Who made God? Goku.

[Grunt Issun]

[quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1292831325' post='4866948']
-Don't do drugs; live above the influence.
-Accept everybody, no matter their sexual orientation, race, interests, etc etc. [b]Accept everybody, no matter their sexual orientation, race, or religion[/b]
-Be that girl that everyone can trust.
-Always be there to pick someone up when they fall. [b]Don't trust anyone, unless they earn it over the years[/b]
-Offer your help to someone who looks like they need it. [b]Don't help anyone with no reason[/b]
-Stick to your beliefs, don't let someone walk all over you.
-Keep your problems a secret so it doesn't hinder someone else.
-Keep to originality, even if it means you'll be alone on that path.

^I follow these naturally.

And one that was brought to my attention earlier today;

-Be the leader. Set an example. Let them follow. And appreciate their presence.
[/quote]
All the ones I didn't put bold next to, I agree with

[Seta]

f*** you distracted me with your name... Never do that again...

- Do everything stupid.

That's all I need

[Death Metal]

- Keep my business to myself.
- Always think of the most logical solution to my problems.
- Acknowledge the rules.
- Pick a goal. Destroy everything that stands in the way of that goal.
- Give respect when respect is due.
- Two wrongs [b]DO[/b] make a right. They won't know how it affected you until you inflict the same kind of pain upon them.
- ???
- PROFIT!

That's it. :l

[Mehmani]

[quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1293027416' post='4873497']
Truer words have not been spoken.
[/quote]

Indeed.

AND ANOTHER RULE:

-THIRTY FOUR

[Catman25]

- Bros before hoes.

That is all.

[六兆年と一夜物語]

I GOTTA BELIEVE!

[Brinolovania]

-Always remember:People are stupid.

[Twig]

-Be the very best, like no one ever was.
-Catch them for the test, train them for the cause
-Travel across the land, search far and wide.

-Believe in nexus.

-Remember, remember the fifth of November.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

[quote name='Doom Marine' timestamp='1292865767' post='4867797']
Never get a girlfriend[/quote]

I can't hear you.

[Ghoulish]

"Respect is earned, it is not a natural nessecity deserved by all." - religion would argue with this.

[JG.]

1.) Don't smoke, and don't drink too much. (A little alcohol is ok.)
2.) Violence solves nothing. Don't use it unless you have to.
3.) I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.

[Nu.]

[quote name='=Evangelion=' timestamp='1293245441' post='4881732']
I can't hear you.
[/quote]

Let's just hope it's a homophobic girl who typed that.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

[quote name='Nu.' timestamp='1293365573' post='4884137']
Let's just hope it's a homophobic girl who typed that.
[/quote]
Homophobic internet girls are rare. There are many internet girls with penises.

[Nu.]

[quote name='=Evangelion=' timestamp='1293366028' post='4884143']
Homophobic internet girls are rare. There are many internet girls with penises.
[/quote]

Shemales ==/== Femanons

[Grunt Issun]

.Don't stop belivin'

[-Berserker-]

Beat Airman...

[Grunt Issun]

Airman? But he's like, the first robot master anyone should beat

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

*Dont do drugs
*Dont drink alcohol
*Dont smoke
*Dont drink coffee
*Tolerate anything and everything
*Crack jokes people are normally offended by

[Resident Fascist]

- You must Uphold Justice at all times.
-You must carry a black notebook to ward of evil, and claim that you are the god of the new world everyone desires.
-You must shout in your room and no one can hear you.
-You must look suspicious at all times and never be caught
-Criminals Deserve to die. No one else.
::Light Yagami::

::Me::
- Don't Shorten your life span with anything.
-Your life is set for a specific time, Live it while you can. Be with your family more than your friends.
-Watch Anime for 12 hours a week.
-Always have a anime song as your ringtone.
-Always cosplay on Non-uniform days.

[~NOiSE~]

As a Christian, I obviously have standards set for my life...

-Love God, love people
-Never compromise my standards
-Be an example of what Christians are supposed to be (not all of us are bigoted, judgmental hypocrites)

And I have personal ones that reflect my beliefs, though they are personal choices I've made myself.
-Never drink alcohol
-Never do drugs
-Never have sex until marriage (not gonna lie...this one might be the hardest)
-Always be respectful of people around you
-Never curse
-Never judge people

Believe it or not, my life is still fun.

[Grunt Issun]

Wait... not having sex before marrige is harder then not ever swearing? Damn, sex must be even better then I thought

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

Obviously you have underestimated it lolz

[Grunt Issun]

Must have, because for a year now, I haven't gone a day without swearing
(BTW, never have sex before marrige, loophole = elope at 18)