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Welcome to Der Riese YCM.

 

Do not touch my Red Kool Aidz.

 

Do not touch my banana nut muffins.

 

Do not activate the Die Glocke.

 

Do not touch my adopted son.

 

Do not touch my wife Bridget.

 

Do not turn on the power switch unless you wish to die by a swarm of Nazi Zombies

 

Do not drink any of the Perk-A-Colas.

 

Do not take my trench knife.

 

Do not try to escape.

 

Don't be a religious fanatic, all religions are lies and only serve to make life both harder and easier.

 

Do not troll or I'll torture you, and force you to kill your family, then commit incest with their dead mutilated bodies.

 

Do not spam or I'll force your own hand down your fat throat.

 

Do not create another account or I'll sow your hands together.

 

Do not flame or I'll burn your most beloved to death.

 

Do not adbot or I'll shove a sock full of quarters down your throat.

 

Do not act like a idiot in the TCG or I'll skull f*** your dumb ass.

 

Enjoy your stay at Auschwitz YCM and do not cross me.

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Welcome to Hell, I mean Yugioh Card Maker dot net

The 50 Rules of Hell, I mean YCM

1. Click the Egg in My Siggy

2. If you're gonna troll, do it on 4chan

3. If you're gonna flame, do it on 4chan

4. If you're gonna review a fanfic, take a note from Foe fiction

5. All your base are belong to us

6. Your argument is invalid

7. Do not touch, my donut

8. Don't grab those pillz

9. You just lost The Game

10. You just lost the game

11. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD

12. It's GOOFY TIME!

13. Friday the 13th Rule

14. All of your carefully picked arguments can be ignored

15. Always question a person's gender - just incase it's really a man

16. You cannot divide by zero, the calculator says so

17. Do not talk about /b/

18. DO NOT TALK ABOUT /B/!

19. Do not argue with trollz - it means they win

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously

21. You must have pictures to prove your statements

22. When you see a lion, GET THE F*CK IN THE CAR!

23. The cake is a lie, do not question it

24. Nevah Question teh Banhammer

25. If it is a delicious cake, eat it

26. If it is a delicious trap, hit it

27. Memes = Insta-lulz

28. Do not trust Pedobear

29. Liek the Mudkipz

30. The pool is closed, do not argue

31. Rick Astley rolls

32. Cook by the book

33. YOU ARE A PIRATE!

34. Bacon is good for you

35. Your spoon is too big

36. Do it for teh lulz

37. Take that potato chip and... EAT IT!

38. Let Ramirez do everything

39. I drink your milkshake

40. Catch that man!

41. Put that cookie down!

42. Can't stop the rock

43. You spin my head, right round, right round

44. A winner is you

45. Haters gonna hate

46. You will die of dysentery

47. Gary Oak is always 1 step ahead

48. There is no 48, deal with it

49. ???

50. PROFIT!

51. More than 50 Rules FTW!

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