.Corgi Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I overslept today, and if I couldnt make my mom call the scool and say I was sick, I would have been 1 hour late to scool. It felt like a nea-death experience. Tell me your epic fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='The Cake Is A Lie' timestamp='1294992279' post='4933798'] I overslept today, and if I couldnt make my mom call the scool and say I was sick, I would have been 1 hour late to scool. It felt like a nea-death experience. Tell me your epic fails. [/quote] Blame your mum, she should have come and woke you up. How oversleeping the start of a school day can be regarded as such a problem is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Corgi Posted January 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='Bahamut ZERO' timestamp='1295008434' post='4933913'] Blame your mum, she should have come and woke you up. [/quote] My mum goes to work every morning, and I was in bed when she left (I was awake). Then I fell asleep again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 [quote name='The Cake Is A Lie' timestamp='1295014941' post='4933979'] My mum goes to work every morning, and I was in bed when she left (I was awake). Then I fell asleep again. [/quote] Been there done that. It really sucks when you oversleep in college. Only reason that happened was because it was an early morning class and my alarm was set to go off in the afternoon D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I would just make sure your alarm is working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Or set multiple alarms like me. =D One of my epic fails was screaming when I saw a cockroach, only to see it was a stain in the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 XD [s] His Excellency is unable to "epic fail"[/s] Librarian: Have a read, I heer that book is good Me: you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 "I overslept and was late to school" "OMG! EPIC FAIL!" Like damn, are you serious? >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 ...so you was late 1 hour to school. If in your opinion it's an "epic fail" and "near-death experience"... ...no comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
аlex Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 [quote name='Chillaccino' timestamp='1295093532' post='4935636'] ...so you was late 1 hour to school. If in your opinion it's an "epic fail" and "near-death experience"... ...no comment... [/quote] My idea of an epic fail is this person's English. However, his/her point is valid, you are an utter newfag if you think that is an epic fail. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 I'm a guy Excuse me my english, it's not my everyday language You know what's na epic fail is? Coming to school with pyjama under your clothes, while being 100% sure that you took it of... and we had PE at that day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 I'm surprised no-one has said "Joining YCM" yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Corgi Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 That was just an regular fail for me. Once my trousers got teared apart in scool, and no clothes to change to. Unlucky for me, dad was in a meeting. I got to walk around in my underwear. I'm glad I just didnt put on boxer shorts that morning. Lol. Thats the reason I have no friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='JG.' timestamp='1295099174' post='4935736'] I'm surprised no-one has said "Joining YCM" yet. [/quote] Weren't you a former/current mod? if so [url=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum_moderator]please click here[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Joining YCM..... AND NOT LEAVING! D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Itacђi' timestamp='1295140694' post='4937056'] Weren't you a former/current mod? if so [url=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum_moderator]please click here[/url] [/quote] ^example of an epic fail lool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Well, there was this one time I was stabbing one of my countless victims in the throat, yet after I cleaned off my blood, I forgot to make sure that he was [i]actually dead[/i]. I had to evade the cops for 2 hours before I finally just decided to use my magical powers of teleportation to move to Fiji. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 [quote name='Smeargle' timestamp='1295161197' post='4937665'] ^example of an epic fail [b]lool.[/b] [/quote] o_0 misspelling lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Itacђi' timestamp='1295298149' post='4941376'] o_0 misspelling lol? [/quote] or increasing the number of o's to make the 'lol' longer. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Wearing a mini skirt on a windy day boob slides out during p.e. condome ripped burning hot dogs in the microwave flooring the gas pedal trying to back in wearing 2 different shoes to school tripping on flat surfaces choking on my own saliva not stopping the hairdresser from giving me a jewfro on my birthday etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1295046121' post='4934581'] I would just make sure your alarm is working. [/quote] Doesn't work when it's set to the wrong time on my fault. [quote name='Chillaccino' timestamp='1295093532' post='4935636'] ...so you was late 1 hour to school. If in your opinion it's an "epic fail" and "near-death experience"... ...no comment... [/quote] 1 hour late to school? Maybe not. Missing an entire class? ...Ok, still probably not, but it was still a bad experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Epic fails? Usually only in video games for me, especially FPS games. But IRL I am all win, all day. No joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='JadenxAtemYAOI' timestamp='1295310966' post='4941887'] Wearing a mini skirt on a windy day boob slides out during p.e. [/quote] Pictures or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='Nu.' timestamp='1295389919' post='4943465'] Pictures or it didn't happen. [/quote] I second that motion.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='Itacђi' timestamp='1295140694' post='4937056'] Weren't you a former/current mod? if so [url=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum_moderator]please click here[/url] [/quote] Now why would I be a mod? I am not, and never have been. I'm too trolly/flamey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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