Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Not sure if this is okay to post here, but if joke decks are allowed then this one is definitely one to be written up. [spoiler="The Deck That Can Never Win"]This deck is supposed to be a deck that can never win no matter how hard you try and how little your opponent tries. Therefore, no monsters will be placed in it. Spells -- 18 [3]Upstart Goblin [3]Archfiend's Oath [3]Spell Chronicle [3]Magic Planter [3]Gold Sarcophagus [3]Pot of Duality Traps --- 22 [3]Destructive Draw [3]Gamble [3]Gift of Greed [3]Destruction of Destiny [3]Needlebug Nest [3]Nightmare Archfiends [2]Appropriate [2]All-Out Attacks Extra Deck: [3]Fusionist [3]Zombie Warrior [3]Charubin the Fire Knight [3]Dragoness the Wicked Knight [2]Ultimate Axon Kicker [1]Tech Genus Halberd Cannon[/spoiler][spoiler="The Deck That Loses Before the Opponent Can Win"]Monsters -- 15 [3]Grinder Golem [3]The Immortal of Thunder [3]Giant Kozaky [3]Gale Dogra [3]Crystal Skull Spells -- 14 [3]Upstart Goblin [3]Spell Chronicle [3]Pot of Duality [3]Piri Reis Map [1]Mystical Space Typhoon [1]Giant Trunade Traps -- 11 [3]Destructive Draw [3]Destruction of Destiny [3]Crop Circles [1]Solemn Judgment [1]Wall of Revealing Light Side: [2]Solemn Warning [1]Crop Circles [3]Grave Robber [2]Final Countdown [3]Gold Sarcophagus [1]Sangan [3]Other Stuff Record: 0-5 http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Skull http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Piri_Reis_Map[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Griffin Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Surely you can find a less useful card than Ultimate Offering? You don't have anything to Summon with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 [quote name='-Griffin' timestamp='1298432655' post='5028111'] Surely you can find a less useful card than Ultimate Offering? You don't have anything to Summon with it. [/quote] EDIT: I need targets for Magic Planter. Any other useless Continuous Traps? I was under the impression of the super-old card text that the opponent could Summon using Ultimate Offering. Put in Dark Cure and Appropriate. Other options I see are Respect Play, or Eye of Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDKMRV Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Mask of restrict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Limit Reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Mask of Restrict would provide me with the ability to attack my opponent directly as well as spare me from an attack, and is therefore not a good card for this deck. And Limit Reverse has no targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Anyone have any ideas on how to make this deck better at being bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Crop Circles and Immortal of Thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Needs Local Big Hurricane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1300034142' post='5071183'] Crop Circles and Immortal of Thunder [/quote] Immortal of Thunder is a monster. Monsters can attack a player directly. No good in this deck. Since I don't have monsters, I also can't use Crop Circles sadly. @Reaction: Local Big Hurricane can make it so my opponent can deck out before me a lot easier. Not a good idea in this deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Taunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 [quote name='slayer_supreme' timestamp='1300040179' post='5071460'] Immortal of Thunder is a monster. Monsters can attack a player directly. No good in this deck. Since I don't have monsters, I also can't use Crop Circles sadly. [/quote] [quote] Crop Circles: Send any number of monsters from your side of the field to the Graveyard to activate this card. Select from your Deck 1 "Alien" monster whose Level is equal to the total Levels of the sent monsters, and Special Summon it. [b]If you fail to find a monster to Special Summon, you take 2000 damage.[/b][/quote] [quote]The Immortal of Thunder: FLIP: Gain 3000 Life Points. [b]When it is sent from the field to the Graveyard you lose 5000 Life Points.[/b][/quote] + Destruction of Destiny = Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted March 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 The idea is to make this deck as unlikely to win as possible. Adding monsters makes it possible to win if your opponent isn't trying, or if you're trying hard enough. I COULD add a second build designed to make itself lose as quickly as possible consciously, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Cheerful Coffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 What, no All Out Attacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Don't know why I didn't think of that. Added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
インフェルニティ・ミラージュ Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Final Attack Orders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 No point to Final Attack Orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<}Alpha Frogodile{> Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 wall of revealing light = mass LP loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 [quote name='<}Alpha Frogodile{>' timestamp='1300067839' post='5072524'] wall of revealing light = mass LP loss [/quote] But that also prevents your opponents from attacking, which doesn't do so well in this deck. You only have a 14 card side deck, maybe tech in Tremendous Fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 So you want a Self-Kill deck, but didn't post a self-kill deck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Side deck isn't really a very good side-in for this deck. Doesn't give it much potential to lose vs. the main deck. I just decided to add in a second DDC. Will begin work on the "Lose as fast as possible" deck. EDIT: This build is a deck that can never win, and provides the opponent with the most advantage while losing. You can win with a deck with 1 level 1 monster, as long as your opponent is stupid/bad draws/has a deck with no monsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<}Alpha Frogodile{> Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 mind protector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Hermit (when it comes out in TCG) and Backs to the Wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted March 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Backs is too situational. I'd end up with dead draws a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.