Sunn O))) Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Oncer per turn: You can banish 1 monster from your Graveyard; Special Summon a number of "Fish & Bread Tokens" (Fish-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) equal to the Level of the banished monster to anywhere on the field. If this card is destroyed by a card effect: You can activate this effect; Special Summon this card during your 3rd Standby Phase after activation, and if you do, gain 2000 Life Points. Is this offensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunn O))) Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 ... I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugPhoenix Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Not really offensive, but goes in pop culture or AOC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vector Nightmare Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Not really offensive, but goes in pop culture or AOC Are you implying our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ wasn't real enough to fit in your realistic cards section? Burn in hell, heathen! OT: First effect needs nerf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunn O))) Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Are you implying our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ wasn't real enough to fit in your realistic cards section? Burn in hell, heathen! OT: First effect needs nerf. How should I nerf it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Last effect needs to return to the hand after those 2000 life gain because he resurrected, then ascended to the heavens after talking to his disciples. With that in mind and the wait, 2000 is not enough. Also, why is he only giving that set amount when coming back only and then leaving it at that? "He died for our sins. All our past sins and our sins to come". You should be gaining like 500 per turn while he's in the Graveyard or something. Why is he a Spellcaster? Are you implying he was just some magician? He needs to be at least Angel (Fairy) but Divine Beast fits (he's the lamb of god so yeah). His DEF should be much higher too. Make it gain 2000 more DEF as part of the effect, then you can have him switch to attack position after a while, since he was virtually untouchable unless he exposed himself for his plan. He even said to Pontius Pilate "You would have no power over me if I were not conceding it to you right now". So flavor 7/10 but it was a nice try. [/I'm still laughing while writing this] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeaux Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 1 card Plasma, I totally like this card, except for the fact it is Jesus Christ, I am a atheist. Pretty fun joke, made me laugh a lot. As already mentioned, it belongs to pop culture or any other cards section. If you do not want to get it moved or closed (admins may think it is offensive), just change the image and name, but then it would lose the flavor it has on both effects, especially the second one, so if you change the image and name, change it to something that can be reborn, phoenix or somethings like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fritzcat12 Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 sextuple facepalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 TO be fair it IS a sort of sensitive subject. The real card game avoids religious reference like the plage, so I don't think it should be anywhere on RC. If you were a bit more subtle about it, then maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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