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  1. Get your fat ass some sugar, canola oil, and disposable razors from the store
  2. Mix 2 parts sugar to 1 part canola oil (I do one cup of sugar and half a cup of canola oil)
  3. Mix that fucking shit with your fucking hands you masochist
  4. Take a fucking bubble bath with your concoction somewhere near you
  5. Sit on the god damn edge of the bath and fucking scrub that sugary goodness wherever you want fucking amazing skin
  6. Shave wherever the fuck you scrubbed that shit with a razor (you'll see why I told you to get a disposable one you disgusting fuck)
  7. Take a god damn shower and rinse your ass off
  8. ???
  9. FEEL FUCKING GREAT

this has been a health and beauty psa you fucking faggot

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But realtalk, I do recommend that you actually do this.  What it does is rip off ALLLLL your nasty ass dead skin due to the abrasion (sugar is like sandpaper, apparently).  The oil lubricates it and also moisturizes your skin.

 

It makes you super soft.

Wouldn't an exfoliate like Hydroquinone get the same result but be less messy? If you want fresh new skin, there's better methods to do it.

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