Florida Accidentally Banned All Computers, Smart Phones In The State Through Internet Cafe Ban

[Legend Zero]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/08/florida-banned-computers_n_3561701.html

The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.


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[D.A._Sakuyamon]

-Live in Florida & reads this- I dont care.

[Kyng's Old Account]

 

As someone prospecting to join the legal career, this made me lose faith in humanity.

[Dementuo]

That's actually really f***ing hilarious. Good thing I live on the other side of the country.

[~British Soul~]

Even though I live in Britain, I still found this hilarious.

[Christian Exodia]

 

As someone prospecting to join the legal career, this made me lose faith in humanity.

A ton of them are idiotic. Just use logic once and they use things that are only good for personal belief to justify their opinion of why they are better than you, and, ergo, they're right and you're wrong.

[Tentacruel]

Oh Florida.

 

Part of me wants to leave, but it's just so entertaining here. 

[Christian Exodia]

Oh Florida.

 

Part of me wants to leave, but it's just so entertaining here. 

And all of its neighbors are laughing.

[Enrise]

I was wondering how you "accidentally" ban all computers and smart phones.

 

But then I ask this: who in the hell was the proofreader?

[Christian Exodia]

I was wondering how you "accidentally" ban all computers and smart phones.

 

But then I ask this: who in the hell was the proofreader?

Knowing how they are and how cheap some of them are, they probably proofread it themselves.

[Fusion X. Denver]

All that silliness aside, why did they want to ban Internet cafés in the first place? Apparently it provided internet for migrant workers and business is always good, isn't it?

[Christian Exodia]

All that silliness aside, why did they want to ban Internet cafés in the first place? Apparently it provided internet for migrant workers and business is always good, isn't it?

And that is always good.

 

Because they're idiots, simple enough.

[Legend Zero]

All that silliness aside, why did they want to ban Internet cafés in the first place? Apparently it provided internet for migrant workers and business is always good, isn't it?

I think it had to do with illegal gambling, but that isn't going to stop it. Basically, lol old people.

[Mehmani]

Here's a more pertinent question - do black people running internet cafes get shot too?

[Just Crouton]

Welcome to Obama's America. :D

 

Here's a more pertinent question - do black people running internet cafes get shot too?

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The police wouldn't be doing their jobs if they didn't...or does that only apply to Louisiana?

[.Corgi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcdstu9tftY

 

I think this video defines Florida.

[-Spider]

Florida are all outlaws. 

[Kyng's Old Account]

Florida are all outlaws. 

'cause that isn't a fascist generalisation whatsoever.

[-Spider]

'cause that isn't a fascist generalisation whatsoever.

Which is why I said it. 

[Kyng's Old Account]

Which is why I said it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY9xK8H0Mtk

[Tentacruel]

Thing is, it's not that they want you to stop gambling, it's that they want you to gamble at the casinos and the Florida lottery so they get their cut.  Very simple.