Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother, When These 2400ATK Pylons Run Wild On Youuuuu? [Toyo Single]

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

I did a wrestling joke! I did a wrestling joke! Now that we've got that out of the way, welcome to this super-cheesy rendition of an RC-Thread, including 50 (Give or take) utterances of the word 'brother', brother. So, I've climbed down the Space Mountain, hopped into the spaceship loaded with the rocket fuel to descend upon RC, brother, where for the first time in 2014, there's an RC thread where the opening bit isn't generic cookie-cutter, brother.

Ooh yes, I can feel it, brother. I feel the urge to post once and never return for 5 weeks after bitching about how the place is dead, brother. Also, I might do some reveiwing, brother. It's about time Toyomania runs wild again after being sidelined for... pretty much all the time, brother.


[spoiler=The name may or may not have been inspired from the worst console Final Fantasy game ever, brother.]
2 Level 4 Special Summoned Monsters
Once per turn, during either player's turn: You can reveal 1 and discard another card in your hand: Negate the activation of an effect that activates in a player's hand and destroy it. When this card destroys a monster by battle: You can Detach 1 Xyz Material from this card and target 1 card in your opponent's hand; Reveal the target and destroy it if it has less ATK than this card or if it is a Spell or Trap card.
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And now that's done, brother, I can finally tell you about that time when I made that sex tap- Ohmygosh! An actual *insert Pokemon/Digimon/Persona/Final Fantasy Summon/ of choice*! *runs off into the distance*

[Maeriberii Haan]

You still have to construct an additional pylon, Toyo my brother.

 

The negation effect felt kinda too cheap in my opinion. Revealing any card for its cost is too damn trivial, brotha.

 

The on-hit effect is fair enough for me.

 

Also, brother. extra points for the image.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

So what do you suggest I change it to, brother? 

Reveal and discard something else? 'Cause, that's a logical step right there, brother. 

[Slinky]

name was inspired by FF6?

[Maeriberii Haan]

...how dare you saying FFVI as the worst FF....

 

Also, brother Toyo, yes I agree that reveal a monster + discard something else would be fair for this. The on-hit effect is already as potent as crack, brother.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

Swiftly edited with the force equal to or less than the production team of Ride to Hell: Retribution.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

Bump, in the name of the me!