Jake the Sage Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Believe me he has NO plan on "serving our country" more along the lines of "easy paying job with great benefits" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Believe me he has NO plan on "serving our country" more along the lines of "easy paying job with great benefits"WHO GODDAMNIT ANSWER ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Raine's Plan to Life:1) Enter State University and get degree in mechanical engineering2) Enter Medical School3) Volunteer in the military for year tour as experienced aid.4) Find work overseas with pipeline industries in Southeast Asia5) Enter Bangkok Drug Trade6) Adopt Russian Genius Daughter7) Use money from pipeline and drug trade to travel world with daughter teaching her everything I know and making her my successor.8) Find quiet town and work as history teacher while building world's first mech.9) Run for Representative and get elected into House.10) Retire to my Toyko condo.???Profit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Believe me he has NO plan on "serving our country" more along the lines of "easy paying job with great benefits" I wouldn't really say "easy". You never know, he might be deployed to a war zone and be pummeled by gunfire and grenades. From what I heard, it can cause major PTSD for that experience alone. Then you have that "dead comrade" scar. ...but I've never been in the military, so I wouldn't know. My hopes are to get into either the Navy or the Coastal Guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Raine's Plan to Life:1) Enter State University and get degree in mechanical engineering2) Enter Medical School3) Volunteer in the military for year tour as experienced aid.4) Find work overseas with pipeline industries in Southeast Asia5) Enter Bangkok Drug Trade6) Adopt Russian Genius Daughter7) Use money from pipeline and drug trade to travel world with daughter teaching her everything I know and making her my successor. Find quiet town and work as history teacher while building world's first mech.9) Run for Representative and get elected into House.10) Move to Japan, master Kendo and Iaido and make sexytimeyes with japanese ladies11) Retire to my Toyko condo.???Profit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 WHO GODDAMNIT ANSWER ME My brother . . . I wouldn't really say "easy". You never know, he might be deployed to a war zone and be pummeled by gunfire and grenades. From what I heard, it can cause major PTSD for that experience alone. Then you have that "dead comrade" scar. ...but I've never been in the military, so I wouldn't know. My hopes are to get into either the Navy or the Coastal Guard. He has a high score on his ASVAB so I highly doubt he will get sent to a War Zone. Hell my cousin, also in the army, went to a war zone but since he was a mechanic he never saw any real fighting. Mike, my brother, is instead going to be working with Satellites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 That's it, Itachi? That's all you would do with that? Hell, I'd work as a Samurai assassin and cut evil dictators in half. ...THEN I'd get sexytimeyes with Japanese ladies... and Swedish, maybe, if I have the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Samurai =/= Assassins You're thinking ninji bro But still GOOD IDEA I might actually visit Sweden this coming summer gettin ready for the blondes and bewbs B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 RACIAL SEXUAL STEREOTYPES! ...why would you kill evil dictators? I would work with them, the right-hand mans stuff. Own the power without the pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 RACIAL SEXUAL STEREOTYPES! ...why would you kill evil dictators? I would work with them, the right-hand mans stuff. Own the power without the pressure.No Kill them for the adrenaline rush of entering a huge South American villa filled with body guards, and slowly kill each one with my totally badass Samurai Champloo Mugen katana and then escape from the country and watch the flames of the nation recoiling fomr trying to find a military dictator brave enough to try and be as bold as the one I just killed Highest target = Japanese Emperor Just for lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 No Kill them for the adrenaline rush of entering a huge South American villa filled with body guards, and slowly kill each one with my totally badass Samurai Champloo Mugen katana and then escape from the country and watch the flames of the nation recoiling fomr trying to find a military dictator brave enough to try and be as bold as the one I just killed Highest target = Japanese Emperor Just for lulz Then like all action movies you have the side bad guy who's the one who can actually fight, me, and they duke it out in the villa in hand-to-hand combat where I come out victorious with my arm wrapped around your twisted neck. The bad guy comes out and makes sure your dead, where I take a pistol and shoot him in the back off the head. I move to the safe where I take the money, drugs, and guns in several large dufflebags, wiping my prints from the house and escaping in a helicopter. ...true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Then like all action movies you have the side bad guy who's the one who can actually fight, me, and they duke it out in the villa in hand-to-hand combat where I come out victorious with my arm wrapped around your twisted neck. The bad guy comes out and makes sure your dead, where I take a pistol and shoot him in the back off the head. I move to the safe where I take the money, drugs, and guns in several large dufflebags, wiping my prints from the house and escaping in a helicopter. ...true story.if you are talking to me You've got something else coming >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 if you are talking to me You've got something else coming >:3 My beach house in Cabo begs to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 My third degree dan and real life katana also beg to differ And I have irl friends who have "connections" thankgodforChinese1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 My third degree dan and real life katana also beg to differ And I have irl friends who have "connections" thankgodforChinese1 ...*picks up pistol* "All these things have to do is hit." -Revy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 WHO GODDAMNIT ANSWER MEI ANSWERED YOU GODDAMNIT! JAKE'S BRO! My plan to life:1. Get through school as an achiever.2. Get into College of Choice through Scholarship by the extracurricular things i've done(Such as Duke University Search SAT/ACT in January)3. Get great job.4. Make or Adopt a Child.5. Maybe get into Politics and turn this crazy Liberal economy into a great Conservative one(OPTIONAL!).6. Get into a Dream Job!7. Get in good connections with former enemies.8. Move to another country for some time.???PROFIT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☖☠☗JAXCOB☗☠☖ Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 ...*picks up pistol* "All these things have to do is hit." -RevyAll I have to do is scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 All I have to do is scream.No, all you have to do is SHUT THE f*** UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I was going to say something witty here, but i'll just leave this instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE&feature=player_embedded No, not even I understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 How dare you post a video when I am currently incapable of using my audio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Oh s***. That is some f***ed up stuff. You scarred me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 That was slightly less f*cked up than the Japanese. Remo, it was basically, "It's the big bad wolf" over and over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 And wolf howling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Glad I am not aware of whatever horrors you guys seem to be going through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 All I have to do is scream. The Last Crusade FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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