--------------- Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 [quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1296278562' post='4970389'] All you have to do is read the directions. I will be grading you on how much of a perv you are. 1-25 = Normal Human Being 26-50 = You have naughty thoughts sometimes 51-75= You are really weird 76-100 = You are just a total perv. Begin! 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: [b]Mexican[/b] b. Strawberry Short-Cake: [b]Strawberry Shortcake (the franchise)[/b] c. Beef Wellington: [b]Buzz Killington[/b] d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: [b]Rare Candy[/b] e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: [b]The Yellow ice-cream better be Banana flavored.[/b] f. Belgian Waffle: [b]A picture of a Belgian Waffle[/b] 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) [b]These are the only ones I laughed at: b. The Chinese Sidewinder g. The Italian Noodle Slime h. The French Fággot i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck[/b] 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img] [b]Brittany: Before she realized why her scalp was cold.[/b] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Mexican b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Delicious c. Beef Wellington: Who's that? d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Why did you mark out finger blast, and what does it mean? e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Yellow as in yellow snow? f. Belgian Waffle: How are they different than normal waffles? 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister - No b. The Chinese Sidewinder - No c. The British Tally-hoe! - Yes d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge - Yes e. The American Rail Gun - No f. The mid-west Tornado - No g. The Italian Noodle Slime - Yes h. The French Fággot - Yes i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab - Yes j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck - No 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img] This picture is boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 a. Taco: Food. b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Food. c. Beef Wellington: Heard it from Spongebob, idk what it is. d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Candy from Japan. e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Desert. f. Belgian Waffle: Waffle from Belgian. I think they're thick and square. 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister b. The Chinese Sidewinder c. The British Tally-hoe! d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge e. The American Rail Gun f. The mid-west Tornado g. The Italian Noodle Slime h. The French Fággot i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck 3. Add a Caption to this picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I don't need to take your damn test. I already have a 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexadin Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: [b]Bell[/b] b. Strawberry Short-Cake: [b]Waluigi[/b] c. Beef Wellington: [b]?[/b] d. Japanese finger blast Candy: [b]Lol[/b] e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: [b]Yummy.[/b] f. Belgian Waffle: [b]Belgian Waffles![/b] 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister [b]Didn't.[/b] b. The Chinese Sidewinder [b]Didn't.[/b] c. The British Tally-hoe! [b]Didn't.[/b] d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge [b]Did.[/b] e. The American Rail Gun [b]Didn't.[/b] f. The mid-west Tornado [b]Didn't.[/b] g. The Italian Noodle Slime [b]Didn't.[/b] h. The French Fággot [b]Didn't.[/b] i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab [b]Didn't.[/b] j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck [b]Did.[/b] 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [b]Alcahol, it affects us all.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hila Ⅰ Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Don't like them b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Isn't it like a child's toy or something c. Beef Wellington: It's some sort of food isn't it? d. Japanese finger blast Candy: I don't understand e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Uncouth f. Belgian Waffle: *Throws Up* 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister No b. The Chinese Sidewinder No c. The British Tally-hoe! No d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge Yes e. The American Rail Gun No f. The mid-west Tornado No g. The Italian Noodle Slime No h. The French Fággot No i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab No j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck No 3. Add a Caption to this picture You just wasted 3 second's of your life reading this caption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 A.Taco=Gabriel Iglesias B.Strawberry Shortcake=Food C.Beef Wellington=HA! D.Japanese Candy=Van E.White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top=Calories F.Belgian Waffle=Blue Waffle as for the caption=Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 [quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1296278562' post='4970389'] 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Bell b. Strawberry Short-Cake: The theme song to Strawberry-Shortcake c. Beef Wellington: Wut? d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Japanese version of the Chinese Finger Trap, but made with candy e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Great, now I'm hungry f. Belgian Waffle: See previous answer. 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister: Nope b. The Chinese Sidewinder: Nope c. The British Tally-hoe!: Nope d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: Nope e. The American Rail Gun: Nope f. The mid-west Tornado: Nope g. The Italian Noodle Slime: Nope h. The French Fággot: Yes i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: Nope j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: Yes 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [spoiler=She's dead. Deal with it] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img] [/spoiler] [/quote] How'd I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereh Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 a. Taco: Jack in the box taco b. Strawberry Short-Cake: a cake c. Beef Wellington: Meat d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: candy =/ e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: ice cream with whip cream on top =/ f. Belgian Waffle: a waffle coming out of the toaster =/ 2. I didnt laugh... 3. haha she died .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: nice... b. Strawberry Short-Cake: to sugary c. Beef Wellington: drool... d. Japanese finger blast Candy: i had that for a snack today e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: brainfreeze... f. Belgian Waffle: lol 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) h. The French Fággot only laughed at this one 3. Add a Caption to this picture. awww man i got so hammered last night an... WTF?!?!?!?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Burrito b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Tasty c. Beef Wellington: An old guy? d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Sounds.... wrong e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: As long as it isn't yellow snow f. Belgian Waffle: Pancakes 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister: no b. The Chinese Sidewinder: yes c. The British Tally-hoe!: yes d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: no e. The American Rail Gun: no f. The mid-west Tornado: no g. The Italian Noodle Slime: YES h. The French Fággot: YES XD i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: no j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: no 3. Add a Caption to this picture. This is what I'd do for a Klondike Bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Hah! You got a 25.38%. Congrats! You are a functional member of society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'm guessing most of the percentage came from the caption? