Resident Fascist Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Edit: This aint anythang mo' than a rant. Don't read too hard tha funk into it, I aint tryin ta preach shiznit or remake everyonez minds. This will git locked/removed one way or tha other cuz there be a no freedom of rap here, as once proved by Rodrigoz big-ass post bein removed yo, but dat was Crab Helmet days, so letz hope we up in a funky-ass betta ghetto n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Everyone n' mah playas bein "untouchable". If one of mah thugss freshly smoked up on tha forum, you can blatantly trashtalk n' flame them, n' no one will blink a eye. If it comes ta established people, every last muthafuckin thangz slick n' ideal n' you can't say anything. Like seriously, what tha funk tha funk, biatch? Fuckin tumblr menstruality. Yeah, you posted a cold-ass lil cute yo, but shitty deck. Dope fo' you, biatch. Now take on tha jive-ass shiznit (and fo'sho, "redo tha deck" is valid criticism) n' grow up a lil. Fad afta fad afta fad afta fad. Y'all KNOW dat sheet, muthafucka! Muthafuckas legit take enjoyment from this, biatch? From bustin a random thang any suckas on tha forum did ta be "cool" cuz you like others, biatch? Name fads, status fad, misc fads, you name dat sheet. If you need such a "fake" sense of belongin ta a group, you should rethink some thangs n' maybe try makin actual playas. Trust me, itz better. Misc. Like straight-up, why do dis section even exist. Well shiiiit, it dropped tha average IQ of mah playas on dis forum at least by 10 points cuz while one of mah thugs was a retard before, they was forced ta act like not cuz rulez disallowed to. Now playas is allowed ta act like retardz n' itz fuckin shiznit n' itz leakin ta other sections n' status bar. "Roleplayers" fo' realz. And no, I don't mean actual roleplayers, dem playas is cool. I mean playas whoz ass act like they up in tha fuckin anime. It aint nuthin but fine if you playin a gangbangin' full Shun Raidraptor deck, or random E-Heroes, whatever you want fo' realz. All good. Y'all KNOW dat sheet, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! But don't act like you up in tha anime, trashin n' shittin over every last muthafuckin thang thatz tier 1 up in dis game, callin decks skilless etc. Muthafuckas not realizin dat dis game is fuckin bout ballin up in da most thugged-out optimal way possible. "Lock yo' opponent down" IS da most thugged-out optimal way possible like a shitload of tha times. Boring, biatch? Yes yes y'all. Is you allowed ta dislike tha fact, biatch? Yes yes y'all. But just cuz tha game took dat direction, don't mean itz "broken" or "degenerate". This game aint constantly bein powercrept n' Konami aint literally Hitla regardin dis game. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some chizzlez they do (and cardz they print) is dumb yo, but tha entire "YGO is fuckin horrible" circlejerk is literally disgusting. Yo ass is on a YGO forum. If you wanna trash tha game, go somewhere else. Especially if you git all defensive when one of mah thugs disses yo' fad or straight-up anime. Muthafuckas wit too much time on they hands. Go out. Read a funky-ass book. Take up a hobby. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Quit fuckin bustin yo' entire dizzle on tha net, n' most of dat time, on YCM. If yo' entire game revolves round tha status bar n' misc, suttin' is VERY VERY VERY wack wit you n' you should probably look back n' straighten some paths. Especially if yo' utta boredom leadz you ta comin up wit lies ta make yo' internizzle persona mo' interesting. Justice warriors everywhere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Everthingz thugged-out n' fluffy n' mah playas is slick n' "you should just let playas do what tha funk they wanna do". