Those Chaos Xyz monsters everyone loves...

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Chaos Xyz: Comic Hero, Legend Arthur

[EARTH / Warrior / Rank 5 / Effect]

3 Level 5 monsters

Once per turn, when a monsters ATK is changed, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the difference between its original ATK and current ATK. If a Warrior-Type monster is attached to this card as an Xyz Material, this card gains this effect. • When this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyard, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card and banish that monster from the Graveyard. If you do, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the ATK of that monster.

[ATK: 3000 / DEF: 2400]

 

RUM targets: Number C39: Utopia Ray, Photon Papilloperative, Number 105: Burning Knuckler - Cestus the Meteor, Number 39: Utopia, Starliege Paladynamo, Number 10: Illumiknight, Shadow of the Six Samurai - Shien, Heroic Champion - Excalibur, Heroic Champion - Gandiva, Heroic Champion - Kusanagi, Gagaga Cowboy, Burning Knuckler - Leadblow the Bound Barbarian, Radiant Light Emperor Galaxion, One-Eyed Skill Gainer, Zubaba General

 

Chaos Xyz: Supercolossal Sky Fortress Babylon

[WIND / Machine / Rank 11 / Effect]

3 Level 11 monsters

When this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the destroyed monster's ATK in the Graveyard. If a Machine-Type monster is attached to this card as an Xyz Material, this card gains this effect. • During the Damage Step, if this attacking card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card, and if you do, it can make a second attack in a row.

[ATK: 3800 / DEF: 4000]

 

RUM targets: Superdimensional Robot Galaxy Destroyer, Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max

 

Chaos Xyz: Saimon, the Disciplinary High Priest

[LIGHT / Spellcaster / Rank 7 / Effect]

3 Level 7 monsters

Once per turn, you can target 1 monster your opponent controls and change its battle position. If a Spellcaster-Type monster is attached to this card as an Xyz Material, this card gains this effect. • Once during either player's turn, when an opponent's Spell/Trap Card is activated, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card to negate the activation, and if you do, destroy that card.

[ATK: 3000 / DEF: 2500]

 

RUM targets: Magi Magi ☆ Magician Gal

 

Chaos Xyz: Machine-Armored Djinn, Engeneral

[DARK / Fairy / Rank 5 / Effect]

3 Level 5 monsters

Once during either player's turn, you can change this card's battle position, and if you do, once during this turn, it cannot be destroyed by battle. If a Fairy-Type monster is attached to this card as an Xyz Material, this card gains this effect. • If a face-up Xyz Monster you control would be destroyed by a card effect, you can detach all Xyz Material(s) from this monster instead and inflict 500 damage to your opponent for each Xyz Material detached.

[ATK: 2600 / DEF: 1600]

 

RUM targets: Vylon Disigma, Fairy Cheer Girl, Number 16: Shock Master, Madolche Queen Tiaramisu

 

Chaos Xyz: Furious Flower Battleship, Taoyame

[EARTH / Plant / Rank 5 / Effect]

3 Level 5 monsters

When this card is Xyz Summoned, You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card to inflict 300 damage to your opponent for each card in their hand. If a Plant-Type monster is attached to this card as an Xyz Material, this card gains this effect. • Once per turn, during your Standby Phase, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card to inflict 300 damage to your opponent for each card on the field

[ATK: 2400 / DEF: 2000]

 

RUM targets: Number 50: Blackship of Corn

 

Chaos Xyz: Enthusiastic Coaching Overlord, Ultimatrainer

[FIRE / Warrior / Rank 9 / Effect]

4 Level 9 monsters

Once per turn, during your Main Phase, you can activate this effect to have this card become unaffected by the effects of Spell/Trap Cards until the End Phase. If a Warrior-Type monster is attached to this card as an Xyz Material, this card gains this effect. • Once per turn, you can detach all Xyz Materials from this card to draw card(s) equal to the number of Xyz Materials detached and reveal them. Destroy a number of card(s) on the field equal to the number of monsters drawn by this effect and inflict damage to your opponent equal to the combined ATK of those drawn monsters, then it becomes the End Phase of this turn. 

[ATK: 3800 / DEF: 2300]

 

RUM targets: Enthusiastic Coaching King Giantrainer

[Toffee.]

Ultimatrainer is absolutely beautiful.
Legend Arthur is pretty neat, just for the fact hes a walking Machu Mech, and could lead to some pretty interesting plays.
Taoyame is a little slow and seems wonky, but I can see why you made it that way. Cuz', you know, we don't need more copies of that Bombardment Bird.