Darth Revan of the Sith Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 In surgery why do surgeons always wear those masks? So if somebody screws up nobody can ID them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byak Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Why are these jokes so bad? [spoiler=Answer]Because it's YCM.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Broderick- Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 [quote name='ze super cat' timestamp='1293166581' post='4879188'] Why are these jokes so bad? [spoiler=Answer]Because it's YCM.[/spoiler] [/quote] Good one, haven't read that in here before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Q. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? A. By sticking your finger in his honey And seriously if you have some kind of problem with this topic dont post here.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 [quote name='poinl' timestamp='1292989150' post='4872625'] Show me your genitals your genitals WHAT!!! show me yor genitals your genitals GENITALIA!!!!! [/quote] Man what is this crap, it's not even funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Speaking of dead babies: Whats worse than 7 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 7 trees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 BETTER NATE THEN LEVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 [quote name='新型神' timestamp='1293214174' post='4880881'] BETTER NATE THEN LEVER [/quote] THIS JOKE IS WORTH READING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Duelist Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 [spoiler=Joke] One day, a man parked his car on a Grocery Store Parking lot. When he came back out of the store, he found a policeman writing a ticket for his car. Man: Why are you giving me a ticket? Policeman: Didn't you read the sign? Man: Yes, I did. It says "Fine for Parking". [spoiler=Get it?] "Fine" has 2 definitions: Fine- as in the fee that you have to pay. Fine- as in absolutely fine, well, happy, etc. [/spoiler] [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Mr.Ivanov, a Russian engineer is caught on the streets by the KGB, brought with a black car to the secret headquarters for interrogation... KGB agents: "Where do you live?" Mr.Ivanov: "I live on Stalin Street, number 9" After a few hours he gets beaten up and asked again... KGB agents: "Where do you live?" Mr.Ivanov: "I told you, I live at Stalin Street number 9" He gets beaten up, tortured and thrown into a chamber... The next day he gets asked again, then beaten up again and so on... After a week of beating and torturing, the KGB agents think he's crazy and let him go home... When Mr.Ivanov arrives to his building, his neighbour, and old lady whispers to him: "Psst! Mr.Ivanov! There were a coupple of agents here, several times this week, they were asking whether you lived here. But don't worry Mr.Ivanov, I told them I never heard about you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Duelist Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='tonymann' timestamp='1293485662' post='4887685'] Mr.Ivanov, a Russian engineer is caught on the streets by the KGB, brought with a black car to the secret headquarters for interrogation... KGB agents: "Where do you live?" Mr.Ivanov: "I live on Stalin Street, number 9" After a few hours he gets beaten up and asked again... KGB agents: "Where do you live?" Mr.Ivanov: "I told you, I live at Stalin Street number 9" He gets beaten up, tortured and thrown into a chamber... The next day he gets asked again, then beaten up again and so on... After a week of beating and torturing, the KGB agents think he's crazy and let him go home... When Mr.Ivanov arrives to his building, his neighbour, and old lady whispers to him: "Psst! Mr.Ivanov! There were a coupple of agents here, several times this week, they were asking whether you lived here. But don't worry Mr.Ivanov, I told them I never heard about you!" [/quote] lololololololol @ the Old Lady. That's really funny dude! [spoiler=Joke #2] A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 That joke was already told... I am not impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Duelist Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 [quote name='Wang Fire' timestamp='1293582404' post='4891032'] That joke was already told... I am not impressed [/quote] Jeez, sorry! And as a matter of fact, I have no need to impress you. And I don't really care if you are impressed. [spoiler=Joke #3 (I don't care if you are impressed or not] "Who's been eating my porridge?", squeaked Baby Bear. "Who's been eating my porridge?", cried Mother Bear. "BURP!", said Papa Bear. ^not that funny, but it's still a joke [/spoiler] [spoiler=Joke #4] [i]This is a variant to many other jokes, so you may have heard something similar[/i] Once upon a time there were three brothers who lived together. Their names were Mind-Your-Own-Business, Trouble, and Manners. One day, Trouble went missing. Worried, the 2 men went to the police office to file a report. Manners was scared of the police, so he stayed outside in the car. When Mind-Your-Own-Business went to file a report, the police officer asked him for his name, to which Mind-Your-Own-Business replied "Mind-Your-Own-Business". Angered at his rudeness, the police officer asked him, "Where are your manners?". "Outside", replied Mind-Your-Own-Business. "Are you looking for trouble, mister", the police officer said. "Yes please!". [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I was on my iPod's joke app when I came across this joke. [spoiler=A simple joke involving little kids in Sunday School] Little Mary wasn't always the best student at Sunday School. One particular Sunday, Mary is sound asleep when the teacher calls on her. "Mary, do you you know who created the Heavens and the Earth?" Mary, being sound asleep, didn't answer. However, Little Johnny, sitting behind her, came to the rescue with a pin, and he jabbed Mary in the backside. "God Almighty!" screamed Little Mary, jumping up in pain as she grabbed her backside. "Very good, Mary," said the teacher, and Mary sat back down and fell back asleep. The teacher then calls on Mary again for another question. "Mary, do you know who died for all of our sins?" Once again, Little Johnny had to come to the rescue. "Jesus Christ!" she screamed. "Very good, Mary," and Mary fell asleep again. Now the class was nearly over, so the teacher called on Mary for the final question. "Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after giving birth to their 22nd child?" Mary didn't stir from her slumber, so Little Johnny took up the pin again and jabbed Mary in her backside. Only this time, Little Mary stood up, turned to face Little Johnny, and at the top of her lungs, she yelled, "Stick that thing into me ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 That last part sounds like it would hurt.... alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Duelist Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Another joke, I got it from a joke book. [spoiler=Joke] A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other one day. The blind snakes touches the rabbit. He says "Aha, you're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit". The blind rabbit reaches out and touches the snake. "Aha, you're slimy, beady-eyed, and low to the ground", said the rabbit. "You must be a science teacher"! [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 that was a very good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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