Darth Revan of the Sith Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Many people have their own views on why they are here... Some say they were born from their mother and it was inevitable... Some say their mother was stupid and got knocked up for no reason... Some say God has a purpose for them... [spoiler=WARNING! Offensive content is offensive!]I truly believe I am here to become God, that is it...[/spoiler] Why do YOU think you are here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
вєgσттєη ιηѕαηιту Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 because my mom couldnt say no too my dad, thus i was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Because I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Percival Cox Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 [s]TO BECOME THE KING OF GAMES!!!!![/s] I believe I am here because God says so and has a purpose for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 I exist, any more questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Because it's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 I am here to do what every human needs to, reproduce to continue our human race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qu@ke Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 All I've gotta do is, live in die... BUT I'M IN A HURRY AND DON'T KNOW WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYY! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6slibTD9MF0[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 I am here because at some point approximately a billion years ago, the conditions for life on this Earth came together. A small, single-celled organism was born, nothing more than a patchwork blob of DNA. Eventually another small organism named mitochondria joined with said cell. These new cells reproduced, and over a long period of time, changed. The cells that attached themselves together were more efficient and more effective at living than weaker cells. The weaker cells died out and the stronger cells lived on, continuing to reproduce and gradually evolve. Eventually simple creatures were formed. These too evolved, and in millions of years, the planet was teeming with life. But then the first great extinction came, and only those organisms that were capable of living under terrible conditions, the strongest, most instinctively determined organisms survived. They too evolved again, the strongest of each generation producing an even stronger next generation. More life was formed, and the age of the Dinosaurs began. At the end of the Cretaceous period, around 65 million years ago, a meteor struck North Mexico and produced the Chixiclub [sic] crater. The resulting dust that was thrown up into the atmosphere blocked out the Sun. Plants died. The herbivores that ate plants died. The carnivores that ate herbivores died. Only the strongest, luckiest ones survived, and they evolved again, each generation stronger than the last. Millions of years into the future, [i]Australopithecus[/i] and [i]Homo[/i] families evolved. "Java Man", "Nutcracker Man" and "Peking Man" are some of the most famous, well-preserved specimens. After many generations and a long Ice Age, [i]Homo Sapiens Sapiens[/i] (wise wise man) emerged as the champion of its genus. The most intelligent animal in the world colonized its home planet with its skill and brainpower. Complex societies were formed, language and sciences were formed, mathematics was invented. In the distant past, two ancient ancestors of mine gave birth to a child. That child procreated years down the line, and many generations later, I was born. That, my friends, is how we were all created (sorry for missing out the whole "mummy and daddy love each other very much" stuff). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 @OP: What you think you're going to become God? o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Well, when a woman loves another woman...[color="#FFFFFF"]lolcodement[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z The Mysterious One Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 [s]TO RULE THE WORLD [/s] because I was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of g- nah, I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 [quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1308347979' post='5290953'] I am here because at some point approximately a billion years ago, the conditions for life on this Earth came together. A small, single-celled organism was born, nothing more than a patchwork blob of DNA. Eventually another small organism named mitochondria joined with said cell. These new cells reproduced, and over a long period of time, changed. The cells that attached themselves together were more efficient and more effective at living than weaker cells. The weaker cells died out and the stronger cells lived on, continuing to reproduce and gradually evolve. Eventually simple creatures were formed. These too evolved, and in millions of years, the planet was teeming with life. But then the first great extinction came, and only those organisms that were capable of living under terrible conditions, the strongest, most instinctively determined organisms survived. They too evolved again, the strongest of each generation producing an even stronger next generation. More life was formed, and the age of the Dinosaurs began. At the end of the Cretaceous period, around 65 million years