My dream girl.

[Astro Dude]

Fenrir-chan is a girl, the female members of my clubs from back in the day were girls. Inconsistent decks is a girl. Thanks for the info on the hairstyle and like I said, the breasts don't have to be that big. And thanks for understanding.

[Juuzou]

Dark, you forgot you're [/quote] there.

TC is sad, lonely, desperate, and will probably end up marrying his anime love pillow.

[Dark]

[quote name='~Belphagor' timestamp='1288750154' post='4758363']
Dark, you forgot you're [./quote] there.

TC is sad, lonely, desperate, and will probably end up marrying his anime love pillow.
[/quote]

Or ipb is just so shitty that it cannot even handle a multiquote properly. In the "view post" window, it was fine. But obviously it cut off the end. <___<

[CinnamonStar]

[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1288744630' post='4758129']
I just met an asian democrat, tolerant geek and anme dressing style today. o.0, quite the looker I might say so too.
[/quote]

Lucky.:'3
But yeah, just wanted to say, if he finds a woman who has a similar lifestyle and is someone he feels a connection to, then I guess it's better to find a nice girlfriend who's maybe a short-haired blonde and not like the picture than someone who looks like it but is a total...you know.

[quote name='~Belphagor' timestamp='1288750154' post='4758363']
TC is sad, lonely, desperate, and will probably end up marrying his anime love pillow.
[/quote]

And you kindly STFU and learn to be a bit nicer to people.
We all figured that TDI Owen has high expectations of women and that his girl dream probably doesn't exist outside of the anime world, but hey it's not that hard to explain things to people and try to show them where they were wrong.

[quote name='TDI Owen' timestamp='1288750142' post='4758362']
...and like I said, the breasts don't have to be that big. And thanks for understanding.
[/quote]

Ok nice to know.

[Icy]

For those wondering what his dating app would have to look like, to be acceptable:

[b][color=hotpink][i]"Hi, I'm a male living in the [insert location] area in his early to mid 20's looking for a gentle woman who's slightly voluptuous, looks great with long-hair and has a sense for Asian Style."[/i][/color][/b]
Intelligence etc, is openly assumed in such situations so that's what he's left with.

[Dark]

[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1288753738' post='4758457']
For those wondering what his dating app would have to look like, to be acceptable:

[b][color="hotpink"][i]"Hi, I'm a male living in the [insert location] area in his early to mid 20's looking for a woman who's slightly voluptuous, looks great with short-hair and has a sense for Asian Style."[/i][/color][/b]
Intelligence etc, is openly assumed in such situations so that's what he's left with.
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"I would also love if your breasts popped out at least a foot from your body-line, and a size 38 DD seems appropriate. I also expect you to wear a purple slut outfit and shoes to match; preferably eight-inch or higher heels. I would also prefer long, black hair that can only exist to such a degree of straightness in animes or photoshopped pictures.

I do hope you choose me as a respectable date. Finally, I would like to mention that you must be a large geek (even though that term is insulting to many) that plays video games, and must be accepting of the fact that I openly post on a Yugioh forum."

[Icy]

[quote name='Dark' timestamp='1288754183' post='4758472']
"I would also love if your breasts popped out at least a foot from your body-line, and a size 38 DD seems appropriate. I also expect you to wear a purple slut outfit and shoes to match; preferably eight-inch or higher heels. I would also prefer long, black hair that can only exist to such a degree of straightness in animes or photoshopped pictures."
[/quote]

Time to get the "Pimp-My-Date" kit then.

[Dark]

[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1288754267' post='4758475']
Time to get the "Pimp-My-Date" kit then.
[/quote]

-Fake breasts
-Wrinkled and cheap clothing
-Translucent bra (and underwear, but that'll cost extra)
-Super-powered hair straightener
-Japanese for Dummies book
-Guide to watching anime and reading magna (hardcover costs extra)
-A guide to whore-acting, volume i
-A guide to whore-acting, volume ii
-Twelve-inch heeled shoes

Total: $620.15

Just PM me your bank account information, and I'll ask my Nigerian associate to take care of the rest.

[Astro Dude]

I'm 25. I'll be 26 next year. Oh mid 20's. Sorry.

And thanks Opalmoon.

[Grunt Issun]

[quote name='Astro Dude' timestamp='1288750142' post='4758362']
Fenrir-chan is a girl, the female members of my clubs from back in the day were girls. Inconsistent decks is a girl. Thanks for the info on the hairstyle and like I said, the breasts don't have to be that big. And thanks for understanding.
[/quote]
Crab helmet is a girl, if I remember corectly

[CinnamonStar]

If you add something about yourself in your application (which I think you should), I'd mention your hobby for videogames (geek would come over a bit scary to some women though ) and maybe a small note that you're a democrat or left-wing, should prevent you from getting an ultra-conservative or die-hard communist.=P

Hi, I'm a 26-old male living in the ... area looking for a kind and feminine woman in her early to mid 20's, can be slightly voluptuous. Asian and long-haired women are very welcome.(I guess??)

Took Icy's post because it's so good =D but sorry if that sounds clumsy, I've never entered a dating site myself.=P
(Try to rephrase the "Asian very welcome" thing in better English, it's not meant in a bad way since I'm Asian myself but I can't figure out how to tell it.D': )

[Fader]

My dream girl exists, and i am about an Inch from being her boyfriend

[Giant Mushroom?]

^
lucky man.

My dream girl is right there.... just isnt interested...

goddamnit

[Dismal Euphony]

[quote name='.:Fader:.' timestamp='1288835041' post='4760295']
My dream girl exists, and i am about an Inch from being her boyfriend
[/quote]

My dream girl just so happens to be my girlfriend. It's okay. Jealousy is expected. ;D

[Icy]

[quote name='Doctor Delicious' timestamp='1288843334' post='4760586']
My dream girl just so happens to be my girlfriend. It's okay. Jealousy is expected. ;D
[/quote]

This. Keep this mentality and you're on a boat ride to heaven.

