TODAY IN DUELING NETWORK STUPIDITY [Garlandolf, King of Destruction]

[Airride]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2anPq.jpg[/img]
[spoiler='Funny part of the Log']aracinid: SUMMON SOMETHIN
aracinid: OCAY?
GenexAllyRemote: no
GenexAllyRemote: m,aybe
GenexAllyRemote: depends on my mood and draw
GenexAllyRemote: I grant you 1 tunr
aracinid: ;_;
aracinid has lost 2500 life points
GenexAllyRemote: have luck.
aracinid: wait
aracinid has gained 200 life points
aracinid: oops
aracinid has lost 400 life points
GenexAllyRemote: I'm debating if I want to troll you or not.
aracinid: ULTIMATE GRAND TURNING OF FATE SHINING LIFE DESTINY DRAW!!!
GenexAllyRemote: no
aracinid: ..............
aracinid: .................
GenexAllyRemote: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aracinid: FAWK YEA
aracinid: FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKK YYYYYYEEEEEAAAA
GenexAllyRemote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
GenexAllyRemote: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
aracinid: hm
GenexAllyRemote: CAPS LOCK AWESOME
aracinid: what's best to summon? :D
GenexAllyRemote: CAPS LOCK SILENCE
aracinid: hm
aracinid: except no. ;_________;
GenexAllyRemote: CAPS LOCK RAEG
aracinid: ;_;
aracinid: ;-;
GenexAllyRemote: I DIDNT GET A MONSTER
aracinid: ;~;
GenexAllyRemote: NOW I CANT TROLL YOU
GenexAllyRemote: CAPS LOCK DESTROOOOOOOOOOY
aracinid: SO SPARE ME TILL YOU CAN TROLL ME. :D
GenexAllyRemote: ...GOOD IDEA!
aracinid: :D
aracinid: aw yea
aracinid: aw yea
aracinid: nyahahahahaha
GenexAllyRemote: DOT DOT DOT
aracinid: trolled
aracinid: *chooses BWSW* *shot*
aracinid: :D
aracinid: hm
aracinid: how many counters on you?
GenexAllyRemote: 2
aracinid: ok
GenexAllyRemote: I MEAN
GenexAllyRemote: TWOOOO
GenexAllyRemote: AAAA
aracinid: okay
aracinid: ._.
aracinid: can i discard cold enchanter for its eff? xD
GenexAllyRemote: NOOOOO
aracinid: w/e
GenexAllyRemote: MAYBE
GenexAllyRemote: IF YOU CAN BREAK RULES
aracinid: :D
GenexAllyRemote: NO, I ACTIVATE SOLEMN JUDGEMENT
GenexAllyRemote: WAIT A MINUTE
aracinid: ahahahaha
GenexAllyRemote: HOW DID THIS GET THOUGH CIRCULATION
aracinid: MAH COLD CHANTIES INVINCIBLE
GenexAllyRemote: OK
aracinid: AHASASAJSKASDFGHJKL
GenexAllyRemote: FINE
GenexAllyRemote: KEEP IT THERE
GenexAllyRemote: SERIOUSLY
aracinid: yay
aracinid: "D
GenexAllyRemote has lost 1900 life points
aracinid: xD
GenexAllyRemote has lost 1900 life points
GenexAllyRemote: OH NOES
(Gaining and losing 1 life point)
GenexAllyRemote: BEST DUEL
(More)
GenexAllyRemote: OH NOES
GenexAllyRemote: CAPS LOCK...
GenexAllyRemote: FURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aracinid: ADMIT TO THE POWER OF THE COLD CHANTIE BOOM BOOM!
GenexAllyRemote: WAIT A MINIUTE
GenexAllyRemote: HOW DID THIS GET THOUGH CIRCULATION
GenexAllyRemote: LET ME GO AND TROLL YOU
GenexAllyRemote: IT BROUGH DOWN ALL BUT 1 LIFE POINT!
GenexAllyRemote: I ADMIT ITS POWERFUIL
GenexAllyRemote: BUT NOT AS POWERFUL
GenexAllyRemote: AS MY NEXT DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GenexAllyRemote: LET ME GO THEN
aracinid: ADMIT! ADMIT TO THE POWER OF THE COLD CHANTIER BOOM BOOM ICY MOD ICYBLUE SUPER POWER LALALA NYANNYANNYANNYAN NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LASER CHICKEN SQUAWK POOP!
aracinid: ADMIT!
aracinid: NYAHAHAHAHAHA
GenexAllyRemote: OK
GenexAllyRemote: OK
GenexAllyRemote: KEEP YOUR FIELD
GenexAllyRemote: AND LET ME GO
GenexAllyRemote: I WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
aracinid: DIE
GenexAllyRemote: [url="http://i.imgur.com/XKoJX.jpg"]http://i.imgur.com/XKoJX.jpg[/url]
GenexAllyRemote: ITS NOT LETTING CAPS LOCK
GenexAllyRemote: ...PLEASE LET CAPS LOCK HAVE A TURN, HE WILL BLOW YOU TINY PATHETIC PUNY RAISAN MIND
aracinid has left the duel
GenexAllyRemote: AW COME ON
GenexAllyRemote: GG[/spoiler]We stopped being serious once we knew I would have won.


That was so fun.

...So...Discuss Garlandolf, who is one of the best guys in DARK Ritual.Dek.

[Kingdom Xathers]

I love this guy to death, and yet... his effect SUUUUUUUUUUUUX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

... I mean, sure, he's guaranteed to destroy any-and-every monster on the field that isn't himself when he's summoned, but his ATK-Boost is rather... lacking, for someone with near-infinite[/exaggeration] destructive potential

[Just Crouton]

[quote name='Crab Helmet' timestamp='1344232167' post='5998582']
This is what passes for funny nowadays? A bunch of lolmonkey cheeserandom lines with the "novelty" of all caps?
[/quote]

Well, as long as he wasn't intentionally being a jerk because shut up like that other guy...*shrugs*

Is that the Ritual Spell for Fiend's Mirror?

[Toffee.]

Garland is better then Demise, because hes searchable via Preparations.
Garland is worse then Demise because he only activates upon being Summoned, and only hits face-up monsters.

Regardless, hes still a cool field-nuker.

[ranma1/2]

i was expecting a troll, but this works, i guess.

garlandolf is alright, but i prefer the gishkis over this card. (feel free to flame me for it )

[Legend Zero]

For the love of all...Please stop posting DN screenshots YCM, they're so stupid. ;~;

OT: I'm not commenting on the card, because you don't want a comment on the card. You want a "lol that's funny".

[ranma1/2]

[quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1344257914' post='5998704']
For the love of all...Please stop posting DN screenshots YCM, they're so stupid. ;~;
[/quote]
not even screenshots of a decklist on DN?

awkward life points are awkward.

[This Account is Unplayable]

I actually agree with Crab for once.

DN screenshots are fine when they're actually funny... most of the time they're just childish dumbassery.


OT: It's a bad Ritual hipster card, where people use it for the novelty even when it's worse than so many other rituals.

[Airride]

...It was more amusing when you were there :<