Bon Appetite, the Malicevorous Menu

[The Warden]

I love these little bastards, but by god are they s**tty, like, really, really s**tty. So, as I lways do, I make a bunch of support to de-crapify them.

Malicevorous Chef
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
Once per either player’s turn, you can target 1 monster your opponent controls: Increase the targets ATK by 1000, but it cannot declare an attack or activate its effect(s) this turn. You can only control 1 “Malicevorous Chef”.
ATK: 900 / DEF: 0

Malicevorous Waiter
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
You can send this card from your hand to the Graveyard; add 1 “Malicious Dining” Spell card from your Deck to your hand, then, take 800 damage. You can only activate the effect of “Malicevorous Waiter” once per turn.
ATK: 400 / DEF: 200

Malicevorous Dishpig
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
When a “Malicevorous” monster is Summoned by the effect of a “Malicevorous” monster (excluding itself): Draw 1 card, and, if that card was a “Malicevorous” monster, you can reveal it to your opponent to draw an additional card.
ATK: 100 / DEF: 700

Malicevorous Busboy
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
Once per turn: You can banish 2 “Malicious Dining” Spell cards from your Graveyard; add 1 “Malicious Dining” Spell card from your Deck to your hand. The effect of “Malicevorous Busboy” can only be activated once per turn.
ATK: 800 / DEF: 100

Malicevorous Plate
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
When this card is Summoned: You can increase the Level of all Level 2 Fiend-Type monsters you control by the number of “Malicevorous” monsters you control. Your opponent cannot target other Fiend-Type monsters for attacks. If you control a “Number 96: Black Mist”: Your opponent must attack that monster instead with all monsters they control.
ATK: 400 / DEF: 1400

Malicevorous Chopsticks
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
When this card is Normal Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 “Malicevorous” monster from your Deck, but its effects are negated. A monster Summoned by this effect cannot be used as an Xyz Material monster, except for the Summon of a DARK Xyz monster.
ATK: 500 / DEF: 500

Malicevorous Skewer
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
When this Attack Position card is destroyed by battle: You can Special Summon 2 “Malicevorous” monsters from your Deck in Attack Position, then, if this card was destroyed by an opponents monster attacking this card; destroy the monster that destroyed this card.
ATK: 100 / DEF: 1000

Malicevorous Cup
DARK
**
Fiend / Effect
When this card is sent to the Graveyard by a card effect: Add 1 “Malicevorous” monster from your Deck to your hand. When this card is Special Summoned by the effect of a “Malicevorous” monster: Target 1 “Malicevorous” monster in your Graveyard; Special Summon the target, but its effects are negated. Each effect of “Malicevorous Cup” can only be activated once per turn.
ATK: 300 / DEF: 600

Malicevorous Chef de Partie
DARK
RANK **
Fiend / Xyz / Effect
3 Level 2 monsters
When this card destroys a monster by battle: Attach it to this card as Xyz Material. (If the destroyed monster was an Xyz monster: Attach all Xyz Material that were attached to that monster to this card.) Once per turn: You can detach 2 Xyz Material from this card; increase this cards ATK by 1500 until your opponents End Phase.
ATK: 600 / DEF: 500

Malicevorous Sommelier
DARK
RANK **
Fiend / Xyz / Effect
2 Level 2 Fiend-Type monsters
Increase this cards ATK by 500 for each Xyz Material on this card. Once per turn: You can target 1 “Malicevorous” monster in your Graveyard; attach it to this card as Xyz Material.
ATK: 300 / DEF: 500

CXyz Malicevorous Maitre d’
DARK
RANK ***
Fiend / Xyz / Effect
3 Level 3 DARK Fiend-Type monsters
Increase this cards ATK by 800 for each Xyz Material on this monster. If this card has a “Malicevorous” Xyz monster as an Xyz Material, it gains this effect:
You can Special Summon any number of Xyz Material from this card to your field (except any attached Xyz monsters). Monsters Summoned by this effect cannot be used as Xyz Material for the Xyz Summon of a Rank 2 monster. During the End Phase: Attach to this card all monsters that were Summoned by this effect.
ATK: 400 / DEF: 1000

Malicious Dining - Poor Table Conduct
Normal Spell
Discard 1 Level 2 monster, then, add 2 “Malicevorous” monsters from your Deck to your hand.

Malicious Dining - Seconds Please!
Normal Spell
Add 2 “Malicevorous” monsters from your Graveyard to your hand.