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sure, some thangs aren't forbidden by tha rulez yo, but tha amount of shiznit some playas pull up is just wack at times, n' nah, I should sit back n' shut tha funk up cuz "people is just havin fun" fo' realz. And before anything, I gots a big-ass dose of warns up in mah game so all I be bustin is gettin properly punished n' I be straight-up aware of dem punishments bein justified. Mods. I be gonna say it yo. Half of playas on dis joint shouldn't be modz cuz they not fit fo' tha sections or just do plain shitty thang at dat yo, but I be thinkin dis has been holla'd at mo' than needed. There is a metric fuckton of def playas on dis forum. Black, Rodrigo, Koko, Dawg Mackdaddy, Komaeda, Taco, mido, Night, Rai, CowCow, tha list goes on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But then there be a a huge, huge, big-ass pit of not a god damn thang but memes, fads, spam n' circlejerks. If I want all of that, I be bout ta git all up in reddit. Is it me bein salty, biatch? Yes yes y'all. Is it me bein fuckin obnoxious, biatch? Yes yes y'all. Is it me bein a jabroni like usual, biatch? Yes yes y'all. I aint hidin dis sheet. I know dat aside from bein a thugged-out decent YGO playa, I be a huge, impulsive, buggin, obnoxious jabroni fo' realz. And I don't hide that. Maybe playas should just stop hidin they flaws as well. Da ghetto, n' dis forum, would be a funky-ass betta place if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I love you, Shard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Had the whole thing narrated by Chalky White in my mind, it was a journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I did it first! I posted it then immediately removed it because it used the word that went too far quite, uh, profusely. EDIT: I like this version better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 [spoiler=Your move]Edeet: Thees isn't unytheeng mure-a thun a runt. Dun't reed tuu herd intu it, I'm nut tryeeng tu preech stooffff oor remeke-a iferyune-a's meends. Bork Bork Bork! Thees veell get lucked/remufed oone-a vey oor zee oozeer becoose-a zeere-a's nu freedum ooff speech here-a, es oonce-a prufed by Rudreegu's hooge-a pust beeeng remufed, boot thet ves Creb Helmet deys, su let's hupe-a ve-a're-a in a better vurld reeght noo. Bork Bork Bork! Iferyune-a und iferyune-a beeeng "untuoocheble-a". Iff sumeune-a's noo oon zee furoom, yuoo cun bletuntly treshtelk und fleme-a zeem, und nu oone-a veell bleenk un iye-a. Iff it cumes tu istebleeshed peuple-a, iferytheeng's perffect und ideel und yuoo cun't sey unytheeng. Leeke-a sereeuoosly, vhet zee foock? Foockeeng toomblr menteleety. Yeeh, yuoo pusted a coote-a, boot sheetty deck. Guud fur yuoo. Noo teke-a oon zee creeticism (und yes, "redu zee deck" is feleed creeticism) und groo up a leettle-a. Bork Bork Bork! Fed effter fed effter fed effter fed. Peuple-a legeet teke-a injuyment frum thees? Frum dueeng a rundum theeng iferyune-a ilse-a oon zee furoom deed tu be-a "cuul" becoose-a yuoo're-a leeke-a oozeers? Neme-a feds, stetoos fed, meesc feds, yuoo neme-a it. Iff yuoo need sooch a "feke-a" sense-a ooff belungeeng tu a gruoop, yuoo shuoold retheenk sume-a theengs und meybe-a try mekeeng ectooel freeends. Troost me-a, it's better. Bork Bork Bork! Meesc. Leeke-a reelly, vhy dues thees secshun ifee ixeest. It drupped zee eferege-a IQ ooff iferyune-a oon thees furoom et leest by 10 pueents becoose-a vheele-a sumeune-a ves a reterd beffure-a, zeey vere-a furced tu ect leeke-a nut becoose-a rooles deesellooed tu. Noo peuple-a ere-a ellooed