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Many people have their own views on why they are here...
Some say they were born from their mother and it was inevitable...
Some say their mother was stupid and got knocked up for no reason...
Some say God has a purpose for them...
[spoiler=WARNING! Offensive content is offensive!]I truly believe I am here to become God, that is it...[/spoiler]
Why do YOU think you are here?
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I am here because at some point approximately a billion years ago, the conditions for life on this Earth came together. A small, single-celled organism was born, nothing more than a patchwork blob of DNA. Eventually another small organism named mitochondria joined with said cell. These new cells reproduced, and over a long period of time, changed. The cells that attached themselves together were more efficient and more effective at living than weaker cells. The weaker cells died out and the stronger cells lived on, continuing to reproduce and gradually evolve. Eventually simple creatures were formed. These too evolved, and in millions of years, the planet was teeming with life. But then the first great extinction came, and only those organisms that were capable of living under terrible conditions, the strongest, most instinctively determined organisms survived. They too evolved again, the strongest of each generation producing an even stronger next generation. More life was formed, and the age of the Dinosaurs began. At the end of the Cretaceous period, around 65 million years ago, a meteor struck North Mexico and produced the Chixiclub [sic] crater. The resulting dust that was thrown up into the atmosphere blocked out the Sun. Plants died. The herbivores that ate plants died. The carnivores that ate herbivores died. Only the strongest, luckiest ones survived, and they evolved again, each generation stronger than the last. Millions of years into the future, [i]Australopithecus[/i] and [i]Homo[/i] families evolved. "Java Man", "Nutcracker Man" and "Peking Man" are some of the most famous, well-preserved specimens. After many generations and a long Ice Age, [i]Homo Sapiens Sapiens[/i] (wise wise man) emerged as the champion of its genus. The most intelligent animal in the world colonized its home planet with its skill and brainpower. Complex societies were formed, language and sciences were formed, mathematics was invented. In the distant past, two ancient ancestors of mine gave birth to a child. That child procreated years down the line, and many generations later, I was born.

That, my friends, is how we were all created (sorry for missing out the whole "mummy and daddy love each other very much" stuff).
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[quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1308347979' post='5290953']
I am here because at some point approximately a billion years ago, the conditions for life on this Earth came together. A small, single-celled organism was born, nothing more than a patchwork blob of DNA. Eventually another small organism named mitochondria joined with said cell. These new cells reproduced, and over a long period of time, changed. The cells that attached themselves together were more efficient and more effective at living than weaker cells. The weaker cells died out and the stronger cells lived on, continuing to reproduce and gradually evolve. Eventually simple creatures were formed. These too evolved, and in millions of years, the planet was teeming with life. But then the first great extinction came, and only those organisms that were capable of living under terrible conditions, the strongest, most instinctively determined organisms survived. They too evolved again, the strongest of each generation producing an even stronger next generation. More life was formed, and the age of the Dinosaurs began. At the end of the Cretaceous period, around 65 million years ago, a meteor struck North Mexico and produced the Chixiclub [sic] crater. The resulting dust that was thrown up into the atmosphere blocked out the Sun. Plants died. The herbivores that ate plants died. The carnivores that ate herbivores died. Only the strongest, luckiest ones survived, and they evolved again, each generation stronger than the last. Millions of years into the future, [i]Australopithecus[/i] and [i]Homo[/i] families evolved. "Java Man", "Nutcracker Man" and "Peking Man" are some of the most famous, well-preserved specimens. After many generations and a long Ice Age, [i]Homo Sapiens Sapiens[/i] (wise wise man) emerged as the champion of its genus. The most intelligent animal in the world colonized its home planet with its skill and brainpower. Complex societies were formed, language and sciences were formed, mathematics was invented. In the distant past, two ancient ancestors of mine gave birth to a child. That child procreated years down the line, and many generations later, I was born.
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More epic when listening to Air on the G String by Bach.
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[quote name='Antagonistic Crocodile β' timestamp='1308364364' post='5291504']
More epic when listening to Air on the G String by Bach.
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Nah, I'm thinking more along the lines of Bolero by Ravel or maybe even March Slave by Tchaikovsky.
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It was billions of years ago when the multiverse was but a hot, dense void. It was only due to a totally random thing known as the 'Big Bang' where the multiverse grew into 7 different universes-

*gets shot*

To master the art of Pingas Fighting.

OK, OK...

To be a weaboo. A weaboo, is what I must be.

Waitwut.
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[quote name='♪♫ SF-A2★Miki ♫♪' timestamp='1308405718' post='5292324']
It was billions of years ago when the multiverse was but a hot, dense void. It was only due to a totally random thing known as the 'Big Bang' where the multiverse grew into 7 different universes-

*gets shot*
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
BANG!
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[quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1308347979' post='5290953']
I am here because at some point approximately a billion years ago, the conditions for life on this Earth came together. A small, single-celled organism was born, nothing more than a patchwork blob of DNA. Eventually another small organism named mitochondria joined with said cell. These new cells reproduced, and over a long period of time, changed. The cells that attached themselves together were more efficient and more effective at living than weaker cells. The weaker cells died out and the stronger cells lived on, continuing to reproduce and gradually evolve. Eventually simple creatures were formed. These too evolved, and in millions of years, the planet was teeming with life. But then the first great extinction came, and only those organisms that were capable of living under terrible conditions, the strongest, most instinctively determined organisms survived. They too evolved again, the strongest of each generation producing an even stronger next generation. More life was formed, and the age of the Dinosaurs began. At the end of the Cretaceous period, around 65 million years ago, a meteor struck North Mexico and produced the Chixiclub [sic] crater. The resulting dust that was thrown up into the atmosphere blocked out the Sun. Plants died. The herbivores that ate plants died. The carnivores that ate herbivores died. Only the strongest, luckiest ones survived, and they evolved again, each generation stronger than the last. Millions of years into the future, [i]Australopithecus[/i] and [i]Homo[/i] families evolved. "Java Man", "Nutcracker Man" and "Peking Man" are some of the most famous, well-preserved specimens. After many generations and a long Ice Age, [i]Homo Sapiens Sapiens[/i] (wise wise man) emerged as the champion of its genus. The most intelligent animal in the world colonized its home planet with its skill and brainpower. Complex societies were formed, language and sciences were formed, mathematics was invented. In the distant past, two ancient ancestors of mine gave birth to a child. That child procreated years down the line, and many generations later, I was born.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJp86_tj9KQ
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