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Was rushing to work .... half way there ... car breaks down ...

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I call my boss and tell him I can't make it to work. He told me to take bus. Problem is, I have to wait hour and half for AAA. And it takes an hour to an hour half to get to work by bus. Bigger problem? Even if I do get the bus, I dont get out of work till 12-1 am and the last bus is 11pm.
So I tell my boss I have no way to get to work.

Next day, I got a ride to work. I got written up for not showing up.

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Eh, I continued an arguement that was finished. Gah.

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I went to a safe spot in Minecraft on a Multiplayer server. Guess what? I warp there, and this f*cking ZOMBIE showed up and killed me and I'm like "WTF". I die, then I warp there again. NOW THERE ARE TWO ZOMBIES.

Look at your safe place, now back at mine. Look at yours, now at mine. Sadly, yours is not mine, but it could be. Look, theres a zombie. Look again. NOW THERES TWO ZOMBIES.
Anything is possible on Minecraft.

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Obviously I died.

Oh, and zombies wanna my pork. So I'm like "PO zombies! You wanna my pork, you gotta kill me for it!"

Turn around, and theres a spider behind me.

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Minecraft story.

I do my best to cover up a hole in the ground leading to the bedrock, and my mines, putting ladders all over, glowstone, a large yellow wall around it, and I still fall down it and kill myself often.

[b]FAIL.[/b]

Real story.

I'm riding my bike, and go down a curb. No cars are coming, so I cross the street. As I try to climb the curb on the other side, my front wheel falls off.

[b]EPIC FAIL.[/b]

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I have too many to list because I'm a walking epic fail.
Instead, I will regale you with fail moments from my family to soothe my ego.

When our family played Scattergories, the letter was R and one of the things we had to name was a tropical island. My sister put down Russia.

When my cousin got to the hotel, he ran straight into the pool, still wearing his clothes. He forgot to remove the cell phone in his pocket.

On the same trip, my cousin and my uncle had their luggage lost by airport security. They only had the clothes on their backs for 2 days straight.

And fun fact: Almost 2 months ago, I posted the YMB3...and forgot to include the rules. Immediately wiped it, requested lock, and hoped no one saw it :T

EDIT: Just went to get my pizza out of the oven. 5 minutes ago it was far from being done. Now it's kinda burnt.

EDIT 2: Burnt the same finger three times trying to cut it.
Just watch, I'll come back here in 20 minutes with a burn on the top of my mouth.

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Several years ago, I was trying to catch a wild Absol on Pokemon Ruby. I wasn't paying attention and I didn't see what type of ball I used to catch it. I thought nothing of it and continued my game, and later saved it. When I started it back up and got the Absol from my PC, I found out I threw my Master Ball at it by mistake.....

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Yesterday, I was fighting Lance in HG. I can't get past him, and he always owns me. Yesterday though, I came extremely close.

It was between my Ho-Oh and his Charizard, last Pokemon each. Both of us would die in one hit. I go first, and I use Fly. And it misses.

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