Lunar Origins Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Get your fat ass some sugar, canola oil, and disposable razors from the store Mix 2 parts sugar to 1 part canola oil (I do one cup of sugar and half a cup of canola oil) Mix that fucking shit with your fucking hands you masochist Take a fucking bubble bath with your concoction somewhere near you Sit on the god damn edge of the bath and fucking scrub that sugary goodness wherever you want fucking amazing skin Shave wherever the fuck you scrubbed that shit with a razor (you'll see why I told you to get a disposable one you disgusting fuck) Take a god damn shower and rinse your ass off ??? FEEL FUCKING GREAT this has been a health and beauty psa you fucking faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 faggot kate, language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 kate, language faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 bad kate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Agro: Kate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 What if I want to feel like a god crab helmet? Is this procedure gender independent?.....or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 What if I want to feel like a god crab helmet? Is this procedure gender independent?.....or crab helmet is female, iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 crab helmet is female, iirc Crabby is many things. You assume I'm a male my steaky friend :Kappa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 But realtalk, I do recommend that you actually do this. What it does is rip off ALLLLL your nasty ass dead skin due to the abrasion (sugar is like sandpaper, apparently). The oil lubricates it and also moisturizes your skin. It makes you super soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 srsly dont call people faggots. that stopped being funny in 2011 and it shouldnt have been funny then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 But realtalk, I do recommend that you actually do this. What it does is rip off ALLLLL your nasty ass dead skin due to the abrasion (sugar is like sandpaper, apparently). The oil lubricates it and also moisturizes your skin. It makes you super soft. Wouldn't an exfoliate like Hydroquinone get the same result but be less messy? If you want fresh new skin, there's better methods to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Well, this is my method, and it's amazing. It's up to personal preference, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 If you want fresh new skin, there's better methods to do it. Yes like the jame gumb method Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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