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What would you do if you found drugs on the ground?


Darth Duelist

Drugs [non-medicinal]  

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  1. 1. What would you do if you found drugs somewhere?

    • $ell the drugz for money!
    • Tell a police officer. It'd be the right thing to do!
    • Hmmm... I've always wondered what it'd be like if I tried some...
    • What! The drugs are crack!!!! I wanted coke!
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    • Give it to someone else or the owner of the drugs.
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    • This thread is stupid!
    • Other...


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Wasn't the title enough for you?
Just wondering. Would you use the drugs for profit or take them yourself or what? Will you become some sort of drug dealin' gangsta? What would you prefer? Coke? Crack? Pot?

BTW: This thread is meant for 100% humoristic purposes only. I didn't mean to offend anyone and It's just a joke, so I'm not serious!

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Leave them where they are and pretend that I didn't see them. Maybe someone else reports it to the police, maybe the owner of the drugs comes back and get's them... who really cares? I don't take drugs (except the obligatory alcoholic drink once in a while), what would I want with this crap?
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[quote name='Ĉatman' timestamp='1287626081' post='4722057']
I'd give it to the police. Maybe they'd reward me or something.
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The Police would not reward you with cash. Selling them would get you far more money.

I'd try some then sell it on. Experimenting is damn fun.
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Plant them in the office of a significant corporate executive and take pix. Deliver pix to government and start a massive conspiracy. During the turmoil, assume control of the company. Use the company's finances to buy Nicaragua. Use Nicaragua as the location for my new National Treasure theme park. Use the theme park as a front for the manufacture of nuclear weapons. Stockpile enough nukes to hold the world for ransom. Use the ransom money to start my own line of hair products. Begin assassin training. Assassinate the president of BP. Use the power of BP's oil wells to create a really cool explosion. Film the explosion. Then, take the drugs and give them to the police. What just happened? You tell me.
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[quote name='~Shore' timestamp='1288419575' post='4749048']
Plant them in the office of a significant corporate executive and take pix. Deliver pix to government and start a massive conspiracy. During the turmoil, assume control of the company. Use the company's finances to buy Nicaragua. Use Nicaragua as the location for my new National Treasure theme park. Use the theme park as a front for the manufacture of nuclear weapons. Stockpile enough nukes to hold the world for ransom. Use the ransom money to start my own line of hair products. Begin assassin training. Assassinate the president of BP. Use the power of BP's oil wells to create a really cool explosion. Film the explosion. Then, take the drugs and give them to the police. What just happened? You tell me.
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