Simping For Hina Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-lifestyles/10-illegal-baby-names-194006397-3.html?fb_action_ids=362913177113883%2C440961152604930&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_ref=type%3Aread%2Cuser%3AH0Y98iTx97-H7H4AqBQ-rAzhluo%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3A71bTxAFmLmHGYB8Akj2GXO8LcmY&fb_source=other_multiline&code=AQC80rTdSj-3QRcGdMVxN0AprqCJNiST-HeMyH66QOtATl3A47A-MzkzmSRd6NhH5fxwnhtZbiaR8gRaYGlX0UKCQ2RZjmikJtyrbtyettCCkdG1JKjvyVtycytNat6gR9ysjnyzVGW5Rd1Idra5RRytLdVz5K_zbJz4E0b2EDVffTLU-c3_EHOFjZKgH4AZK0E#_=_ Do you think that people shouldn't be allowed to call their kids a desired name? Should the authorities have power over names? What names do you think should be illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Well, since it was mentioned in the article, Gwyneth Paltrow's child, Apple, goes to my school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Let me count the amount of people I know who's names/nicknames are famous alcohol drinks. J.D. Bailey's Foster Stella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira/Godzilla Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [color=#000000][b]Only the Pope would declare war on names.[/b][/color] [color=#000000][b]How on earth is 'Bridge' not a suitable name?[/b][/color] [color=#000000][b]Some names that could be banned are ones that would be very offensive.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [quote name='Simon Belmont' timestamp='1341761745' post='5970636'] Let me count the amount of people I know who's names/nicknames are famous alcohol drinks. J.D. Bailey's Foster Stella [/quote] Foster and Stella both came before the drink. Bailey probably did too, although it's probably just a variation name on Barley. On banned names in general, it is basically any name that a majority finds offensive, or otherwise a name that would affect a child. Luckily, people usually have common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116#Protest_names"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116#Protest_names[/url] That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylena007 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [quote name='Dae' timestamp='1341761321' post='5970631'] [url="http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-lifestyles/10-illegal-baby-names-194006397-3.html?fb_action_ids=362913177113883%2C440961152604930&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_ref=type%3Aread%2Cuser%3AH0Y98iTx97-H7H4AqBQ-rAzhluo%2Ctype%3Aread%2Cuser%3A71bTxAFmLmHGYB8Akj2GXO8LcmY&fb_source=other_multiline&code=AQC80rTdSj-3QRcGdMVxN0AprqCJNiST-HeMyH66QOtATl3A47A-MzkzmSRd6NhH5fxwnhtZbiaR8gRaYGlX0UKCQ2RZjmikJtyrbtyettCCkdG1JKjvyVtycytNat6gR9ysjnyzVGW5Rd1Idra5RRytLdVz5K_zbJz4E0b2EDVffTLU-c3_EHOFjZKgH4AZK0E#_=_"]http://uk.lifestyle....jZKgH4AZK0E#_=_[/url] Do you think that people shouldn't be allowed to call their kids a desired name? Should the authorities have power over names? What names do you think should be illegal? [/quote] an illegel name is bj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sky Emperor Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 I really don't see why any name is illegal. People barely pay attention to age ratings on anything anyways, including any strange names. The only one I don't approve of is Allah, or anything pertaining to said religion. Hang on. What the F*** is going on here?! What the hell is wrong with Apple?! It's a very nice name. And why would any irresponsible parents name their kids "Anus" or "BNDSKASAHFNMAIBNVJDKFH SNJFIQWKAD" or whatever it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Some names should be illegal (I'm looking at the parents of "Smelly Head") but names like Friday may be odd but they are not offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. I know what I'm naming my kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Apparantly, the parents of the Japanese child were big Street Fighter fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe%2B585,_Senior"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe%2B585,_Senior[/url] [b]Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus WolfeÂschlegelsteinÂhausenbergerÂdorffvoralternÂwarenÂgewissenhaftÂschaferswessenÂschafewarenÂwohlgepflegeÂundÂsorgfaltigkeitÂbeschutzenÂvonÂangreifenÂdurchÂihrraubgierigfeindeÂwelcheÂvoralternÂzwolftausendÂjahresÂvorandieerscheinenÂwanderÂersteerÂdemÂenschderraumschiffÂgebrauchlichtÂalsÂseinÂursprungÂvonÂkraftgestartÂseinÂlangeÂfahrtÂhinzwischenÂsternartigraumÂaufÂderÂsuchenachÂdiesternÂwelcheÂgehabtÂbewohnbarÂplanetenÂkreiseÂdrehenÂsichÂundÂwohinÂderÂneurasseÂvonÂverstandigmenÂschlichkeitÂkonnteÂfortplanzenÂundÂsicherÂfreuenÂanlebensÂlanglichÂfreudeÂundÂruheÂmitÂnichtÂeinÂfurchtÂvorÂangreifenÂvonÂandererÂintelligentÂgeschopfsÂvonÂhinzwischenÂsternartigraum Senior.