Revised Performapals (revised versions of a few) (written)

[The Highlander]

You propably saw it already how awful certain performapals are, under this topic I will revise a few of them to make them more like how they should have been to begin with (there might also be a few revised D/D cards). I will soon add new cards.

Now then let us begin:

 

Performapal Elephammer     EARTH

Level 6

Beast/Effect

If you control 2 or more "Performapal" cards or control no cards, you can Normal Summon this card without Tributing. Cannot attack unless you control another "Performapal" card. When this is Normal or Pendulum Summoned; Negate the effects of all face-up cards in your opponent's Spell and Trap Card Zone until the End Phase.

While this card is in your Graveyard, you can tribute 1 monster you control; add this card to your hand.

You can only activate this effect of "Performapal Elephammer" once per turn.

           2600/1800

 

Performapal Kaleidoscorp       LIGHT

Level 6  Scale: 4/4

Insect/Pendulum/Effect

PE: Once per turn , the first time (a) "Performapal" monster(s) would be destroyed by an opponent's card (either by battle or a card effect), it is not destroyed.

       If you have a "Performapal" card in your other pendulum Zone you can activate this effect; Increase or Decrease the Pendulum Scales of both cards in your Pendulum Zones by 1 until the End Phase.

ME: Once per turn: You can target 1 face-up monster you control; this turn, it can attack all Special Summoned monsters your opponent controls, once each.

       When this card is destroyed by your opponent's card (either by battle or a card effect): You can add 1 face-up "Performapal" card from your Extra Deck to your hand. You can only use each effect of "Performapal Kaleidoscorp" once per turn and only once that turn.

                       100/2300

 

Performapal Springoose                 WIND

Level 5        

Winged Beast/Effect

You can discard this card and target one "Performapal" or "Magician" card you control; Add it to your hand.

You can banish this card from your Graveyard, then target 2 cards among the Pendulum Monsters you control and/or the "Magician" and "Performapal" cards in your Pendulum Zone; return both to the hand. You can only use each effect of "Performapal Springoose" once per turn and only once that turn.

                 1100/2400

 

Performapal Bowhopper          EARTH

Level 4

Insect/Effect

You can Tribute 1 "Performapal" monster; inflict damage to your opponent equal to the Level it had on the field x 100 (original Level, if face-down). You can Tribute 1 "Performapal" monster, then target 1 "Performapal" monster in your Graveyard other than the Tributed monster; add it to your hand.

While this card is in your Graveyard, you can tribute 1 monster you control; add this card to your hand.

You can only use each effect of "Performapal Bowhopper" once per turn.

                  1500/1500

 

Performapal Skeeter Skimmer      WATER

Level 4

Insect/Effect

When this face-up Attack Position card is targeted for an attack or effect: You can change this card to face-up Defence Position, and if you do, negate that attack/effect.

You can banish this card from your Graveyard, except the turn it is send to the Graveyard; add 1 "Performapal" card, except for "Performapal Skeeter Skimmer" from your Deck to your hand.

You can only activate this effect of "Performapal Skeeter Skimmer" once per turn.

                  500/1600

 

Performapal Stamp Turtle    WATER

Level 4

Aqua/Effect

Once per turn: You can target up to 2 face-up monsters on the field; increase their Levels by 1.

You can target 2 face-up "Performapal" cards in your Extra Deck; Shuffle them into your Deck and add 1 "Performapal", "Magician" Pendulum Monster or "Odd-Eyes" monster from your deck to your hand.

You can only use this effect of "Performapal Stamp Turtle" once per turn.

                  100/1800

 

Performapal La Panda           EARTH

Level 3             Scale (3/3)

Beast/Pendulum/Effect

PE: Once per turn: You can increase this card's Pendulum Scale by 1 for each "Performapal" monster you control (max. 12), you cannot Pendulum Summon for the rest of this turn.

ME:    The Pendulum Summon of "Performapal" monsters cannot be negated, while this card is face-up on the field.

           When a Pendulum Monster you control is targeted for an attack: You can negate the attack.

                                      800/800

 

     Performapal Hip Hippo      EARTH

     Level 3          Scale (7/7)

     Beast/Pendulum/Effect

     PE:   Level 5 or higher "Performapal" and "Odd-Eyes" monsters you control cannot be targeted by cards or effetcs your opponent controls.

     ME:  After you Normal Summon this card, you can Tribute Summon 1 Level 7 or higher monster in face-upo Attack Position during your Main Phase this turn, in addition to your Normal Summon/Set. (You can only gain this effect once per turn.)

You can banish this card you control to add 1 "Odd-Eyes" monster from your Deck to your hand.

You can only use this effect of "Performapal Hip Hippo" once per turn.

                      800/800

 

Performapal Pendulum Sorcerer       EARTH

Level 4  Scale (2/2)

PE: If a "Performapal" monster(s) is Pendulum Summoned to your side of the field: All "Performapal" monsters you control gain 1000 ATK until the end of this turn.

ME: If this card is Pendulum Summoned: You can target up to 2 cards you control, except "Performapal Pendulum Sorcerer"; destroy them, and if you do, add "Performapal" monsters with different names from your Deck to your hand, equal to the number of cards destroyed, except "Performapal Pendulum Sorcerer", then if this card leaves the field it is banished instead, also it cannot be used as Xyz Material. You can only use this effect of "Performapal Pendulum Sorcerer" once per turn.

                         1500/800

 

 Performapal Trampolynx       EARTH

Level 2                    Scale (5/5)

Beast/Pendulum/Effect

PE: When you Pendulum Summon a monster(s): You can target 1 card in either player's Pendulum Zone; return it to the hand. You can only use this effect of "Performapal Trampolynx" once per turn.

ME: When this card is Normal Summoned: You can target 1 card in either player's Pendulum Zone; return it to the hand.

        When this card is Pendulum Summoned: You can target 1 face-up "Performapal" card in your Extra Deck; add it toyour hand.

        You can only use this effect of "Performapal Trampolynx" once per turn.

                                       300/300

[The Highlander]

Added Trampolynx.

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