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Just Crouton

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Particularly Starburst Jellybeans. They're the best jellybeans. It's Easter time (I think,) and Safeway's has a 2-for-$5 deal on Original, Sour, Fave Reds, Tropical, and Crazy-Whatever-Those-Nasty-Ones-Are-Called.

Again, I must emphasize this. Starburst Jellybeans are the [color=#ff0000][b]BEST[/b][/color] jellybeans. If you think Jelly Belly or The Jelly Bean Factory are better, you are a terrible human being and you probably beat women. You might even be a cannibal terrorist who encourages unwed teenage pregnancy. This is not an opinion, this is [color=#ff0000][b]FACT[/b][/color].

Okay, I take it back. Maybe you aren't a woman-beater if you think Jelly Belly or The Jelly Bean Factory are better.

What was the topic again?

Oh, yes. Jellybeans.

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ALL I DO IS ACQUIRE ONE JELLY BELLIES BOX AND THEN I POUR THEM OUT ONTO THE TABLE AND I SEARCH FOR ALL THE BLACK LICORICE AND BUTTERED POPCORN FLAVORED JELLIE BELLYS AND I EAT THEM ALL AND THEN I PUT THE REST OF THE FLAVOURS BACK IN THE BOX BECAUSE THEY ARE DIRTY ROTTEN NO GOOD BELLY JELLIES.

blicorice/butteredpopcorn 2012

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[quote name='Clair' timestamp='1333420580' post='5899738']
ALL I DO IS ACQUIRE ONE JELLY BELLIES BOX AND THEN I POUR THEM OUT ONTO THE TABLE AND I SEARCH FOR ALL THE BLACK LICORICE AND BUTTERED POPCORN FLAVORED JELLIE BELLYS AND I EAT THEM ALL AND THEN I PUT THE REST OF THE FLAVOURS BACK IN THE BOX BECAUSE THEY ARE DIRTY ROTTEN NO GOOD BELLY JELLIES.

blicorice/butteredpopcorn 2012
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The thing I love about the Buttered Popcorn ones is they don't actually taste like Buttered Popcorn. They taste like heaven. :3

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[quote name='Clair' timestamp='1333420580' post='5899738']
ALL I DO IS ACQUIRE ONE [b]JELLY BELLIES[/b] BOX AND THEN I POUR THEM OUT ONTO THE TABLE AND I SEARCH FOR ALL THE BLACK LICORICE AND BUTTERED POPCORN FLAVORED JELLIE BELLYS AND I EAT THEM ALL AND THEN I PUT THE REST OF THE FLAVOURS BACK IN THE BOX BECAUSE THEY ARE DIRTY ROTTEN NO GOOD BELLY JELLIES.

blicorice/butteredpopcorn 2012
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BLASPHEMY! THEY DON'T MAKE FAVE REDS WHICH HAS NOTHING BUT RED FLAVORS LIKE STARBURST DOES!

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