TCG/OCG/Anime Joke Erratas (feel free to post your own here)

[I Hate Snatch Steal]

As the title says, feel free to reply with your own joke erratas

 

Inspired by this thread:

http://www.pojo.biz/board/showthread.php?t=792397&highlight=anime+joke+erratas

 

and this one:

http://www.pojo.biz/board/showthread.php?t=1069305&highlight=anime+joke+erratas

 

Dragged down into the grave:

"Activate if you have only "Dark World" monsters in your hand. Both players reveal their hands, each player chooses 1 card from their opponent's hand, then you discard the chosen cards from both players' hands, then both players draw 1 card.

 

Shooting Star Dragon

 

1 Tuner Synchro Monster + "Stardust Dragon"
This card cannot be special summoned except by the effect of "Shooting Quasar Dragon", unless "Shooting Quasar Dragon" isn't legal in your region yet. Once per turn: You can excavate the top 5 cards of your Deck, shuffle them back in, also this card's maximum number of attacks per Battle Phase this turn equals the number of Tuner monsters excavated. Once per turn, during either player's turn, when a card or effect is activated that would destroy a card(s) on the field: You can negate the effect, and if you do, destroy it. Once per turn, when an opponent's monster declares an attack: You can target the attacking monster; banish this card, and if you do, negate that attack. Durinlg the next End Phase: Special Summon this card banished by this effect.

 

Preforamaple Hip Hippo (anime):

If you are "Yuya Sakaki", Keep this card in your deck anyway for several seasons even though you don't need it to make plays after episode 1. This card can be treated as 2 Tributes for the tribute summon of a monster.

 

Numeron Network (anime):

If this card is in your possession, you may begin the duel with it activated without telling your opponent that you have. If that wasn't unfair/lame/contrived enough, This card cannot be destroyed unless someone finds the physical copy of it first. [rest of numeron network's effect]

 

Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon (anime)

This card must be summoned every time you duel. [rest of odd-eyes's effect]

 

Spell Textbook (anime):

After activation, send your entire hand to the graveyard (if possible), then select 1 "Card of Sanctity" from your deck and activate it.