Thar Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Dude, was it carpet or hardwood/tile floor? Cause if it was carpet, I'd imagine you'd get burns. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Tile. If not would've hurt like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1324094105' post='5712101'] Tile. If not would've hurt like hell. [/quote] It would. I can vouche for that. ... Wrestling with my friends. We were in our boxers and I slid a few feet on the carpet dick first. My days on the toilet were painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Ongaku Matsuri' timestamp='1324094311' post='5712108'] It would. I can vouche for that. ... Wrestling with my friends. We were in our boxers and I slid a few feet on the carpet dick first. My days on the toilet were painful. [/quote] Echhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hurt reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1324094842' post='5712113'] Echhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hurt reading that. [/quote] TMI of the moment. Starring Thar. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1324093906' post='5712092'] Well... Tbh, I told one of my friends about it...and one day in 4th grade we watched a movie and got to lay on the floor...So we...Yeah... We called it [b][i]the wiggle[/i][/b]. Teacher didn't see it though...thank baby Jesus. LOL IRONIC 6969 POSTS [/quote] Why can I not unsee 4th graders preforming the wiggle? D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 At one point in time, all my friends were talking about masturbation. Thus, I thought "Master" was spelled "Mastur", and masturbation meant being a ruler of a kingdom or something. No, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Darkplant - FEAR' timestamp='1324164367' post='5713666'] At one point in time, all my friends were talking about masturbation. Thus, I thought "Master" was spelled "Mastur", and masturbation meant being a ruler of a kingdom or something. No, seriously. [/quote] haha, that's so funny. I used to think that you could run faster if you swung your arms around like an imbecile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I once fell head first into a flower pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Twilight Sparkle' timestamp='1324204336' post='5714688'] I once fell head first into a flower pot. [/quote] how on earth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Darkplant - FEAR' timestamp='1324164367' post='5713666'] At one point in time, all my friends were talking about masturbation. Thus, I thought "Master" was spelled "Mastur", and masturbation meant being a ruler of a kingdom or something. No, seriously. [/quote] Wait, that reminds me of... "Are you still master of your domain?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliminateHRN Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I used to be a huge fan of Kid Rock when I was a kid (like when I was 3-5 or something like that). Back then I had hair to my shoulders, sunglasses that looked like the glasses hippies would wear, and a guitar. I used to put those on and perform my own personal Kid Rock concert for my family. EDIT: I also remember when I was a kid (around the same time of my Kid Rock), I went to church with my grandparents and I said "Goddamn" in front of everyone. Let's just say they weren't happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Shard' timestamp='1324205886' post='5714699'] how on earth.. [/quote] Climbed on top of a dresser as a baby and fell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travie Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Twilight Sparkle' timestamp='1324210284' post='5714745'] Climbed on top of a dresser as a baby and fell. [/quote] That explains so much. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Twilight Sparkle' timestamp='1324210284' post='5714745'] Climbed on top of a dresser as a baby and fell. [/quote] My sisters did the same thing. They ended up unconscious for the next 30 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 When I was younger, about 4 or 5, my aunt took me to the beach for the first time. I saw something in the water and I knew that it was a dolphin but for some reason I yelled "Shark!". .... You know that turned out well... and to this day I have not been back to any beaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Kitty' timestamp='1324225119' post='5714986'] When I was younger, about 4 or 5, my aunt took me to the beach for the first time. I saw something in the water and I knew that it was a dolphin but for some reason I yelled "Shark!". .... You know that turned out well... and to this day I have not been back to any beaches. [/quote] lol Nobody likes the people that yell shark at beaches. Let's see, what else? ...We were crossing a highway and there was a car coming. I faced the oncoming cars and yelling "Hey! Over here!" Mom was pissed. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1324093906' post='5712092'] Well... Tbh, I told one of my friends about it...and one day in 4th grade we watched a movie and got to lay on the floor...So we...Yeah... We called it [b][i]the wiggle[/i][/b]. Teacher didn't see it though...thank baby Jesus. LOL IRONIC 6969 POSTS [/quote] oh my god why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Clair' timestamp='1324227472' post='5715056'] oh my god why [/quote] hey i followed the topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Clair' timestamp='1324227472' post='5715056'] oh my god why [/quote] Because he's Smesh. And I'm sure there were others who did it when they were his age. Cause that's usually when the hormones kick in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I remember calling my dad a son of a b**** once when I was like 5. Then I remember him beating the s*** out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travie Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Pinhead Larry' timestamp='1324232931' post='5715243'] I remember calling my dad a son of a b**** once when I was like 5. Then I remember him beating the s*** out of me [/quote] The beating memories are the best memories. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Pinhead Larry' timestamp='1324232931' post='5715243'] I remember calling my dad a son of a b**** once when I was like 5. Then I remember him beating the s*** out of me [/quote] I remember insult my dad once. The rest is fuzzy :I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 During recess a couple of buds and I chose characters from random things like Halo and DBZ and would battle. We would do hand motions and yell out things... There were only three of us. Oh, discovered masturbation with a science book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 [quote name='LivĪµ' timestamp='1324431455' post='5720281'] During recess a couple of buds and I chose characters from random things like Halo and DBZ and would battle. We would do hand motions and yell out things... There were only three of us. Oh, discovered masturbation with a science book. [/quote] Sounds like my kind of recess. I miss it so much. :'( But yeah, I discovered masturbation from a rated-R movie, which was funny cause at the time I was at the age of producing sperm. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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