Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Don't spoil the book. Haven't gotten to the part where Judas betrays Jesus yet. *facepalm* It is more than a book. It is a Christian's sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 *watches Deathly explode* Heh. *eats a piece of cheese pizza* I doubt that. Name the fruit of the spirit.You mean biblical item that refers to the nine visible elements of a true Christian? I threw the book at a satanist, they cut me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 *facepalm* It is more than a book. It is a Christian's sword.Pen>Sword You said Bible = Christians Sword wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 I'm gonna get out of here...or maybe just stop talking before i start AAAAANY more brush-fires tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 But seriously No Religious discussion Jake gonna get mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 You mean biblical item that refers to the nine visible elements of a true Christian? That is it. If you plan on using it against me, no one is perfect. Not even me. @Brad: "Be strong in the Lord and in the power of His might. Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. "Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having girded your waist with truth, having put on the breastplate of righteousness, and having shod your feet with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked one. "And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God; praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, being watchful to this end with all perseverance and supplication for all the saints...." Ephesians 6:10-18 You have to remember that this part of the Bible was written in Roman times. /Topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 *watches Deathly explode* Heh. *eats a piece of cheese pizza* I doubt that. Name the fruit of the spirit.Fuckin warned you... *Smart glasses go on* Strikes and Stones By Fancy nex. When we last left our hero, a b****, and Striker they were having the most okay threesome to debut on the Bondage pornos of our time. However then Andx decided that screwing Striker was technically bestiality and Andx didn't want to be a furry so he left with Clair. They resumed strengthening their relationship because even if it's furry they were good enough lays to be worth it. So Striker was all sadfaec because his balls were blue lantern and he wanted to be white lantern and so he called War Torn and was like "War Torn my arch nemisis help me" now War torn just needs a hug but can't because he acts like a dick because his father abused him because his father was striker because he came out of striker's mental uterus. ...The author pauses to wonder what the f*** he just wrote. Anyway so then War Torn thought that if he freed Striker then he would tell War how proud of him he was so War freed him and then striker shot him because Striker is kindof a jerk and then he tied up war torn. War torn cried tears of joy because Striker took time out of his scedule to securly confine him. War Torn assumes this is a act of affection. Someone should have called child services awhile ago and you are all terrible people for not having done so. Striker then got a burrito from the fridge and was like "Ima gonna eat you burrito" and he did so and got horrible gas. So then Ice and Amethyst shows up with gas masks and Ice was like "Okay everyone freeze internet police!" Striker was all like "lol I get it" So Ice shot him in the foot. So Striker was... striked. ...The authors foot is now bleeding. Anyway so Amy was all like "So we got a call that someone was gassing this hotel?" And Striker was like "No I would never gas this hotel I will attack you for insinuating that!" So Striker charged at Ice but Ice excecuted a materful display of Legal Negations and rebutted Strikers accusations with a swift compensation to clear all charges. By compensations I mean bullets. Bullets fired from a gun. At Striker. Striker then masterfully failed utterly at dodging and got hit. Striker was then forced to channel the dark forces of... whatever the f*** Striker uses to get all his super powers. Since the author never learned Striker origin story we are forced to assume Striker made a deal with a Wisconsin Dairy farmer. Just like the author did. Anyway Striker uses his dark dairy devilry to turn into one of Strikers anime sounding forms. "Haha puny Police-kun you all shall be uke to my seme and be forced to call me Striker-sensi-san as I use my justice to destroy you for good!" Somewhere in Australia, Broken has just commited suicide. Amy was like f*** NO! And activated his Phoenix Force to become Phoenix, even though he was not wright. So using his all powerful psychic powers Amethyst stabs Striker with the concentrated esscence of a thousand hick towns with his blade of cultural diversity. STriker's japanese has been drained out of him. Ice then kicks Striker in the face turning striker into a pile of coins. Amy and Ice then used Striker's coin corpse to by sodas for everyone. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Pathetic story is pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Oh really? But look!I got a trophy for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Why you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Why you beautiful hunk of a man.Finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Finished. You are starting to irritate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 You are starting to irritate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 After reading this I can say, 1.) We need to stop pulling up radical idiots as a topic before I end up causing a massacre and 2.) Taisen that made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 After reading this I can say, 1.) We need to stop pulling up radical idiots as a topic before I end up causing a massacre and 2.) Taisen that made me lolBut our last topic was strik....oooooooh. Anyway yeah something cool. Crossover stories, what ones would you like to see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Ah! That actually reminds me . . .Why has no two manga artists never come together and be like, "Hey the fans wanna see a cross over of our work . . .""Well why not?" And actually DO it!?I think it'd be truly f*cking epic if the actual people did a crossover THEMSELVES I mean there've been crossovers before, the most recient in memory was the DBZ/One Piece cross-overand the Torriko/Something one, but all those are is one-shots with no real plot. Why not do one with a real plot and see the fans go bat sh*t crazy over