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 It's like raising your child in a cult in that they only have the opportunity to change anything once they reach adulthood. I agree with prohibiting stupid names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [quote name='Botvinnik' timestamp='1341771395' post='5970714'] It's like raising your child in a cult in that they only have the opportunity to change anything once they reach adulthood. I agree with prohibiting stupid names. [/quote] Me too, because it inflicts ridicule on a child who is not to blame and cannot do anything to stop it. Parents should be ashamed to call their children those names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [quote name='.Rai' timestamp='1341761561' post='5970632'] Well, since it was mentioned in the article, Gwyneth Paltrow's child, Apple, goes to my school. [/quote] She would be 8 years old. So then, you go to elementary school? Not surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [quote name='Hatcher' timestamp='1341773028' post='5970727'] She would be 8 years old. So then, you go to elementary school? Not surprised. [/quote] Touché. From 5 to 18 years. British logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Oh, okay. I guess I'll just name my children after infamous serial killers, mass murders, dictators, kings, so on, so forth. Clearly it's allowed, so I'll do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apostle of Calamity Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 List of names I want banned. Shaquetha Bon'Qui Qui Shenene Latonya Latoya Laquesha Latifah Shaniqua Rohandra Bon'Quisha Bonifa Mo'Nique La'Treece De'Lanice AND ANY OF THOSE STUPID CREOLE NAMES THAT EVERY SINGLE BLACK GIRL IN MY SCHOOL IS NAMED AFTER! Oh and if you name your daughter Sandra. I will personally kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [quote name='Queen Maphotika' timestamp='1341777121' post='5970788'] Oh and if you name your daughter Sandra. I will personally kill you. [/quote] I'm gonna have a daughter named Sandra. Come at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [font=Georgia, Times,]"[font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]At the start of 2011, the Pope declared war on parents naming babies after celebrities, fruit or popular sports cars."[/font][/font] [font=tahoma, geneva, sans-serif]The Pope. Declaring war. On names. [s]F*ck this sh*t I'm going to space.[/s][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Can't we just ban idiots from breeding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 I can see why they're going to ban downright ridiculous names like Anus, jvfehfghnrtwguw or some of those on the list. (Or Kentucky Fried Cruelty, although it's apparently an adult guy who changed his name.) But the car and celebrity stuff is meh tough. Most of these names were around before they got caught up by a car brand and if you happen to share your pretty normal name with the one of a celebrity, what's the big deal? I think it's a case-to-case situation. But "cool story bro" or "4real", although the thought sounds funny, are horrible ideas. It really starts annoying me how much parents want their child to be ~so different~ and do everything to make him/her stand out. Dunno, maybe the child doesn't want to be "different" or beat up at school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miror B Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 [quote name='Queen Maphotika' timestamp='1341777121' post='5970788'] Oh and if you name your daughter Sandra. I will personally kill you. [/quote] Gonna name my son Sandra. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 I'm going to name my kid Cannibal Pimpin' Crouton with 5 exclamation points. Come at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apostle of Calamity Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 [quote name='God Machismo!!!!!' timestamp='1341789333' post='5971027'] I'm going to name my kid Cannibal Pimpin' Crouton with 5 exclamation points. Come at me. [/quote] Name him Jim Cornette and have him play tennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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