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[quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1296278562' post='4970389']
All you have to do is read the directions. I will be grading you on how much of a perv you are. 1-25 = Normal Human Being 26-50 = You have naughty thoughts sometimes 51-75= You are really weird 76-100 = You are just a total perv.


Begin!


1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: [b]Mexican[/b]

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: [b]Strawberry Shortcake (the franchise)[/b]

c. Beef Wellington: [b]Buzz Killington[/b]

d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: [b]Rare Candy[/b]

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: [b]The Yellow ice-cream better be Banana flavored.[/b]

f. Belgian Waffle: [b]A picture of a Belgian Waffle[/b]

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) [b]These are the only ones I laughed at:


b. The Chinese Sidewinder

g. The Italian Noodle Slime

h. The French Fággot

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck[/b]

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img]

[b]Brittany: Before she realized why her scalp was cold.[/b]

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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: Mexican

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Delicious

c. Beef Wellington: Who's that?

d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Why did you mark out finger blast, and what does it mean?

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Yellow as in yellow snow?

f. Belgian Waffle: How are they different than normal waffles?

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister - No

b. The Chinese Sidewinder - No

c. The British Tally-hoe! - Yes

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge - Yes

e. The American Rail Gun - No

f. The mid-west Tornado - No

g. The Italian Noodle Slime - Yes

h. The French Fággot - Yes

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab - Yes

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck - No

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img]

This picture is boring.
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a. Taco: Food.

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Food.

c. Beef Wellington: Heard it from Spongebob, idk what it is.

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Candy from Japan.

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Desert.

f. Belgian Waffle: Waffle from Belgian. I think they're thick and square.

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister :|

b. The Chinese Sidewinder :|

c. The British Tally-hoe! :|

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge :|

e. The American Rail Gun :|

f. The mid-west Tornado :|

g. The Italian Noodle Slime :|

h. The French Fággot :|

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab :|

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck :|

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: [b]Bell[/b]

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: [b]Waluigi[/b]

c. Beef Wellington: [b]?[/b]

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: [b]Lol[/b]

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: [b]Yummy.[/b]

f. Belgian Waffle: [b]Belgian Waffles![/b]

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister [b]Didn't.[/b]

b. The Chinese Sidewinder [b]Didn't.[/b]

c. The British Tally-hoe! [b]Didn't.[/b]

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge [b]Did.[/b]

e. The American Rail Gun [b]Didn't.[/b]

f. The mid-west Tornado [b]Didn't.[/b]

g. The Italian Noodle Slime [b]Didn't.[/b]

h. The French Fággot [b]Didn't.[/b]

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab [b]Didn't.[/b]

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck [b]Did.[/b]

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

[b]Alcahol, it affects us all.[/b]
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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: Don't like them

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Isn't it like a child's toy or something

c. Beef Wellington: It's some sort of food isn't it?

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: I don't understand

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Uncouth

f. Belgian Waffle: *Throws Up*

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister No

b. The Chinese Sidewinder No

c. The British Tally-hoe! No

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge Yes

e. The American Rail Gun No

f. The mid-west Tornado No

g. The Italian Noodle Slime No

h. The French Fággot No

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab No

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck No

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You just wasted 3 second's of your life reading this caption
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[quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1296278562' post='4970389']
1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: Bell

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: The theme song to Strawberry-Shortcake

c. Beef Wellington: Wut?

d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Japanese version of the Chinese Finger Trap, but made with candy

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Great, now I'm hungry

f. Belgian Waffle: See previous answer.

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister: Nope

b. The Chinese Sidewinder: Nope

c. The British Tally-hoe!: Nope

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: Nope

e. The American Rail Gun: Nope

f. The mid-west Tornado: Nope

g. The Italian Noodle Slime: Nope

h. The French Fággot: Yes

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: Nope

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: Yes

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

[spoiler=She's dead. Deal with it]
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img]
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a. Taco: Jack in the box taco

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: a cake

c. Beef Wellington: Meat

d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: candy =/

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: ice cream with whip cream on top =/

f. Belgian Waffle: a waffle coming out of the toaster =/

2. I didnt laugh...

3. haha she died .-.
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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: nice...

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: to sugary

c. Beef Wellington: drool...

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: i had that for a snack today

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: brainfreeze...

f. Belgian Waffle: lol

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)
h. The French Fággot only laughed at this one

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

awww man i got so hammered last night an... WTF?!?!?!?!!!
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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: Burrito

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Tasty

c. Beef Wellington: An old guy?

