Resident Fascist Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 [quote name='Masochistic Joker' timestamp='1299441248' post='5056008'] Created C4 on the first day of Chemistry. Teacher asks us to make something from the book and I know the recipe for C4 by heart. Teacher picks up the flask and says "see class, I want you to be as smart as [insert my name] by the end of the year] Then proceeds to throw the damn thing at her soon-to-be-ex-husband's 2000 corvette. Simply hilarious. She was known for her anger. We knew her as P Ms. Clark [/quote] There goes a perfectly good 2000 Chevy. WTF does PMS even stand for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 One time a girl at my school had a cellphone and was texting her friend before class... Well cell phones are banned at that school and on her way to social studies she hid her cell phone up her skirt and into her-Youknowwhat...- But she had the cell phone on vibrate and she got a text from her friend in the middle of class and... Well i think you know what happens next... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 My friends and I decided to act like hyper feminazis who took offense to everything. Highlight of the day was my friend complaining about words that had man in them as being sexist. My teacher sighed and told her to look it up in the dictionary. She responded "Oh why isn't it called the vaginationary!?" Much lulz were to be had... except for our teachers and all the males. Oh well. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 this reminds me i forgot to mention about a subteacher from kaiser high school and his name was mr. kaiser, dude we all knew every teacher in kaiser high smokes weed but mr.kaiser is hilarious when he smokes weed "the music is the soul man...." mr. kaiser being realy steryotypical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~>Grovyle<~ Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Lotsa pranks pulled over the years. The first prank I ever pulled was I tipped all the thumbtacks (there were more than fifty) out from a can onto my best friend's seat just before he sat down. Screamed his head off. The second one, I glued the toilet paper at school down. The third, I got some brown crayons and stuck them together, cut them into a rectangle shape, washed it and handed it to my teacher as chocolate. And she bit into it. Other than that, there are just plain weird things. A girl in my class in Year 1 went to the teacher who was sitting on the silver bench, kicked her leg and jumped onto her in a attempt to tackle her. She is now homeschooled. Apparently, she is also mentally disabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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