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[quote name='Eva-Chan' timestamp='1318541513' post='5578106']
This is a counter thread to the "My Country is Better Than Yours!" thread.
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Couldn't have guessed.

OT: I'll just start with the over 14 Trillion dollars worth of debt and let others build up from there.

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My country has been in an economic down turn for the past few years. The higher ups believe that forcing the wealthiest of men (and companies) should not pay taxes, because they will magically not be terrified by the uncertainty in the market and invest that money, or add jobs. This although some of the rich agree and wished to be taxed more, one of our top two wealthiest is included. We fought terror overseas for weapons that didn't exist, yet try so hard to keep wraps in our own land. Our people have to protest severely just to get our politicians to act in the interest of the country.

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I get to say stuff! Okay let me get my speech *steps on podium* *cough*

Hello, my name is Ran... that's not right, oh I have bad handwriting, my name is Raine. And I am here to talk about my country, the United States of America. We have a black president... oh wait he's more brownish... maybe Mexican... our last president was an old white guy... well... more tan... oh wait he's more idiot. Okay, the problems of today are as follows: The reverse mercantilism economic system of a bourgeoisie class created supposed by the people to which most are prestigious graduates of politics and law who dictate the people of the US made fragile by years of supremacy and arrogance. But that's normal... what is the problem? We're all pretty f***ed up.

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[quote name='Yasu' timestamp='1318546442' post='5578305']
ITT: First world problems
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How dare you call us hypocrites! I donate my 12 cents a day like commercial says, on look my smart phone is buzzing... I got a facebook update, OH! MY! GAWD! Bobs going out with Martha, cheating whore. Oh no, Charles says he's gonna commit suicide. AND THE MUFFINS ARE OUT OF STOCK! Worst day ever, my life sucks, no one can possibly have a worse life then I. *

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[quote name='Ṝaine™' timestamp='1318557508' post='5578680']

How dare you call us hypocrites! I donate my 12 cents a day like commercial says, on look my smart phone is buzzing... I got a facebook update, OH! MY! GAWD! Bobs going out with Martha, cheating whore. Oh no, Charles says he's gonna commit suicide. AND THE MUFFINS ARE OUT OF STOCK! Worst day ever, my life sucks, no one can possibly have a worse life then I. *
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Wow. Sounds like my girlfriend.

[color=#ffffff]Kidding, shes a nice girl.[/color]

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[quote name='Yasu' timestamp='1318546442' post='5578305']
ITT: First world problems
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I've actually used this quote a few times recently, before seeing this.

OT: I live in America. We're, like, poor and stuff. Well, in debt. We're racist and have a black president. We're usually fat- wait, no, [i]sturdy[/i]. Umm... no jobs... Yeah.

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[quote name='Yasu' timestamp='1318546442' post='5578305']
ITT: First world problems
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First world countries with real problems.

but anyways on to the complaints



[quote name='TwinSeed' timestamp='1318561772' post='5578787']We're racist and have a black president.
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Morons in my country call themselves racist when most of them are enslaved by political correctness. Goes for a lot of the world, but so do most complaints about societies, and the issue is more humorous when the president is black.

The further south and west you go, the worse it tends to be. Culturally backwards people of the south prevent you from enjoying their wonderful…erm, deserts.

We will pioneer a new technology or approach to life, then step back and let another country further and take control of the market. Herp.

Another global issue, but our best creative works tend to get the s*** end of the stick in favor of mock reality shows.

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