JadenxAtemYAOI Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 What funny things have happened in your school? What stupidity has happened in your school? My bf was hired by the school to be the new computer tech even though he's only 16..."he's passed High school and college already :/" Sex ed teacher made the guys answer all the questions about the female body P.E. teacher sends student to office for a detention for farting on accident Most annoying guy in my year won't stop disrupting the class so I throw my shoe at him which was a high heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 failtrolling runs here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted November 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='Рride' timestamp='1289180449' post='4770595'] failtrolling runs here. [/quote] at your school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 A kid sued the teacher because he made a B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='JadenxAtemYAOI' timestamp='1289179754' post='4770544'] My bf was hired by the school to be the new computer tech even though he's only 16..."he's passed High school and college already :/" [/quote] So your boyfriend, who you claim is a prodigy, completes high school AND college.....yet gets hired as a high school computer tech? no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacoby746 Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Kid slapped the substitute teacher. (best. class. ever.) Teacher fell down the stairs. We get on the news for a gang fight (not funny, but it was the 2nd time we were on the news this year (the first was when the school opened)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted November 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1289181610' post='4770657'] So your boyfriend, who you claim is a prodigy, completes high school AND college.....yet gets hired as a high school computer tech? no. [/quote] you don't have to be a prodigy to be in college at 16 :/ if you're homeschooled you can work at your own pace unlike school where is set to be assigned at this date and due this date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 I pulled a prank on the school where I posted porn on the morning announcements, and when I was playing school Football (Soccer) I shot the ball, and it hit the goalkeeper right in the fading blacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted November 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='Coyote Starrk' timestamp='1289183097' post='4770718'] I pulled a prank on the school where I posted porn on the morning announcements, and when I was playing school Football (Soccer) I shot the ball, and it hit the goalkeeper right in the fading blacks. [/quote] A student made a funny version of the school newspaper. It had the same name, same everything except for what's put on there. In biology class we were learning about the electric charge in fruits and things like that and one of my classmates but the cucumber in the middle and oranges on the sides towards the bottom. We had 3 cucumbers, 2 apples, 2 oranges, 1 banana and some potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='JadenxAtemYAOI' timestamp='1289183655' post='4770748'] A student made a funny version of the school newspaper. It had the same name, same everything except for what's put on there. In biology class we were learning about the electric charge in fruits and things like that and one of my classmates but the cucumber in the middle and oranges on the sides towards the bottom. We had 3 cucumbers, 2 apples, 2 oranges, 1 banana and some potatoes. [/quote] Ahh the good ol' penis jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 My teacher unknowingly made a dick while holding up some random pieces of fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='Cаtmаn' timestamp='1289184121' post='4770771'] My teacher unknowingly made a dick while holding up some random pieces of fruit. [/quote] Interesting. Tomorrow, we have to put a condom on a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='JadenxAtemYAOI' timestamp='1289182674' post='4770699'] you don't have to be a prodigy to be in college at 16 :/ if you're homeschooled you can work at your own pace unlike school where is set to be assigned at this date and due this date. [/quote] wait wait. He's in college at [i]16[/i]? ... Huh. OT - We convinced our Psychology teacher to spend the whole class period showing us YouTube videos. Then we got extra credit because we told the teacher that the class that day was awesome. O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenzoTheHarpist Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Girl brought pot brownies to school and gave them out. Now in jail on felony charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 I got to watch 6 videos of child birth in health class during my sophomore year. The teacher fast-forwarded and re-winded each video over and over again and chuckled about how it "looked like the doctor was shoving a baby in a vagina." Yeah. 7 girls threw up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 I hear of a few teen pregnancies at school. That itself is failure to me. But besides that, my school is pretty awesome. However, the middle school I went to had such horrible rules, it was ridiculous. If you wear your hood, you'll get your jacket taken away unless it's raining. Idiotic administrators piss me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 My teacher said "Don't make mistakes!" at a person who made three mistakes on spelling in a typing test. Then, when he gave us some homework, it had five mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Innovation Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 We were studying mushrooms. My friend was holding a large one (f**) since the teacher gave us some specimens. My teacher said 'mushrooms are like the sex organs of the actual fungal structure'. My friend threw the mushroom out of the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Scary is moment when one of the kids in sixth form pulled one of the teacher's trousers down. It was funny afterwards, but given its a teacher rarely raises his voice and is laid back, it was scary. For a joke once, some students locked one of the teachers in their office once. She'd only popped in for paper. Tellytubby dog pile during Children In Need was rather funny, and so was people wearing Togas on a cold day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
аlex Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 I was gonna play a prank, but then I got high, - I was gonna go to class, but then I got high, - (La da da da) I jumped over the wall, to get high. My school history right there. ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Lol ... Chemistry teacher Mr. Yip A student walked in int he middle of class and takes a notebook and he was like "hey thats not yours". Long story short, Mr. Yip ended up chasing the student all over the school and failed. Mr. Yip plays tug of war with a female student over a backpack and she wins. He grabs her arms and she's like "don't effin touch me" Mr. Yip tries to block the entrance so a student can't get out (he belongs in another class and came in to retrieve his belongings). I kindly reminded the student we are connected to the next door science lab via a back door and he left through that classroom. I got in trouble for helping him escape My cafeteria has a second floor deck. We assembled all the straws together and it reached the floor of the first floor cafeteria. Mrs. Chi trying to control her classroom durign the finals when everybody was sharing answers out loud and she had to call in the math department teacher to control the class. Mr. Gaylord lol gaylord. Rumors is, he once threw his fake leg at a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Most kids at my school aren't virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 that reminds me. The one stairwell that is used only for hiding with your giirl/man no one uses that stairwell ... no one. If you walk near it and hear somethign, then you know someone havin sex in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 [quote name='Magion' timestamp='1289259603' post='4772643'] that reminds me. The one stairwell that is used only for hiding with your giirl/man no one uses that stairwell ... no one. If you walk near it and hear somethign, then you know someone havin sex in there [/quote] Ahh....that's...nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 [quote name='Coyote Starrk' timestamp='1289259491' post='4772633'] Most kids at my school aren't virgins. [/quote] What country is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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