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If today was your last day


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On second thought, if this was my last day, it would go something like this:

First, I would have a bottle of OJ. Because Orange Juice is delicious.

Second, I'd admit my love to the person I love, i.e. me.

Third, I would eat paint chips. Because I've always wondered what they would taste like.

Fourth, I'd hug each and every person I see.

Lastly, I'd convert to Ryanism and die, so I can be reincarnated as myself at a later time.

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Listen to the song by Nickelback.
I'm too lazy to read the topic to see if anyone said this before me.

I'll probably rape someone because I wasted a bunch of my days in school and having few people to talk to.
And in all in all seriousness, the internet. Not like I wanna take my chance getting a terrible last day trying to do stuff outside.

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I'd jumping round house death in the face and make him give me a refund for the 2 years of my life he took away when I couldn't do a thing but poop and cry as a baby.

in all seriousness lets assume 24 hours.
write out my legacy, my families history and revelations of life experience all with in 21 hours, let my brother have it and publish it later.

spend 2 and a half hours, talking to all my friends like I normally would with out letting them know ima die soon with the exception that i tell them their character flaws and i tell them what would be good for them in life, kind of like "hey man this advice is some good s*** before I go" but without raising suspicion.

spend the last hour telling my parents ima die soon so don't freak out when I do, because I'll probably destructinate satans face with my fists of awesome.

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[quote name='GreigaBeastDS' timestamp='1327402408' post='5778502']
Tell my ex of a few days that I still love her, die secretly, come back as a ghost, and see who actually cares about my death.

That is perfectly valid btw because neither of us wanted to end it ;-;
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Then why did you? O_o

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"[color=#797979][font=Arial,]If I were to die tomorrow, six weeks from now, or in five minutes, I’d probably be very upset looking back on my life. I haven’t completed anything that I really hoped for in the future. There is so much left that I’d like to do which I haven’t been able to. This is not to say that I am not pleased with my life so far, because I am. I have had so many great experiences and am grateful to have shared some of them with wonderful people. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want more out of this life.[/font][/color]

[color=#797979][font=Arial,]We are supposed to live in the moment, but we don’t. It is such a hypocritical statement. We are ALWAYS living for the future! (Again, I add, there are always exceptions to this.) If I truly wanted to live in the moment and accept that death could hit me at any second, I wouldn’t be in school. I wouldn’t work as much as I do. I’d be hunting down Peyton Manning to make him adopt me. I’d call up Amy Poehler and we’d go on a picnic. I’d go on a trip with my girlfriend and my friends and my family and we would have a f***ing blast. But I don’t. Why? Because for some strange reason, people want me to believe that death won’t occur until I am old and senile; that I have time, and that I cannot make it in life unless I complete these instrumental tasks.[/font][/color]
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The latter part, of course, is incredibly true. It is so very difficult to spend [i]every single second[/i] doing what you truly love enough to say that if you died, you wouldn’t regret one single thing, nor would you wish you could have experienced just one more moment beforehand. Dare I say it is impossible. [/font][/color]
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You can’t live purely by instrumental reasoning, because you miss out on the meaningful moments. You can’t live purely by meaningful moments, because the lack of instrumental reasoning leaves you in a very poor position to get by in this country.[/font][/color]
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What a crazy, f***ed up cycle that is."[/font][/color]

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