Just Crouton Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 What seemed to be an ordinary health inspection turned into a nightmare for tea shop owner, British Soul. 45 minutes ago, British Soul's tea shop, famous for its tea, was burned to the ground. British was in the middle of a sudden, late-night health inspection, when the health inspector revealed himself to be Gotham City pyromaniac, Firefly, and set fire to the shop. Within moments, deranged criminal-killer BATMAN (author's note: BATMAN threatened to kill us if we didn't spell his name this way to distinguish himself from "inferior" Batmen.) pulled himself away from breaking a local pimp's neck and rescued British Soul from the fire, however Firefly was gone by the time BATMAN arrived. (British Soul, after being rescued by BATMAN) Firefly's motives for this attack are unknown. However, the presence of rival companies in the area suggests foul play, according to The Goddamn BATMAN (Author's note: BATMAN threatened to kill us if we didn't refer to him as "The Goddamn BATMAN" at least once in this article.) "Just like on my Earth, Firefly will be brought to justice...IN HELL. HELL. OR THE NEXT BEST THING." BATMAN declared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Can confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Oh bollocks... owait I was there. Guess I'll have to rebuild it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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