I Locked Myself in a House with Pastry and No Phone Service, and Cut the Landlines

[Agro]

What happens next?

[Northern Sage]

I go in through the chimney.

To deliver presents.

[Nicο]

You thought it was pastry but it was I, Nico~

[Agro]

You thought it was pastry but it was I, Nico~

Close enough~

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

And yet there's internet still.

[Agro]

And yet there's internet still.

Shhh. It's a secret.

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

You thought it was pastry but it was I, Nico~

And yet there's internet still.

:O

[Agro]

:O

This is why I chained you/nags up.

[Yosuke-kun]

Use Nico as a battering ram against the door. If you get out you can get actual pastry.

[Agro]

Not until I'm done with the first sibling :3

[Simping For Hina]

You masturbated. 

[Agro]

You masturbated. 

Bad Dae! Not with company present!