it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Why you beautiful hunk of a man.Can I just rape someone like you? I mean ;D, Striker did say you were hunky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Fuckin warned you... *Smart glasses go on* Strikes and Stones By Fancy nex. When we last left our hero, a b****, and Striker they were having the most okay threesome to debut on the Bondage pornos of our time. However then Andx decided that screwing Striker was technically bestiality and Andx didn't want to be a furry so he left with Clair. They resumed strengthening their relationship because even if it's furry they were good enough lays to be worth it. So Striker was all sadfaec because his balls were blue lantern and he wanted to be white lantern and so he called War Torn and was like "War Torn my arch nemisis help me" now War torn just needs a hug but can't because he acts like a dick because his father abused him because his father was striker because he came out of striker's mental uterus. ...The author pauses to wonder what the f*** he just wrote. Anyway so then War Torn thought that if he freed Striker then he would tell War how proud of him he was so War freed him and then striker shot him because Striker is kindof a jerk and then he tied up war torn. War torn cried tears of joy because Striker took time out of his scedule to securly confine him. War Torn assumes this is a act of affection. Someone should have called child services awhile ago and you are all terrible people for not having done so. Striker then got a burrito from the fridge and was like "Ima gonna eat you burrito" and he did so and got horrible gas. So then Ice and Amethyst shows up with gas masks and Ice was like "Okay everyone freeze internet police!" Striker was all like "lol I get it" So Ice shot him in the foot. So Striker was... striked. ...The authors foot is now bleeding. Anyway so Amy was all like "So we got a call that someone was gassing this hotel?" And Striker was like "No I would never gas this hotel I will attack you for insinuating that!" So Striker charged at Ice but Ice excecuted a materful display of Legal Negations and rebutted Strikers accusations with a swift compensation to clear all charges. By compensations I mean bullets. Bullets fired from a gun. At Striker. Striker then masterfully failed utterly at dodging and got hit. Striker was then forced to channel the dark forces of... whatever the f*** Striker uses to get all his super powers. Since the author never learned Striker origin story we are forced to assume Striker made a deal with a Wisconsin Dairy farmer. Just like the author did. Anyway Striker uses his dark dairy devilry to turn into one of Strikers anime sounding forms. "Haha puny Police-kun you all shall be uke to my seme and be forced to call me Striker-sensi-san as I use my justice to destroy you for good!" Somewhere in Australia, Broken has just commited suicide. Amy was like f*** NO! And activated his Phoenix Force to become Phoenix, even though he was not wright. So using his all powerful psychic powers Amethyst stabs Striker with the concentrated esscence of a thousand hick towns with his blade of cultural diversity. STriker's japanese has been drained out of him. Ice then kicks Striker in the face turning striker into a pile of coins. Amy and Ice then used Striker's coin corpse to by sodas for everyone. The end.Best. Slash-fic. Ever. So which evil Ex is Striker then? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Ah! That actually reminds me . . .Why has no two manga artists never come together and be like, "Hey the fans wanna see a cross over of our work . . .""Well why not?" And actually DO it!?I think it'd be truly f*cking epic if the actual people did a crossover THEMSELVES I mean there've been crossovers before, the most recient in memory was the DBZ/One Piece cross-overand the Torriko/Something one, but all those are is one-shots with no real plot. Why not do one with a real plot and see the fans go bat sh*t crazy over it?David Willis did something like that once. But the main problem is that you are taking two stories with VERY different universes and trying to be like "hey guys lets say that they are the same universe!" It opens you up to a army of plot holes. Can I just rape someone like you? I mean ;D, Striker did say you were hunky.Sure. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Taisen, stop encouraging the troll.Shadow, 1v1 RP please.@Nex: My client, Mr. Striker, is hereby suing you for copyright infringement of his name. Bill, I never said that. I wanted Bob to talk to him. You called boss? I'm surrounded by idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Ah! That actually reminds me . . .Why has no two manga artists never come together and be like, "Hey the fans wanna see a cross over of our work . . .""Well why not?" And actually DO it!?I think it'd be truly f*cking epic if the actual people did a crossover THEMSELVES I mean there've been crossovers before, the most recient in memory was the DBZ/One Piece cross-overand the Torriko/Something one, but all those are is one-shots with no real plot. Why not do one with a real plot and see the fans go bat sh*t crazy over it?Cross Epoch was some one shot of DBZ/One Piece right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Taisen, stop encouraging the troll.Shadow, 1v1 RP please.@Nex: My client, Mr. Striker, is hereby suing you for copyright infringement of his name. Bill, I never said that. I wanted Bob to talk to him. You called boss? I'm surrounded by idiots!I hereby state, you called no copyright infringement on this piece.You technically did not make it yourself, if you sue Nevex, the person who originally created can sue you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 The only person who said I was going to sue was Bill. I just want a DN duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 The only person who said I was going to sue was Bill. I just want a DN duel.Don't play DN. The only time I got on my deck's sheer awesomeness crashed the server. That's what hapens when you play Stardust Sparkles. Taisen, stop encouraging the troll.Shadow, 1v1 RP please.@Nex: My client, Mr. Striker, is hereby suing you for copyright infringement of his name. Bill, I never said that. I wanted Bob to talk to him. You called boss? I'm surrounded by idiots!Good because parody is under fair use so you have to deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Nex, I'm testing a Quasar deck as well as a GK deck. Quasar is showing better results even though I have only managed to summon SD so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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