Malicious Dining - Back for More
Normal Spell
Target 3 “Malicevorous” monsters in your Graveyard: Shuffle those targets into your Deck; add 1 “Malicevorous” monster from your Deck to your hand.

Rank-Up-Magic Malicious Dining Force
Normal Spell
Target 1 face up Rank 3 or lower Xyz monster you control; Special Summon from your Extra Deck, 1 “Number C” or “CXyz” monster that is 1 Rank higher than the monster you control, by using it as the Xyz Material. (This Special Summon is treated as an Xyz Summon. Xyz Materials attached to that target also become Xyz Materials on the Summoned monster.) While this card is in your Graveyard: You can detach 2 Xyz Materials from an Xyz monster you control; add this card to your hand.

Malicious Dining - Extra Servings
Continuous Spell
During the turn this card was activated: You can Normal Summon 1 “Malicevorous” monster as an additional Normal Summon. Once per turn: You can Normal Summon/Set 1 “Malicevorous” monster in addition to your Normal Summon/Set. (You can only gain this effect once per turn.)

Malicious Dining - Feeding Frenzy
Continuous Spell
When a “Malicevorous” monster you control attacks a monster your opponent controls with higher ATK: All Battle Damage you receive from that battle is halved, and, if you received Battle Damage; Draw 1 card.

Malicious Dining Table
Field Spell
Increase the ATK of DARK Rank 2 monsters and DARK Rank 3 monsters that were Summoned by using a DARK Rank 2 monster as an Xyz Material by 1000. Once per Battle Phase when a “Malicevorous” monster battles: The controller of the “Malicevorous” monster can send 2 “Malicevorous” monsters from their Deck to the Graveyard; increase the ATK of the “Malicevorous” monster by 1000, and decrease the ATK of the opposing monster by 500.

Stick a Fork in Em!
Normal Trap
Activate only during the Damage Step when a “Malicevorous” monster battles a monster with greater ATK. The ATK of the “Malicevorous” monster becomes the same as the opposing monster, and it cannot be destroyed by this battle. After this battle, when that “Malicevorous” destroys a monster by battle; Draw 1 card.

Stirling Service
Continuous Trap
When a “Malicevorous” monster you control is destroyed by your opponent (either by battle or by card effect): Special Summon 1 “Malicevorous” monster from your Deck with a different name. You can only activate the effect of "Stirling Service" once per turn.

Variant Shield V2.0
Continuous Trap
Negate the effects of a card that targets their opponents Level/Rank 2 monster or Rank 3 monster that was Summoned by using a Rank 2 monster as an Xyz Material.

[Toffee.]

Personally, I would give Chef a little more of a drawback.
I mean, yes, it boosts by 1000, but that part is a little redundant when it can't attack. Add to it, being a quick effect makes it a little extreme, if only for the sake of being able to interrupt monsters that could otherwise try and play around that.
Other then that Extra Servings could get out of hand, given the right scenario. Mostly just the turn you play it.
And Stirling Service shouldn't be stackable.

The rest, I didn't really see any massive issues with them or anything.

[The Warden]

See though Arm, I rewrit Chef, so now he stops their attack and effect activation, but only for that turn. He's like a comboed Chalice and TRoar, but only for decks that either rely on a starting monster to spam, or do one at a time. I think his drawback is sufficient enough now, as he gives them 1000 ATK and you can only control 1.

 

Yeah, Extra Servings is pretty crazy as a sort of double Tensen. You can stack them technically, but you would only ever get the first effect multiple times since the second. Granted, it has combo potential with both Chopsticks, Knife and Plate. Since Plate and Chopsticks/Knife together could make Heart-eartH. It's kinda hard to balance that and I'll have to think about it.

 

I should change that then.

 

I'm surprised you didn't comment on the searchable RUM

[AsmodeusCain]

First of all, the names of some of these cards are pretty...stick a fork in them indeed. But anyway, have you been watching the latest Yugioh Zexal? Because RUM Malicious Dining Force reminds me of RUM Astral Force, what with its return from the grave ability. Moreover, CXyz Malicevorous Maitre D's eff reminds me a lot of Etheric Mahes' eff, but that could just be me. On to suggestions, I think you should add a card that attaches Malicevorous monsters in the grave as Xyz Materials to Dark monsters on the field - this would allow you to reload Dark Mist, as well as power up Sommelier and Maitre D', and when you have Number 96 on the field you could basically control the battles in the duel. That's about it, but overall, I really like it! If these cards actually existed, it would've been much easier for me to make a extremely fast Number 96/Number 65 deck. Ah well...