Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Post about stupid criminals, and don't complain if this thread has been made before NEW YORK, - An ex-con allegedly tried to rob two people in New York, police said, but didn't notice his intended victims were police officers -- in uniform. Police said 33-year-old Jermaine Washington allegedly was so intent on robbing someone Saturday that he pulled a fake handgun on the two armed police officers as they walked through Riverside Park, The New York Daily News said. "It was stupid criminal tricks," a police source said. "The guy didn't even look to see who was coming." After Washington allegedly pulled his fake gun, the two officers drew their real weapons and Washington surrendered after a short but tense standoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I watched an episode of "1000 Ways to Die" where the criminal intended to rob a general store for drugs, but instead he ended up in a gun store. He drew his gun and then he got shot to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 [quote name='Hiyama Kiyoteru' timestamp='1309298436' post='5317854'] I watched an episode of "1000 Ways to Die" where the criminal intended to rob a general store for drugs, but instead he ended up in a gun store. He drew his gun and then he got shot to death. [/quote] i saw that episode too hyahyahyahya that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 [center]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_quStvTNynI&feature=related well the parts where he fell made me giggle[/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Criminal pulls up a water gun as a weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted June 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I, after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each, and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that police officers easily jumped him from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Someone in my own town robbed a bank. She ended up locking herself out of her car. She went to ask a cop to open it for her. Then money blew out of the bags she was carrying. ...Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Happened three weeks ago some idiot tried breaking into our house. He had the standard nylons over face and black clothes. We had the standard rifle, a Winchester shotgun. He goes around looking for the light switch and my fiance claps his hand and shoots the guy's right shoulder blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 [quote name='Passions of the Flame' timestamp='1309303591' post='5318125'] Happened three weeks ago some idiot tried breaking into our house. He had the standard nylons over face and black clothes. We had the standard rifle, a Winchester shotgun. He goes around looking for the light switch and my fiance claps his hand and shoots the guy's right shoulder blade. [/quote] I see why they're your fiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 I still crack up when I read about the man who tried to rob a bank with a finger gun. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Behold the invisible guns of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 [img]http://i68.servimg.com/u/f68/11/98/95/65/ourinv10.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 [quote name='Clair' timestamp='1309314897' post='5318627'] I still crack up when I read about the man who tried to rob a bank with a finger gun. xD [/quote] [quote name='Darkplant - PAIN' timestamp='1309351990' post='5319282'] Behold the invisible guns of death. [/quote] http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Out_With_a_Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Some guy here tried smuggling pot, coke, etc. in an ice cream truck and actually drove down streets without stopping for any kids that wanted ice cream. One of the kids was the son of a police chief and he told his dad about the mean ice cream guy. he got in his squad car and drove behind him just wanting to get the ice cream and the ice cream guy floors it. He got chased for like a mile before getting pulled over and they found his freezer full of the aforementioned substances. I also remember watching an episode of World's Dumbest where a guy tried to rob a store with a crossbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Once, a man robbed a bank. Feeling hungry, he also swiped a jar of candy from the front desk. He ate the candy while escaping, leaving a trail of wrappers behind that the police followed. What was the candy? Dum Dums. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 "Give me all the money!" *Gets the money* "Hrmm... you know what? Give me the candy too!" You'd think they'd be smart enough to actually have ice cream in the ice cream trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 [quote name='Random Dude' timestamp='1309389017' post='5320718'] I also remember watching an episode of World's Dumbest where a guy tried to rob a store with a crossbow. [/quote] A crossbow is actually more deadly than a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I read how a guy used a Lawn Mower as a get away vehicle. Another guy smuggled his prison uniform out and then wore it in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 One guy robbed a store... in his work uniform... that had his name on it, later when the convient store he robbed called the cops, they went to his appartment to see him... still wearing the uniform... with the money bags at his sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I heard once a criminal held up a bank, but when he saw the bank teller, he fell in love with her. He later called her, and the police traced the call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 [quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1309395124' post='5320994'] A crossbow is actually more deadly than a gun. [/quote] As a Medieval King demonstrated, you cannot block a crossbow shot with a saucepan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 I once read about a robber who shot himself in the ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vough Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 [quote name='-Pacman-' timestamp='1309481845' post='5323744'] I once read about a robber who shot himself in the ass... [/quote] I guess you could say he was an... *glasses* a******. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 [quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1309395124' post='5320994'] A crossbow is actually more deadly than a gun. [/quote] I know, but it only has one shot, and there were two clerks. He missed and they beat him out the door with brooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 [quote name='-Pacman-' timestamp='1309481845' post='5323744'] I once read about a robber who shot himself in the ass... [/quote] I heard about that. He dognapped a dog and his gun was bothering him as he drove away, so he tried to adjust it and accidentally shot himself in the rear end [b]TWICE[/b] XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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