tu ect leeke-a reterds und it's foockeeng sheet und it's leekeeng tu oozeer secshuns und stetoos ber. Bork Bork Bork! "Rulepleyers". Und nu, I dun't meun ectooel rulepleyers, thuse-a peuple-a ere-a cuul. I meun peuple-a vhu ect leeke-a zeey're-a in zee foockeeng uneeme-a. It's feene-a iff yuoo're-a pleyeeng a fooll Shoon Reeedreptur deck, oor rundum I-Herues, vhetefer yuoo vunt. Ell guud. Boot dun't ect leeke-a yuoo're-a in zee uneeme-a, tresheeng und sheetting oofer iferytheeng thet's teeer 1 in thees geme-a, celleeng decks skeelless itc. Bork Bork Bork! Peuple-a nut reeleezing thet thees geme-a is foockeeng ebuoot veenning in zee must oopteemel vey pusseeble-a. "Luck yuoor ooppunent doon" IS zee must oopteemel vey pusseeble-a qooeete-a a lut ooff zee teemes. Bureeng? Yes. Ere-a yuoo ellooed tu deeslike-a zee fect? Yes. Boot joost becoose-a zee geme-a tuuk thet durecshun, duesn't meun it's "brukee" oor "degenerete-a". Bork Bork Bork! Thees geme-a isn't cunstuntly beeeng pooercrept und Kunemee isn't leeterelly Heetler regerdeeng thees geme-a. Sume-a chueeces zeey du (und cerds zeey preent) ere-a doomb, boot zee inture-a "YGO is foockeeng hurreeble-a" curclejerk is leeterelly deesgoosting. Yuoo're-a oon a YGO furoom. Iff yuoo vunna tresh zee geme-a, gu sumoohere-a ilse-a. Ispeceeelly iff yuoo get ell deffenseefe-a vhee sumeune-a insoolts yuoor fed oor fefureete-a uneeme-a. Bork Bork Bork! Peuple-a veet tuu mooch teeme-a oon zeeur hunds. Gu oooot. Reed a buuk. Teke-a up a hubby. Stup foockeeng spendeeng yuoor inture-a dey oon zee net, und must ooff thet teeme-a, oon YCM. Iff yuoor inture-a leeffe-a refulfes eruoond zee stetoos ber und meesc, sumetheeng is FERY FERY FERY vrung veet yuoo und yuoo shuoold prubebly luuk beck und streeeghtee sume-a peths. Ispeceeelly iff yuoor utter buredum leeds yuoo tu cumeeng up veet leees tu meke-a yuoor internet persuna mure-a interesteeng. Bork Bork Bork! Joosteece-a verreeurs iferyvhere-a. Ifertheeng's coote-a und flooffffy und iferyune-a is perffect und "yuoo shuoold joost let peuple-a du vhet zeey vunt tu du". Soore-a, sume-a theengs eree't furbeeddee by zee rooles, boot zee emuoont ooff sheet sume-a peuple-a pooll oooot is joost reedicooluoos et teemes, und neh, I shuoold seet beck und shoot up becoose-a "peuple-a ere-a joost hefeeng foon". Und beffure-a unytheeng, I gut a hooge-a duse-a ooff verns in my leeffe-a su ell I'm dueeng is getteeng pruperly pooneeshed und I'm foolly evere-a ooff thuse-a pooneeshments beeeng joosteeffied. Bork Bork Bork! Muds. I'm gunna sey it. Helff ooff peuple-a oon thees seete-a shuooldn't be-a muds becoose-a zeey're-a nut feet fur zee secshuns oor joost du pleeen sheetty jub et thet, boot I theenk thees hes beee tuld mure-a thun needed. Bork Bork Bork! Zeere-a ere-a a metreec foocktun ooff cuul peuple-a oon thees furoom. Bleck, Rudreegu, Kuku, Dug Keeng, Kumeeda, Tecu, meedu, Neeght, Reee, CooCoo, zee leest gues oon. Boot zeen zeere-a's a hooge-a, hooge-a, hooge-a peet ooff nutheeng boot memes, feds, spem und curclejerks. Iff I vunt ell ooff thet, I'll gu tu reddeet. Bork Bork Bork! Is it me-a beeeng selty? Yes. Bork Bork Bork! Is it me-a beeeng foockeeng oobnuxeeuoos? Yes. Bork Bork Bork! Is it me-a beeeng un esshule-a leeke-a usooel? Yes. Bork Bork Bork! I'm nut heeding thet. I knoo thet eseede-a frum beeeng a decent YGO pleyer, I'm a hooge-a, impoolseefe-a, unnuyeeng, oobnuxeeuoos esshule-a. Und I dun't heede-a thet. Bork Bork Bork! Meybe-a peuple-a shuoold joost stup heeding zeeur flevs es vell. Zee vurld, und thees furoom, vuoold be-a a better plece-a iff su. Bork Bork Bork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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