Travie Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [center]Ah, romance. I was telling my girlfriend just the other day how young she looked on the milk carton. <3[/center] [center]So YCM, what do you do to get someone of the opposite/same sex to fall for you? Do you have any pick up lines?[/center] [center]I actually do but I use them in a comedic way to tell the girl I'm interested and also to get a laugh. Which girls do like I guess. What are your strengths YCM, are you polite and handsome? Are you comedic and sexy? Or are you a straight up bad boy/girl?[/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I use one pickup line:"If you were my homework, I'd put you on the table and do you all night" ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'm 16 and I've yet to have a gf. ;-; [size=2]Forever alone.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I honestly don't know how I do it. I just don't. They probably know but, I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I don't have any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greiga Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I have no idea. I just make friends with them and the friendship grows, then suddenly a few months later I hear "oh yeah btw, x really likes you". It's happened multiple times across multiple grades, and the only person who I liked back was my current gf. We've lasted 9 months, so yay us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'm 13 and have no Gf. Never did and probably won't for the next few years. I prefer to use comedy though. Got a good pick-up line: Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them. Ya, took me a while to understand this one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John A. Zoidberg Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 inb4 people brag about how many girl/boyfriends they've had. OT: It's too easy to be friend-zoned. No real purpose in trying. When I do actually want to try to get somewhere, however, I just try to be me. It doesn't usually work, but I'd rather a person be attracted to me than some face I put on to impress them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Admiral Tim' timestamp='1324238527' post='5715409'] Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them. [/quote] *Notes it down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Travie, please stop cussing. I'm tempting to edit the title. I don't try anything, because I'm just not interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travie Posted December 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Cin' timestamp='1324240200' post='5715502'] Travie, please stop cussing. I'm tempting to edit the title. I don't try anything, because I'm just not interested. [/quote] Argh, you're impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'm a mod trying to crack down on swearing even if it's censored. So actually I'm not. Alas this is off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'm not fond of relationships- usually I end up disliking the person after spending some time with them. Every person I date usually gets way too clingy and bothersome for my tastes. What I look for in a person is independence, along with knowing when to stop pestering me. I get annoyed quite easily. That being said, I have no clue as to why people are attracted to me. I'm quiet, I stay out of the way, and I hate social encounters. I'm not particularly funny, and I'm not the best looking person in the world. My personality is probably another problem, too- I'm entirely narcissistic. That doesn't mean I don't care for the other person- I really do... I just wish they'd give me some time to myself when I ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I tried to think of some tasteful ones, but they all came out really dirty and not even funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='I'm Riku you mad bro?' timestamp='1324237116' post='5715345'] I use one pickup line:"If you were my homework, I'd put you on the table and do you all night" ;D [/quote] lololol *notes* Meh, I send a friend first because I'm a coward like that.;D But then again, I've only had one relationship in my entire life and I'm over 20.xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'm a total jackass sooo... foreveralone.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Tentacruel' timestamp='1324241976' post='5715579'] I'm a total jackass sooo... foreveralone.jpg [/quote] Nah, you're gaurenteed to find [i]someone.[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 You'd be surprised... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Tentacruel' timestamp='1324242100' post='5715584'] You'd be surprised... [/quote] tbh, wether you'll find someone is if you're looking for [b]Love[/b] or [b]Sex[/b]. They're too very different concepts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Definitely the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I don't really care much for romance. (After the whole Der HasawhateverhisnameisbecauseheissonotGerman thing) But if I were looking for a guy, I'd have no idea where to start looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 To properly attract most women I'd have to conform to society. Darn you society! *shakes fist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Tentacruel' timestamp='1324242362' post='5715595'] To properly attract most women I'd have to conform to society. Darn you society! *shakes fist* [/quote] but "most women" are just looking for someone's life to screw up. You can still attract women and not conform to society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nɇvɇrmorɇ Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I have yet to find out the proper way to attract a girl. I have absolutely no skills with talking to girls. And I never have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 [quote name='Ŋęѵɇᶉɱøɽᶒ' timestamp='1324242641' post='5715607'] I have yet to find out the proper way to attract a girl. I have absolutely no skills with talking to girls. And I never have. [/quote] Women are fickle [s]creatures. [/s] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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