Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 http://news.travel.aol.com/2010/12/02/noah-s-ark-park-to-open-in-kentucky/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 "Praise Land!? More like... uhh... Craze Land!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Lol. [/thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Even from a theistic point of view, they failed to realize that every kind of animal then does not equate to every kind of animal now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ξyakuya Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 I'm not Christian, but I never knew one story from the Bible can be so appraised...for $150 million.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 It's Kentucky, what did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ξyakuya Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Philosophy is not my strongsuit. I heard they'd make an amusement park for ark in the movie, [u]Evan Almighty[/u], but it would be, well, a little expensive, but look now. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 *Sigh*. This is why my country fails. I'm going there, then I will put up a giant statue of a dinosaur in protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aibara Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Well, even if i'm a christian, that's an epic fail and, surely, a waste of money.. Well, they could make a school or something like that.. But noah's ark? Is that a warning message for the end of the world in 2012?! NOOOO!! Lol! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 surely if your true this would be fun and isn't having fun a sin? great ideas geniuses what else do they have camera phones that require a roll of film? dairy free cow's? stealing adults stem cells to avoid controversy or maybe genetic engineering chickens with no bones? well that last one wasn't actually a bad idea but you get point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 [quote name='Coyote Starrk' timestamp='1291577431' post='4832037'] *Sigh*. This is why my country fails. I'm going there, then I will put up a giant statue of a dinosaur in protest. [/quote] I understand that it's a waste of money but, what!? 1. Why protest? 2. Whoever told you that Christians didn't believe in dinosaurs lied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenzoTheHarpist Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 I'm curious how this is going to "prove" Noah could fit every single kind of animal on the arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 [quote name='GenzoTheHarpist' timestamp='1291589956' post='4832846'] I'm curious how this is going to "prove" Noah could fit every single kind of animal on the arc. [/quote] Where does it say that their goal is to prove Noah could fit two of every animal? It's an amusement park made to suck the money out of stupid Christians, like how Disney World is made to suck the money out of stupid tourists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 [quote name='PikaPerson01' timestamp='1291591607' post='4832927'] Where does it say that their goal is to prove Noah could fit two of every animal? It's an amusement park made to suck the money out of stupid Christians, like how Disney World is made to suck the money out of stupid tourists. [/quote] Aww... don't be so pessimistic, I like Disney World. Anyway, I believe that in that article, they actually [i]did[/i] claim that they were going to attempt to fit two of every animal on the thing. The hilarious part is, it you actually look it up in the Bible, it was [b]seven[/b] of all the clean animals, and two of all the other ones. ie: Seven sheep, seven cows, two [insert bird species here] All I can say is gl with that. Not only is it virtually impossible, but it's just begging to be attacked by the animal rights people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Sounds like a good idea tbh, if its more focused on the THEME OF it instead of a bunch of pushy nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenzoTheHarpist Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 [quote name='PikaPerson01' timestamp='1291591607' post='4832927'] Where does it say that their goal is to prove Noah could fit two of every animal? It's an amusement park made to suck the money out of stupid Christians, like how Disney World is made to suck the money out of stupid tourists. [/quote] [quote]"The mission of the project, Zovath said, is to lend credence to the biblical account of a catastrophic flood and to dispel doubts that Noah could have fit two of every kind of animal onto a 500-foot-long ark," wrote Forbes.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 I feel bad for the animals. >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 [quote name='GenzoTheHarpist' timestamp='1291595392' post='4833093'] [quote]"The mission of the project, Zovath said, is to lend credence to the biblical account of a catastrophic flood and to dispel doubts that Noah could have fit two of every kind of animal onto a 500-foot-long ark," wrote Forbes.[/quote] [/quote] Forbes =/= the guy in charge of this. But congrats on the lack of reading comprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenzoTheHarpist Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 [quote name='PikaPerson01' timestamp='1291604215' post='4833407'] Forbes =/= the guy in charge of this. But congrats on the lack of reading comprehension. [/quote] Actually, that's Forbes quoting [i]Zovath[/i]... who is one of the people in charge of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Anyway, I'd like to see them cram some ligers in there, even though that wouldn't make any sense whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tyleR Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 [quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1291573872' post='4831842'] It's Kentucky, what did you expect? [/quote] Hey, f*** you. Kentucky is just the place they decided to put the park, it's not like it was a statewide decision. This is dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Donate. OR BURN IN HELL. D:< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tyleR Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 [quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1291662040' post='4834136'] Donate. OR BURN IN HELL. D:< [/quote] I lol'd. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 @Death Metal This is sometimes why I hate Church and state. I think for this, the Church needed to Consolidate with the state to get it built. But they didn't. So now, the whole state's gonna get bashed because of a Religious park that in all cases looks like Disney World, that is based around Christianity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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