H-hey Rick!

[VCR_CAT]

H-hey Rick, check it out! Rick I made a deck for Duel Network! Looks pretty great, huh! I can finally start getting some wins!

 

Morty get rid of that sheet, Morty! You made DARK WORLDS, Morty! I-i-it's a crappy deck, Morty, it's for scrubs!

 

You don't get it, Rick! Grapha's really strong! h-h-he's a free summon, and I get to pop any card I want!

 

You know what Dark Worlds are Morty? Bad! They're just some *burp* easy, bad deck Konami made for noobs like you! Just throw it out and make something good for once!

 

You know Rick I've had it! I've had it, Rick! I-I can make some really cool plays with this deck, Rick! And you know something? The Meta's not all that, y'know! So what, is it just some, stupid, dumb deck that a lot of people play? It's just some stupid popularity contest, th-th-they're not even that much better I bet!

 

Don't be an idiot, Morty! Y-y-y-you'd never last in the meta, Morty! You'd never last a day! And you know why, Morty? It's because you run sheet decks Morty, that's why! Dark Worlds are so bad that the Rogue meta uses them as toilet paper, Morty! Toilet paper! You know, the stuff you rub inside your BUTT?

 

I know what toilet paper is, Rick, I'm not stupid!

 

Yeah, I'm sure you're not, Morty

 

And you know something else, Rick? I'm gonna enter a tournament! Yeah! I'm gonna make this Dark World deck, and I'll show you! I-I-I'll win, Rick! I'll win and then you'll-you'll be sorry!

 

Yeah, really fu*burp* real funny Morty! Go be a casual, you'll probably lose your first game and come crying home!

 

I don't need this, y-you know! I'll win, and then-then you'll see!

 

Fine, go circle-jerk with your filthy *belch* casual friends, Morty! You're playing a bad deck, Morty! You're gonna make an idiot out of yourself!

 

Yeah, whatever Rick, you'll see!

 

Yeah, I-I'm sure I will, Morty!

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

wut

[goodfusion]

Just play singles, and he'll be fine.