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 a. Taco: Taco b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Annoying little b**** c. Beef Wellington: Fancy d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Dick Tracy e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: lol cream f. Belgian Waffle: American Flapjacks 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister -ya a lilbit b. The Chinese Sidewinder -no c. The British Tally-hoe! -no d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge -no e. The American Rail Gun -no Big magnets arent funny f. The mid-west Tornado -no g. The Italian Noodle Slime -no h. The French Fággot -no? *teehee* i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab -no j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck -no...Comrade 3. Add a Caption to this picture. Oh sh*t...I didn't take my Yaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 [quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1296451675' post='4975997'] Hah! You got a 25.38%. Congrats! You are a functional member of society. [/quote] Who is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 [quote name='Byakuya Kuchiki' timestamp='1296503319' post='4977073'] Who is? [/quote] Composer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John A. Zoidberg Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Beef b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Bakery c. Beef Wellington: Meat d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Asian e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Satisfaction f. Belgian Waffle: Thick 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister Nope. b. The Chinese Sidewinder Nope. c. The British Tally-hoe! Nope. d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge I chuckled. e. The American Rail Gun Nope. f. The mid-west Tornado Nope. g. The Italian Noodle Slime I chuckled. h. The French Fággot I laughed a little. i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab Now that just sounds painful. ._. j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck I laughed. 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [spoiler] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img] Sleepyness. [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel Girl Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Mexico b. Strawberry Short-Cake: I hate strawberry cake but I like strawberry's and cake c. Beef Wellington: Gordon Ramsey hates when people can't make beef wellington d. Japanese finger blast Candy: What? e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: I like sundae to eat f. Belgian Waffle: Waffles are good 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister No b. The Chinese Sidewinder No c. The British Tally-hoe! No d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge No e. The American Rail Gun No f. The mid-west Tornado No g. The Italian Noodle Slime No h. The French Fággot No (cause they are all f*****s in france) i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab No j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck No 3. Add a Caption to this picture. She seems to be dead. Is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 a. Taco: Mexican b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Blonde c. Beef Wellington: White guy d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Bukkake e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Eat f. Belgian Waffle: Hot Euro MILF 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister No. b. The Chinese Sidewinder No. c. The British Tally-hoe! Chuckle d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge Chuckle e. The American Rail Gun No. f. The mid-west Tornado No. g. The Italian Noodle Slime No. h. The French Fággot No. i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab No. j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck Chuckle. @ Pic: Time to give him a nice pearl necklace. PM me the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoon Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 1) a. Taco: Corn b. Strawberry Short-Cake: A cake can be short? Now what is that about? c. Beef Wellington: Boring, boring Politics d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Got me there... a cute japanese girl holding it between her fingers e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Too cold right now, even thinking about it makes me shiver f. Belgian Waffle: Cherries 2) a. check b. check c. check d. check e. [spoiler=Damn you!][img]http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xxix/misaka-mikoto-high-kick.jpg[/img][/spoiler] f. check g. check h. check i. check j. ... barely, but check 3) Dread was at it again... this guy can never hold himself (No, there's nothing perverted in that, read Tad Williams' "Otherland") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I probably scored a 125% :l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel Girl Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Coyote will you tell us the scores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Delicious b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Ichigo c. Beef Wellington: George Washington? d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Candy e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Ice-Cream f. Belgian Waffle: Do you like waffles? [spoiler= To use less, even though I didn't need to copy it in the first place] 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister b. The Chinese Sidewinder c. The British Tally-hoe! d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge e. The American Rail Gun f. The mid-west Tornado g. The Italian Noodle Slime h. The French Fággot i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck[/spoiler] 3. Add a Caption to this picture. She's just been drop kicked. Sorry. That's what came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Tentacles Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Mexico b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Desert c. Beef Wellington: Hungry d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Yum e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Eww... f. Belgian Waffle: Yummeh! 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister: No. b. The Chinese Sidewinder: No c. The British Tally-hoe!: Yes d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: No. e. The American Rail Gun: No f. The mid-west Tornado: No g. The Italian Noodle Slime: No h. The French Fággot: Yes i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: Yes j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: yes 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [spoiler] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img] [/spoiler] dude... get the sharpie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 a. Taco: Mexican porn b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Child porn c. Beef Wellington: Penis d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Japanese porn (kinky Japanese. Tsk tsk.) e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Semen. f. Belgian Waffle: Dragunity Knight - Vajayrana I invented the Bulgarian Meat Surge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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