Stupid Idea #5: Deckromancers

[Toffee.]

Oh boy... Here we go...

THIS IS THE RESULT OF A FEW DIFFERENT CONVERSATIONS

Dealer, Ghost Deckromancer
DARK / Level 4
[Pyro/Effect]
Once per turn: You can Banish the top card of your Deck face-down, and if you do, Set the top card of your Deck on your side of the field in Defense Position and treat it as a Normal Monster (ATK 0/DEF 1000). Then, change this card to face-down Defense Position. The card Set by this effect is Banished face-down if it is removed from the field. If this Set card is removed from the field by your Opponent's card effect, you can Banish face-down 1 card from the Opponent's hand or his/her side of the field.
ATK 1000 / DEF 2000

Flip, Deckromancer Card Player
DARK / Level 4
[Pyro/Effect]
Once per turn, during either player's turn, you can Banish 1 card from your hand face-down and Target 1 card on the field: Banish it face-down. Then, change this card to face-down Defense Position. If this Set card would be removed from the field, Banish is face-down. Then, Banish face-down the top 3 cards of both player's decks.
ATK 1800 / DEF 0

Sight, Magician Deckromancer
DARK / Level 4
[Pyro/Effect]
If you have 4 or more cards Banished face-down, you can Special Summon this card(from your hand). You can Target 1 card on your side of the field: Look through all cards that are currently Banished face-down, and add 1 of them to your hand. Then, Banish the Target face-down. Then, change this card to face-down Defense Position. This effect of "Sight, Magician Deckromancer" can only be activated once per turn. If this set card would be removed from the field, Banish it. Then, you can take 1 "Deckromancer" card from your Deck and Set it on your side of the field.
ATK 1400 / DEF 0

Fold, Deckromancer Slight-of-hand
DARK / Level 4
[Pyro/Effect]
If this card is Summoned, you can Set cards from the top of your Deck on your side of the field in Defense Position as a Normal Monsters (ATK 0/DEF 1000), up to the number of cards your Opponent controls. Then, change this card to face-down Defense Position. If this Set card is removed from the field, Banish it face-down. Then, if possible, both players Banish face-down 2 cards from their respective Extra Decks.
ATK 500 / DEF 2000

Full House, Deckromancer Deckmaster
DARK / Rank 4
[Pyro/Xyz/Effect]
You can only Xyz Summon this card using 2 Set cards on your side of the field as Xyz Material, during a turn in which you Normal Summoned a "Deckromancer" monster.
Xyz Materials attached to this card remain face-down. Any card sent to the Opponent's Graveyard is Banished face-down. If this card declares an attack, you can attach 1 Banished face-down card to this card as Xyz Material. If the Opponent activates the effect of a card, you can return 1 Xyz Material attached to this card to your Deck and Banish face-down 1 card from your hand: Negate the effect of that card and Banish it face-down. If your Opponent Special Summons a monster(s) from his/her Extra Deck, you can Banish this card face-down: Banish face-down the Summoned monster(s), and if you do, look at the Opponent's Extra Deck and Banish face-down up to 3 cards from them.
ATK 2700 / DEF 2000

Deckromancer Professional Shuffling
Spell
Banish the top card of your Deck face-down. Then, Draw 1 card. Then, Look at all cards currently Banished face-down, Select 1 of them, and place it on top of your Deck. Then, reveal 1 "Deckromancer" monster in your hand to your Opponent. If you cannot, Banish all cards in your hand face-down.

Deckromancer Reverse Shuffle
Spell
Banish face-down the top 3 cards of your Opponent's deck. Then, reveal 1 "Deckromancer" monster in your hand to your Opponent. If you cannot, Banish all cards in your hand face-down. During this turn, your Opponent cannot activate the effect of Set cards on his/her side of the field.

Deckromancer Vanishing Act
Spell / Quick-Play
Reveal 1 "Deckromancer" monster in your hand to your Opponent and Target 2, 1 from each side of the field: Banish them face-down. Then, Draw 1 card. You can only activate 1 "Deckromancer Vanishing Act" per turn.

Deckromancer Card Trick
Trap / Counter
If the Opponent activates the effect of a card OR Special Summons a monster(s), Banish face-down 1 other card on your side of the field: Banish face-down the activated card/Summoned monster. Then, you can Banish face-down 1 "Deckromancer" card from your Deck.

Deckromancer Deck-Necromancy
Trap
Look at all cards currently Banished face-down. If any of them are monster cards, select 1 of them and Special Summon it to your side of the field.

Deckromancer Deck Cutting
Trap / Continuous
You can only activate this Set card if you control a face-up "Decromancer" monster. The effects of other "Deckromancer" cards you control cannot be negated. Once per turn, during the Opponent's End Phase, you can take 1 "Deckromancer" card from your Deck and set it on your side of the field. You can only control 1 face-up "Deckromancer Deck Cutting".