Mehmani Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Just finished one and dashed home. Some idiot did the whole exam in blue ink when it said on the front to only use black ink, he got disqualified, haha. It was a Biology exam, and we happen to have a Biology teacher who is a Pentecostal Christian who doesn't believe in evolution or natural selection, so we don't learn anything. [url="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3205849.stm"]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3205849.stm[/url] [url="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3244925.stm"]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3244925.stm[/url] He was also put on trial for pretending to be a medical doctor and illegally circumcising kiddywinks. Haha. So, how did your exams go and did you have any criminal teachers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 This is my first day of a four-day-long exam. Today, I incinerated "English" and "Geography". Tomorrow I'll move to crush apart Algebra and Physics. On the note of criminal teachers, some of my teachers look like them, but none really are. I go to a private school, so I suppose my teachers are better than average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Been almost a month since my final exams, which surprisingly I aced all of them (odd considering my midterm exams were trash). [spoiler criminals]Let's see, I had a former stripper as a teacher, another teacher get a DUI (he was suspended as a coach), one was fired for drug use, and then one of my teachers had a relationship with a student.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1337604735' post='5943855'][spoiler criminals]Let's see, I had a former stripper as a teacher, another teacher get a DUI (he was suspended as a coach), one was fired for drug use, and then one of my teachers had a relationship with a student.[/spoiler] [/quote] Is it just me, of the gajillions of people on the vast internet, who actually lives in a healthy community? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Aw the days of exams, the last 'real' test I had was for Maths and English for a job at the local jobcentre. (Had a not so important one in an interview and at where I volunteer (it was a training aid)). I had normal teachers, one was a little crazy when it came to Chemistry, but we just called him a legend for it. When I actually did have proper exams the less said about my 1st year of Sixth Form the better, 3 Us, an E and a D. (Physics, Chemistry, Maths, General Studies and Philosophy). I did leave Sixth Form with a B, 2Cs, a D and an E so I got better. (Philosophy, Geography, Travel and Tourism, Biology and General Studies.) I'm more or less done with exams now anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Exams suck, but I get that feeling of accomplishment when I get a B or higher. My teacher once ate a crayon in front of the class...wait, that's not a crime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallman95 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 I just took too AP Exams(Lang/Comp, and US History) last week and I had my English final on Friday. The English final was easy, the AP exams not so much lol As for criminal teachers there are several subs at my school that got fired for having sex with students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1337604735' post='5943855'] Been almost a month since my final exams, which surprisingly I aced all of them (odd considering my midterm exams were trash). [spoiler criminals]Let's see, I had a former stripper as a teacher, another teacher get a DUI (he was suspended as a coach), one was fired for drug use, and then one of my teachers had a relationship with a student.[/spoiler] [/quote] Wow. Really? Nothing like that happened when I was at school although there was this 1 sub teacher I had that guys probably would've (if given the chance) had a relationship with her. Anyway, exams sucked and I'm glad I never have to do them again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 I already took the AP Literature exam (on my birthday no less) and I think I did alright, aside from one of the three essays. I'm guessing I got a 4. I have to take a Christian Life and Pre-Calc exam on Wednesday. First one'll be a joke since the class itself is one and the last one I'll need to study a lot for if I want to pass. As for criminal teachers, I've had 1.5. 1. In grammar school, one of the gym teachers solicited sex from 2 16 year-old boys online and met up in Delaware. One of the boy's fathers saw the chatroom exchange on his son's laptop and police soon arrested him. I'm assuming he's still in jail, because they said they'd give the school a call back when he's released and we've heard nothing. 1.5. Not exactly a crime (I think) and not exactly her fault, but one of the English teachers at my school (Snooki look-alike too) had her flash drive stolen by a student and there were sexy pictures of her with a dildo on there. On another note, this same teacher's been seen at a club in the Jersey Shore and one of the comments said she was "calling over a big black guy". EDIT: For the record, I was right about Christian Life being a joke, though I only studied here and there in the morning for Pre-Calc and it went okay, so there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vairocana Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 >first an art major >then a writing major >hahahaha what are exams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well, my Public Speech teacher who was a bit of a sociopath was in some Baptist cult as a child. Does that count for anything? I hate exams with a passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='Vairocana' timestamp='1337645110' post='5944440'] >first an art major >then a writing major >hahahaha what are exams [/quote] >hahahaha what are real jobs but most of my Ap tests went smoothly enough hopefully nothing below a 3 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1337604735' post='5943855'] [spoiler criminals]Let's see, I had a former stripper as a teacher, another teacher get a DUI (he was suspended as a coach), one was fired for drug use, and then one of my teachers had a relationship with a student.[/spoiler] [/quote] Was the former stripper teacher at least somewhat hot? Like a 6 or a 7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='iRemo' timestamp='1337646052' post='5944451'] Was the former stripper teacher at least somewhat hot? Like a 6 or a 7? [/quote] Well she was older when I was in high school, but a picture of her when she first started teaching makes it very believable. Wait a second, she is also rumored to have gotten away with killing her husband. I don't know the whole story but her husband is dead due to gun shot wounds (I heard she called it self defense but it was hush hush). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I don't have finals at my school, so pretty much the only big exams are the APs. Got a 5 on US History and English Composition last year, and did pretty well (imho) on Calculus AB, French and English Literature. Just gotta wait for grades~ And about teachers... I went (just graduated~!) to an all-boys Catholic high school, so if you could get over the occasional Bible-beater it was pretty much okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vairocana Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='iRemo' timestamp='1337646052' post='5944451'] >hahahaha what are real jobs [/quote] idk, and I don't plan on finding out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wave_Sine Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Had two AP exams two weeks ago, Calculus AB and Computer Science A. Have U.S. History, American Lit&Comp, Chemistry and German 2 for teacher organized exams left. Only one I'm not sure about is the American Lit&Comp, because we've been told that it will be writing something like a memoir (I think) and my memory is broken when it comes to events in my life. ...I hate essays... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Expelsword Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 [quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1337604289' post='5943849'] This is my first day of a four-day-long exam. Today, I incinerated "English" and "Geography". [/quote] I'm curious, has all your time on the Internet made English hilariously easy? I took the AP Computer Science A exam and ran out of time on the multiple choice but finished the free response with over 45 minutes left. I wish I could have used that extra time... I took the AP Statistics exam and won at life. I expect at least 4s on them, but I only need 3s for them to count for college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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