Super Half Vamp Riku Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 I would make a website for hell. OHWAIT, there's already a site for it! It's called YCM. LOLJK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ярополк Пономарёв Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 I would revert it back to when I wasn't Satan. Being his son is fine enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1304462861' post='5186599'] I would make, in the mind's of every man, all chicks so ridiculously unbelievably hot, that sins such as adultery and rape corrupt the soul of all men. Thus, condemning them to Hell and entering them into my army. [/quote] This makes little sense, there are already large amounts of women on this planet that I'd readily sleep with, yet I have never committed adultery nor rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 [quote name='Kizzi' timestamp='1304721877' post='5191800'] This makes little sense, there are already large amounts of women on this planet that I'd readily sleep with, yet I have never committed adultery nor rape. [/quote] That's the devil talking, not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted May 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1304722492' post='5191815'] That's the devil talking, not me. [/quote] LOL please keep it comming lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Jesse Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 I'd probably make hell a more desirable place to live. I'd probably replace all that burning fire with some nice scenery and try to raise property values. I'd use some of my incredible dark powers to quickly industrialize hell as well, using all that burning fire as an energy source, then rent out some of my property to heaven to increase my GDP. It'd be a slow process, but since I'm essentially immortal, it'd be sure to succeed. Eventually, I'd purchase some property in heaven and start up the very first (I assume, because true Christians probably wouldn't support aggressive corporations) post-life real estate corporation. Since I like competition, I'll form other smaller corporations and expand the overall size of the afterlife, letting them break free of me in time. Since everyone in the afterlife is immortal, people would have infinite time to claw their way up tl;dr: I'd turn the afterlife into a capitalist paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted May 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 [quote name='Nightmare Zarkus' timestamp='1304732168' post='5192170'] I'd probably make hell a more desirable place to live. I'd probably replace all that burning fire with some nice scenery and try to raise property values. I'd use some of my incredible dark powers to quickly industrialize hell as well, using all that burning fire as an energy source, then rent out some of my property to heaven to increase my GDP. It'd be a slow process, but since I'm essentially immortal, it'd be sure to succeed. Eventually, I'd purchase some property in heaven and start up the very first (I assume, because true Christians probably wouldn't support aggressive corporations) post-life real estate corporation. Since I like competition, I'll form other smaller corporations and expand the overall size of the afterlife, letting them break free of me in time. Since everyone in the afterlife is immortal, people would have infinite time to claw their way up tl;dr: I'd turn the afterlife into a capitalist paradise. [/quote] a very promising aspect (satan down stairs with his head lowered shaking it with disbelief) screaming atop of his lungs (i asume he has lungs) WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT ?????? WHY ???????????????? WHY ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Jesse Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Because Satan is bad at business. (or would be if he existed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted May 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 he gets distracted when he causes evil which causes him to miss such idea or business opponities such as you say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Well, first I'd sign an alliance with god, and use our combined powers to make the world peacefull for all time, then at the end of the day, before I'm not human anymore, I would leave myself/satan a note on his throne "Thanks for world peace, F***face...The joke of course being that it is immature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted May 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 [quote name='Wang Fire' timestamp='1304790505' post='5193598'] Well, first I'd sign an alliance with god, and use our combined powers to make the world peacefull for all time, then at the end of the day, before I'm not human anymore, I would leave myself/satan a note on his throne "Thanks for world peace, F***face ...The joke of course being that it is immature. [/quote] pretty funny when the real satan returns he sees a note on his throne dear real satan i (while bing the current satan) a binding contract with god, and use our combined powers to make the world peacefull for all time so enjoy that and if you try to break the binding contract you will reget it so now you are more lose have no purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master White Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 I'd pose as a sweet innocent person and grow up until I was old enough to become the president, then I'd lie my way into the election. Then I'd pass a law that there are no laws by hiring men to kill the government officials if they tried to veto it and laugh my head off in the world of Chaos...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 No, wait, better idea: Rape every human in the world. At the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 [quote name='Kikoutei Penguin Infinity' timestamp='1304880765' post='5196663'] No, wait, better idea: Rape every human in the world. At the same time. [/quote] Have fun with AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted May 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 my my who knew such evil exist with in you are you surpise by what kind of action you claim to do if you have enough power ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master White Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 @Herman the German: Who you talking to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Satan? Really? -_______________________________________________________________- OT: Nothing at all. I'd wait for it to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 [quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1304958084' post='5198663'] Satan? Really? -_______________________________________________________________- OT: Nothing at all. I'd wait for it to end. [/quote] its one of those "oh really really you want ask such a ........ AWESONME question sort of thing" this is only a "what if question thing" plus i can not ask "what if you was god then what would you do ???" because that was sort been done a thousand times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Reincarnate all of the world's tyrants into one Russian child and make it so his destiny will be to become a favored general who shall take over his country and use his new found military power to conquer the world under his rule. Then, there shall be a revolution which I will not dictate, but simply watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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