Mehmani Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 The truth is they don't bite the neck (various), seduce women (Dracula), are immune to staking in cases (Buffy) or drink from the legs and have a crazy race of cousins (Darren Shan). The truth is that vampires sparkle. Discuss opinions and how they can be oh so fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 That actually is the correct opinion about Vampires. I hate it how people think Futbol is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 "The Truth About Vampires" is that they don't exist. And if they did, they wouldn't f***ing sparkle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 "The Truth About Vampires" is that they don't exist. And if they did, they wouldn't f***ing sparkle. This. If they did exist, we'd be in constant war for them. They see us as prey and will try to domesticate us. They'll breed the strongest ones with the strongest, while killing the smartest ones. We won't stand for it and will try to completely wipe them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 They don't exist because werewolves killed them off. lrn2history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Messenger Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 The truth is they don't bite the neck (various), seduce women (Dracula), are immune to staking in cases (Buffy) or drink from the legs and have a crazy race of cousins (Darren Shan). The truth is that vampires sparkle. Discuss opinions and how they can be oh so fun. OMG Twi-hard! Burn The Witch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 OMG Twi-hard! Burn The Witch! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'll just stick with what Dance in the Vampire Bund taught me about vampires. that they're all sluts, pimps, or devilish people who rape lolis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 You so didn't go there. Twilight has been poisonous. They might even see us as just cattle (Midnight Detective: Nightwalker probably someone where in Sookie Stackhouse books too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted August 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 OMG Twi-hard! Burn The Witch! You people are so stupid. And Futbol is gay, it's called Football and us English invented the modern game. It involves kicking a round ball around, not prancing about in helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Messenger Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 You people are so stupid. And Futbol is gay, it's called Football and us English invented the modern game. It involves kicking a round ball around, not prancing about in helmets.How the F*ck Did a Vampire Topic Turn to a Futbol, or Football, or Whatever Topic? And I Don't Even LIKE Football(both) or Futbol or Whatever the Heck It Is, It's Just Two Sports with the Same Name. So Stop Trollin' On Topic: Twilight is Not The Truth, The Truth is They Don't Exist, but If They Did Here Would Be The Most Likely of Possibilitis(or As I See Them): Vampires don't have fangs, they just have harder teethThey Drink Blood from Anywhere on the Body of Any MammalThey Blend in with Us, and Aviod Most Contact Until They Get Thirsty, or SomethingThey Have a Sophisticated HierachyThey Don't Die in the Sun, They Just Sunburn EasilyThey Can't Shape ShiftThey Are Not Immortal, They Age Slower, and Live LongerYou Can Kill Them with Any Conventional Means(i.e. Grenade Launcher, Sniper Rifle, Chainsaw, etc.)They Have Heightened Senses and Are Stronger, and More AgileThey Don't Sleep in CoffinsTHEY DO NOT F*CKING SPARKLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Actually the topic is on opinions not Vampires. Plus that your version if they did exist, I'll stick with the more traditional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted August 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 How the F*ck Did a Vampire Topic Turn to a Futbol, or Football, or Whatever Topic? And I Don't Even LIKE Football(both) or Futbol or Whatever the Heck It Is, It's Just Two Sports with the Same Name. So Stop Trollin' On Topic: Twilight is Not The Truth, The Truth is They Don't Exist, but If They Did Here Would Be The Most Likely of Possibilitis(or As I See Them): Vampires don't have fangs, they just have harder teethThey Drink Blood from Anywhere on the Body of Any MammalThey Blend in with Us, and Aviod Most Contact Until They Get Thirsty, or SomethingThey Have a Sophisticated HierachyThey Don't Die in the Sun, They Just Sunburn EasilyThey Can't Shape ShiftThey Are Not Immortal, They Age Slower, and Live LongerYou Can Kill Them with Any Conventional Means(i.e. Grenade Launcher, Sniper Rifle, Chainsaw, etc.)They Have Heightened Senses and Are Stronger, and More AgileThey Don't Sleep in CoffinsTHEY DO NOT F*CKING SPARKLE! Cake mentioned "Futbol". And why are you even saying "DO NOT WANT F*CKING SPARKLE" when I said I was trolling for a reaction? Don't be a noob. Yes, this topic is about OPINIONS, as the sparkle thing was a faux opinion used for trolling by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Vampires are actually very rare and live mainly in Romania. It is rumoured that Rufus Scrimgeour was one, but that was never confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Pshh, Vampires are real. I am one! ....!!! I MEAN DERP DERP SPARKLY VAMP FAIL! Anyways, IMO I think vampires and other such creatures exist. Or, atleast once existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Pshh, Vampires are real. I am one! ....!!! I MEAN DERP DERP SPARKLY VAMP FAIL! Anyways, IMO I think vampires and other such creatures exist. Or, atleast once existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 You people are so stupid. And Futbol is gay, it's called Football and us English invented the modern game. It involves kicking a round ball around, not prancing about in helmets. Have a Rep, my fellow Liverpudlian. Why were vampires dubbed "Creatures of the Night"? Because they would die in the day. Simple. As. f***. Seriously, Vampire badassery died in recent years, the most recent examples of good vampires being Helsing, Legacy of Kain and Twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 You people are so stupid. And Futbol is gay, it's called Football and us English invented the modern game. It involves kicking a round ball around, not prancing about in helmets. So futbal is gay, but football isn't D:It's the same thing D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 You forgot Blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 So futbal is gay, but football isn't D:It's the same thing D: lolno. It really isn't. futbol is more like Rugby than Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 ENOUGH OF F***ING FUTBALL, OR FOOTBALL, OR FATBALL, OR WHATEVER!!!!!!! STAY ON TOPIC YOU *** **** ** ***** *** ***. Anyways, Twilight turned vampires into ice-cold douchebags. Douchebags who sparkle, leave forever, come back, propose (i think..), and fight anthropomorphic dogs for no apparent reason. Why cant Hollywood just make normal, nonsparkly, creatures of the notdaytime with a thirst for human blood. Speaking of which (going slightly off topic), I have yet to see anyone drink blood in Twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 ENOUGH OF F***ING FUTBALL, OR FOOTBALL, OR FATBALL, OR WHATEVER!!!!!!! STAY ON TOPIC YOU *** **** ** ***** *** ***. Anyways, Twilight turned vampires into ice-cold douchebags. Douchebags who sparkle, leave forever, come back, propose (i think..), and fight anthropomorphic dogs for no apparent reason. Why cant Hollywood just make normal, nonsparkly, creatures of the notdaytime with a thirst for human blood. Speaking of which (going slightly off topic), I have yet to see anyone drink blood in Twilight. Werewolves. Another mythos that Meyer has f***ed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Why is it that people say that vampires don't sparkle? Have you seen one? Vampires can sparkle in one's imagination and it just so happened that one person made a book out of this idea. I'm not saying I like Twillight, but he fact that people bash it for stupid reasons like "Vampires don't sparkle" makes me angry. Grr. And stuff. Also, Twillight's supposed to be a dramatic romance book, so you can expect it to be bad to about 99.9% of males. The main story's not much about the vampires but the messed up story about a human and a vampire making lubs and vampihuman babies. I think. ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikаmaru Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Vamps don't sparkle, they break out yo' Niggas need to learn to Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Alfred look what you did, a twilight argument. This about opinions not vampires. I don't mind opinions if they are educated opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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