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Boxing, but I'm planing on doing something else this year, and sometimes when I'm realy pissed off or when I'm blood thristy I fight like an enraged demon(normaly aim for paralizing spots[discovered them by trying to hit them] them aim for the neck, eyes, kidneys, lungs and heart and etc.), and I know some stuff of Aikidô too.
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@essence lol i heard

anyways i love to spar im a fighting maniac alot of my freinds spar with me for fun to. (hawaii gets really boring so a broken nose is fine)
me and my friends all have something in common, we hate sparring gear cuz it slows us down and makes us to bulky. so we tnd to get a s*** load of injuries

anyways i do
muy thai (self taught and freind taught) entwined kickboxing
judo (i've been on the school judo team 2 years now and im in season)
jujitsu (self taught i watch to much ufc)
boxing (im not that good at it thoughi only use the foot work, to used to kicking thx to taekwondo) why i get hit in the face alot
taekwondo (2nd degree black i did this one the most and i used to be on the demo team...cuz im korean)
karate kenpo (i think its okay but id rather learn chinese kenpo)
aikido (not that much just 8 directional throws, some wrist locks and arms twists, dont know any leg locks of ankle bars)

i want to learn.... how to punch
more of boxing (notice all the martial arts i do know does not require to much punching except for karate kenpo where i still dont punch when im suppose to)
chinese kenpo (i really need to learn to use my hands)
dimmak (because its utter bs)
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Taekwondo first degree black belt. I would've gotten second degree if the dojo didn't close down.
I actually got my black belt in 1 1/2 years.

For some reason, I did a lot better in sparring when it's against this one certain student who intentionally kicked his opponents in the balls.
I made him regret choosing me as his opponent.
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[quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1297044275' post='4994287']
Taekwondo first degree black belt. I would've gotten second degree if the dojo didn't close down.
I actually got my black belt in 1 1/2 years.

For some reason, I did a lot better in sparring when it's against this one certain student who intentionally kicked his opponents in the balls.
I made him regret choosing me as his opponent.
[/quote]

XD
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[quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1297044275' post='4994287']
Taekwondo first degree black belt. I would've gotten second degree if the dojo didn't close down.
I actually got my black belt in 1 1/2 years.

For some reason, I did a lot better in sparring when it's against this one certain student who intentionally kicked his opponents in the balls.
I made him regret choosing me as his opponent.
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4th degree black belt. ;D
But seriously noobkorean... I would love to fight you....

And Parkour... LOL that's not fighting silly... That's just suicide in disguise.
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I have a Yellow Belt in Karate. If I remember correctly, it was a mix of Jujitsu and Kendo. I haven't went in a while though, didn't have enough money to keep going. Hope to take it up again soon, I really liked it and I still have all the equipment.

In my short time there, I literally learned how to kill. I now know how to disarm, take down someone, eye gouge someone, sword fight, and much more. I really don't know what the higher ranks know.

Still really fun and I seriously hope to take it up again. Who knows, I might need it in life if I ever get into that situation.
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[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1297061915' post='4994774']
4th degree black belt. ;D
But seriously noobkorean... I would love to fight you....
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lol that would be the worst idea ever

[spoiler=possible outcomes for winning]
noobkorean back kick to the gut + essence = essence loses ability to bear children = noobkorean feels like a doosh

noobkorean muythai knee to the face + essence = noobkorean arrested for murder = noobkorean feels like a doosh

noobkorean aikido or judo to avoid impact injury + essence = essence not wanting to take the fall so she trys to cartwheel out of it posts her arm and breaks it = noobkorean feels like a doosh
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=possible outcomes for losing]
essence in the prime of her youth + noobkorean feels and looks 50 at the age 16 (someone thought i was my moms older brother recently) = I throw out my back before I throw the first kick = essence takes the oppurtunity, cracks my in the face = i wake up in the hospital, the bill is on me

essence 12 years of experience + noobkoreans 7 years of expereince and i still dont know how to block my face to well = round house to noobkoreans temple = i wake up in the hospital, the bill is on me

essence being a hot chick + noobkorean not being able to hit anykind of girl, especially hot ones (not becasue im sexist but because i feel like a doosh mentioned above)= noobkorean is a ragdoll/punching bag = wake up in the hospital, the bill is on me
[/spoiler]

either way i lose
but if it was just mat work and grappling with me then give me a time, date and location

[spoiler=possible outcomes for winning]
noobkorean halfnelson into any judo press + essence = super sexy
noobkorean gut wrench or rear naked choke + essence = super sexy from the back door
noobkorean ankle bar + essence = super sexy scissoring
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=possible outcomes for losing]
essence arm bar + noobkorean = super sexy clit rub
essence ankle bar + noob korean = super sexy scissoring still, except im in pain
essence uses zangeif head betwwen thigh tornado crush + noobkorean = super sexy 69 position = died happy = died a legend = died *jizzing*
[/spoiler]

I LMAO super hard when writing this btw, i hope all of you will laugh just as hard reading it =D
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[quote name='Εϝολυτιον' timestamp='1297062489' post='4994784']
I have a Yellow Belt in Karate. If I remember correctly, it was a mix of Jujitsu and Kendo. I haven't went in a while though, didn't have enough money to keep going. Hope to take it up again soon, I really liked it and I still have all the equipment.

In my short time there, I literally learned how to kill. I now know how to disarm, take down someone, eye gouge someone, sword fight, and much more. I really don't know what the higher ranks know.

Still really fun and I seriously hope to take it up again. Who knows, I might need it in life if I ever get into that situation.
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WTF??!!!?!?! yellow belt in karate = sword fighting and lethal techniques?
WTF?!?!?!?! karate has take downs?
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[quote name='Εϝολυτιον' timestamp='1297062489' post='4994784']
I have a Yellow Belt in Karate. If I remember correctly, it was a mix of Jujitsu and Kendo. I haven't went in a while though, didn't have enough money to keep going. Hope to take it up again soon, I really liked it and I still have all the equipment. In my short time there, I literally learned how to kill. I now know how to disarm, take down someone, eye gouge someone, sword fight, and much more. I really don't know what the higher ranks know.Still really fun and I seriously hope to take it up again. Who knows, I might need it in life if I ever get into that situation.
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You lie sir... I'm 100% sure about it... There is no way you would learn such techniques as a yellow belt. As part of my martial arts regime, I was instructed to take Karate for 4 years, and in those 4 years I did not learn a single bit of sword fighting nor eye gouging...

Plus... Karate is specifically hand to hand fighting. Nothing more.
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[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1297084152' post='4994992']
You lie sir... I'm 100% sure about it... There is no way you would learn such techniques as a yellow belt. As part of my martial arts regime, I was instructed to take Karate for 4 years, and in those 4 years I did not learn a single bit of sword fighting nor eye gouging...

Plus... Karate is specifically hand to hand fighting. Nothing more.
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Certain dojos (i feel silly using that word) do teach some form of kenjutsu. However it's typically a side class, it's not actually part of the main deal. When I did karate when I was younger they eventually added a 'samurai sword training' class (which was just a marketing trick anyways, no one would have known what kenjutsu meant). It was completely optional and it taught you certain techniques you could practice with a katana/wakazashi/whatever.

There were really only a few students that took it, but it [i]is[/i] possible.
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