[Larxene]

[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1288846500' post='4760635']
This. Keep this mentality and you're on a boat ride to heaven.
[/quote]
But boats make me sick.

Can it be a van or something?

[Dismal Euphony]

[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1288846500' post='4760635']
This. Keep this mentality and you're on a boat ride to heaven.
[/quote]

I'm not too sure what to make of this statement. o.o;

[Astro Dude]

[quote name='Opalmoon' timestamp='1288824709' post='4759876']
If you add something about yourself in your application (which I think you should), I'd mention your hobby for videogames (geek would come over a bit scary to some women though ) and maybe a small note that you're a democrat or left-wing, should prevent you from getting an ultra-conservative or die-hard communist.=P

Hi, I'm a 26-old male living in the ... area looking for a kind and feminine woman in her early to mid 20's, can be slightly voluptuous. Asian and long-haired women are very welcome.(I guess??)

Took Icy's post because it's so good =D but sorry if that sounds clumsy, I've never entered a dating site myself.=P
(Try to rephrase the "Asian very welcome" thing in better English, it's not meant in a bad way since I'm Asian myself but I can't figure out how to tell it.D': )
[/quote]

Thanks again Opal Moon. This is the best. How about, Hime cut is most appreciated.

[CinnamonStar]

Hmm personally I wouldn't put that down.
Maybe, MAYBE I'd put down the hair colour that you like, but not in a way that scares off all the other hair colours . I've seen a few applications about men who have a faible for red hair, for black women, for IDK who, so that's ok. But too much specific stuff about hair and dressing style and they're going to think that only an anime girl is going to be good for you or that you're rather complicated, if you're putting so many details about physical appearance.

I don't really know how to put up an application, do you have a template already or something you made yourself? Would be easier for us so we can just give tips.

[Icy]

[quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1288850574' post='4760664']
But boats make me sick.

Can it be a van or something?
[/quote]

No, I'm going to throw you in the water and make you swim.

[Astro Dude]

[quote name='Opalmoon' timestamp='1288892728' post='4761275']
Hmm personally I wouldn't put that down.
Maybe, MAYBE I'd put down the hair colour that you like, but not in a way that scares off all the other hair colours . I've seen a few applications about men who have a faible for red hair, for black women, for IDK who, so that's ok. But too much specific stuff about hair and dressing style and they're going to think that only an anime girl is going to be good for you or that you're rather complicated, if you're putting so many details about physical appearance.

I don't really know how to put up an application, do you have a template already or something you made yourself? Would be easier for us so we can just give tips.
[/quote]

Actually, I might need to make a few changes as a bit of a warning.

Hi, I'm a 26-year old male with Aspergers and a democrat supporter whose hobbies include video games, anime and 80's mustic living in the ... Area looking for a kind and feminine woman in her early to mid 20's, can be slightly voluptuous and can be bilingual (English and Japanese). Women with long, dark hair or hime cut are very welcome.

So, what do you think? I added a few details about myself.

[Icy]

[quote name='Astro Dude' timestamp='1288955143' post='4763255']
Actually, I might need to make a few changes as a bit of a warning.

Hi, I'm a 26-year old male [s]with Aspergers and a democrat supporter[/s] whose hobbies include video games, anime and 80's music living in the ... Area looking for a kind and feminine woman in her early to mid 20's, slightly voluptuous [insert a kind thing you find attractive here] [s]and can be bilingual (English and Japanese)[/s].

So, what do you think? I added a few details about myself.
[/quote]

I honestly... Don't even know where to begin, you're listing requirements instead of things you'd like. Masking them and bastardizing them as "can". Nor do you mention aspergers or other details like that until you start talking, and being a democrat is just a conversational tool. And what about Hobbies outside Video Games and Cartoons? Geezus, does the sun know your name? lol

Removed the Long Hair part, it sounds all wrong ... And I can't for the life of me figure out how to fix it.

Ooh and btw, might help to actually FIND a Legit Dating site and post the template they use here.

[Larxene]

[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1288900108' post='4761507']
No, I'm going to throw you in the water and make you swim.
[/quote]
I'm not that great at swimming either. If I drown God will smite you.

[Astro Dude]

[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1288974367' post='4763441']
I honestly... Don't even know where to begin, you're listing requirements instead of things you'd like. Masking them and bastardizing them as "can". Nor do you mention aspergers or other details like that until you start talking, and being a democrat is just a conversational tool. And what about Hobbies outside Video Games and Cartoons? Geezus, does the sun know your name? lol

Removed the Long Hair part, it sounds all wrong ... And I can't for the life of me figure out how to fix it.

Ooh and btw, might help to actually FIND a Legit Dating site and post the template they use here.
[/quote]
Ok, well, a few of my hobbies outside of video games and cartoons include exercising, reading, and dog walking.

I'm just looking for an intellectual and kind hearted girl with dark hair and with the Hime cut hairstyle. If she changes it during the six months we'll be dating, I won't mind. Oh, and thanks for the tips. But I won't post it until after I move to the cape and stay there for good.

[Legend Zero]

[quote name='Astro Dude' timestamp='1288990154' post='4763929']
Ok, well, a few of my hobbies outside of video games and cartoons include exercising, reading, and dog walking.

I'm just looking for an intellectual and kind hearted girl with dark hair and with the Hime cut hairstyle. [b]If she changes it during the [i][u]six months[/u][/i] we'll be dating, I won't mind.[/b] Oh, and thanks for the tips. But I won't post it until after I move to the cape and stay there for good.
[/quote]