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Sounds.... wrong

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: As long as it isn't yellow snow

f. Belgian Waffle: Pancakes

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister: no

b. The Chinese Sidewinder: yes

c. The British Tally-hoe!: yes

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: no

e. The American Rail Gun: no

f. The mid-west Tornado: no

g. The Italian Noodle Slime: YES

h. The French Fággot: YES XD

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: no

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: no

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

This is what I'd do for a Klondike Bar ;)

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a. Taco: Taco

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Annoying little b****

c. Beef Wellington: Fancy

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Dick Tracy

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: lol cream

f. Belgian Waffle: American Flapjacks

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister -ya a lilbit

b. The Chinese Sidewinder -no

c. The British Tally-hoe! -no

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge -no

e. The American Rail Gun -no Big magnets arent funny

f. The mid-west Tornado -no

g. The Italian Noodle Slime -no

h. The French Fággot -no? *teehee*

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab -no

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck -no...Comrade

3. Add a Caption to this picture. Oh sh*t...I didn't take my Yaz.
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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco:
Beef
b. Strawberry Short-Cake:
Bakery
c. Beef Wellington:
Meat
d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy:
Asian
e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top:
Satisfaction
f. Belgian Waffle:
Thick
2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister
Nope.
b. The Chinese Sidewinder
Nope.
c. The British Tally-hoe!
Nope.
d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge
I chuckled.
e. The American Rail Gun
Nope.
f. The mid-west Tornado
Nope.
g. The Italian Noodle Slime
I chuckled.
h. The French Fággot
I laughed a little.
i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab
Now that just sounds painful. ._.
j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck
I laughed.
3. Add a Caption to this picture.

[spoiler]
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img]
Sleepyness.
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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: Mexico

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: I hate strawberry cake but I like strawberry's and cake

c. Beef Wellington: Gordon Ramsey hates when people can't make beef wellington

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: What?

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: I like sundae to eat

f. Belgian Waffle: Waffles are good

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister
No

b. The Chinese Sidewinder
No

c. The British Tally-hoe!
No

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge
No

e. The American Rail Gun
No

f. The mid-west Tornado
No

g. The Italian Noodle Slime
No

h. The French Fággot
No (cause they are all f*****s in france)

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab
No

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck
No

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

She seems to be dead. Is she?
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a. Taco:
Mexican
b. Strawberry Short-Cake:
Blonde
c. Beef Wellington:
White guy
d. Japanese finger blast Candy:
Bukkake
e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top:
Eat
f. Belgian Waffle:
Hot Euro MILF
2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister
No.
b. The Chinese Sidewinder
No.
c. The British Tally-hoe!
Chuckle
d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge
Chuckle
e. The American Rail Gun
No.
f. The mid-west Tornado
No.
g. The Italian Noodle Slime
No.
h. The French Fággot
No.
i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab
No.
j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck
Chuckle.


@ Pic:

Time to give him a nice pearl necklace.

PM me the results.
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1)
a. Taco: Corn
b. Strawberry Short-Cake: A cake can be short? Now what is that about?
c. Beef Wellington: Boring, boring Politics
d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Got me there... a cute japanese girl holding it between her fingers :unsure:
e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Too cold right now, even thinking about it makes me shiver
f. Belgian Waffle: Cherries

2)
a. check
b. check
c. check
d. check
e. [spoiler=Damn you!][img]http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xxix/misaka-mikoto-high-kick.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
f. check
g. check
h. check
i. check
j. ... barely, but check

3)
Dread was at it again... this guy can never hold himself :unsure:
(No, there's nothing perverted in that, read Tad Williams' "Otherland")

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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.


a. Taco: Delicious

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Ichigo

c. Beef Wellington: George Washington?

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Candy

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Ice-Cream

f. Belgian Waffle: Do you like waffles?

[spoiler= To use less, even though I didn't need to copy it in the first place]
2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)


a. The Japanese Twister

b. The Chinese Sidewinder

c. The British Tally-hoe!

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge

e. The American Rail Gun

f. The mid-west Tornado

g. The Italian Noodle Slime

h. The French Fággot

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck[/spoiler]

3. Add a Caption to this picture.

She's just been drop kicked. Sorry. That's what came to mind.
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1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word.

a. Taco: Mexico

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Desert

c. Beef Wellington: Hungry

d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Yum

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Eww...

f. Belgian Waffle: Yummeh!

2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.)

a. The Japanese Twister: No.

b. The Chinese Sidewinder: No

c. The British Tally-hoe!: Yes

d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: No.

e. The American Rail Gun: No

f. The mid-west Tornado: No

g. The Italian Noodle Slime: No

h. The French Fággot: Yes

i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: Yes

j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: yes

3. Add a Caption to this picture. [spoiler] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img] [/spoiler] dude... get the sharpie!
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a. Taco: Mexican porn

b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Child porn

c. Beef Wellington: Penis

d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Japanese porn (kinky Japanese. Tsk tsk.)

e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Semen.

f. Belgian Waffle: Dragunity Knight - Vajayrana

I invented the Bulgarian Meat Surge.
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