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Bodybuilder slaps around mentally disabled guy


Just Crouton

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I'm confused

what's happening exactly?

Jason Genova (the guy in yellow) sends a troll army to mess with fitness YouTubers, including Rich Piana (synthol guy.) Rich calls out Jason for it in the video, Jason apologizes, Rich pressures him into slap boxing to get some payback, then slaps him around. Rich is getting lots of flak for it, including from other people Jason has trolled.

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On February 22nd, 1985, a young potato by the name of Jason Genova was plucked from the ripe California soil by a kindly Jewish couple and transported to the fine state of Florida where he could grow up free from the predjudices of the paleo loving citzens of California directed against tubers and other starchy carbohydrates. Little is known of Jason's early life. We can surmise he was never an 'A' student during his schoolboy years and his lack of a GED adds to that impression, an illustration of this is an anecdote from the time he tried out for the football team (from a guy who knew Jason from high school, posted by Andrew on The Misc):

 

"Jason once tried out for the Varsity football team, the guys who were on the team used to funk with him. One of the things they once had him do, was put on all of his gear and tell him, in order to make the team he had to tackle a tree. So Jason chrged full speed at the same tree over and over trying to tackle it and take it down. Each time he'd try to tackle it and it wouldnt go down he got more and more angry. Finally someone let him in on the prank and he supposedly stormed off."

 

With that insight into Jason's educational adventure we skip forward in time to the "My Storie" video; Jason has gotten his foot on the employment ladder and is a bag boy at the US shopping chain "Publix" (despite being sent home a few times by management for stinking too badly,) he has also forgone his promising powerlifting/UFC career after the death of his girlfriend sent him into a spiral of anti depressants and gay porn. With his job in Publix in hand and his dead girlfriend/G4P past firmly in his rear view mirror, Jason decided to dedicate himself once more to the art of physical well being and health by taking up the drug fueled, corrupt, homo erotic sport of bodybuilding to honour his dead father. Little did he know how successful he would be at the sport and how much influence he would gain.

 

Shortly after his historic decision to enter the sport of bodybuilding, Genova picked up a film crew by the names "Jonas" and "Joey Joe Joe". They filmed the first "My Storie" Video and we caught the first glimpse of Jason's changling nature with his first AKA Giovanni. To this day no one knows the true reason for Jason creating a new name for himself. Did he forget how to pronounce Genova? Was he trying to separate the real Jason from the fictional character he was going to become? Was this the first indication that The Claw had a mind of its own?

 

We will never know what truly permeates the starchy confines of the Spaniard's soft potatoey head, what compels him to utter inanities while twirling on the spot like a tea-pot. But we are grateful, as the ever increasing rate of his nicknames/aka's suggest he is shaking of the human conditioning instilled in him by his parents and is preparing to return to the soil as his grasp of reality loosens. Witness in his latest videos the twirling fingers, twitches as he prepares to become a root vegetable once again. There is however another presence in Jason's life (aside from all the homos pretending to be chicks in an effort to get pics of the Spaniards spicy chorizo) it is "The Claw." no one knows when it first appeared, only that it exists.

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