ago, a meteor struck North Mexico and produced the Chixiclub [sic] crater. The resulting dust that was thrown up into the atmosphere blocked out the Sun. Plants died. The herbivores that ate plants died. The carnivores that ate herbivores died. Only the strongest, luckiest ones survived, and they evolved again, each generation stronger than the last. Millions of years into the future, [i]Australopithecus[/i] and [i]Homo[/i] families evolved. "Java Man", "Nutcracker Man" and "Peking Man" are some of the most famous, well-preserved specimens. After many generations and a long Ice Age, [i]Homo Sapiens Sapiens[/i] (wise wise man) emerged as the champion of its genus. The most intelligent animal in the world colonized its home planet with its skill and brainpower. Complex societies were formed, language and sciences were formed, mathematics was invented. In the distant past, two ancient ancestors of mine gave birth to a child. That child procreated years down the line, and many generations later, I was born. [/quote] More epic when listening to Air on the G String by Bach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 I'm hear to kick ass and drink iced tea! And I'm all out of ass! Anyway, I don't know my purpose, I belive I'm an average individual who will have no affect on the universe what-so-ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Because God activated Super Polymerization on Raging Earth and Worm King, making the universe explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 [quote name='Antagonistic Crocodile β' timestamp='1308364364' post='5291504'] More epic when listening to Air on the G String by Bach. [/quote] Nah, I'm thinking more along the lines of Bolero by Ravel or maybe even March Slave by Tchaikovsky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 I'm here because I'm omnipresent, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 It was billions of years ago when the multiverse was but a hot, dense void. It was only due to a totally random thing known as the 'Big Bang' where the multiverse grew into 7 different universes- *gets shot* To master the art of Pingas Fighting. OK, OK... To be a weaboo. A weaboo, is what I must be. Waitwut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Because my parents wanted me and planed for me in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 [quote name='♪♫ SF-A2★Miki ♫♪' timestamp='1308405718' post='5292324'] It was billions of years ago when the multiverse was but a hot, dense void. It was only due to a totally random thing known as the 'Big Bang' where the multiverse grew into 7 different universes- *gets shot* [/quote] Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 [quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1308347979' post='5290953'] I am here because at some point approximately a billion years ago, the conditions for life on this Earth came together. A small, single-celled organism was born, nothing more than a patchwork blob of DNA. Eventually another small organism named mitochondria joined with said cell. These new cells reproduced, and over a long period of time, changed. The cells that attached themselves together were more efficient and more effective at living than weaker cells. The weaker cells died out and the stronger cells lived on, continuing to reproduce and gradually evolve. Eventually simple creatures were formed. These too evolved, and in millions of years, the planet was teeming with life. But then the first great extinction came, and only those organisms that were capable of living under terrible conditions, the strongest, most instinctively determined organisms survived. They too evolved again, the strongest of each generation producing an even stronger next generation. More life was formed, and the age of the Dinosaurs began. At the end of the Cretaceous period, around 65 million years ago, a meteor struck North Mexico and produced the Chixiclub [sic] crater. The resulting dust that was thrown up into the atmosphere blocked out the Sun. Plants died. The herbivores that ate plants died. The carnivores that ate herbivores died. Only the strongest, luckiest ones survived, and they evolved again, each generation stronger than the last. Millions of years into the future, [i]Australopithecus[/i] and [i]Homo[/i] families evolved. "Java Man", "Nutcracker Man" and "Peking Man" are some of the most famous, well-preserved specimens. After many generations and a long Ice Age, [i]Homo Sapiens Sapiens[/i] (wise wise man) emerged as the champion of its genus. The most intelligent animal in the world colonized its home planet with its skill and brainpower. Complex societies were formed, language and sciences were formed, mathematics was invented. In the distant past, two ancient ancestors of mine gave birth to a child. That child procreated years down the line, and many generations later, I was born. [/quote] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJp86_tj9KQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 I was created by Unicron by reformatting the corpse of a Seeker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 When a mummy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide to*shot* God has a purpose for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 But... what if mommy and [i]that old bastard[/i] didn't love each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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