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A summary of the entirety of Jojo


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  • Part 1: A Muscly English Lord beats up his Gay Vampire Stepbrother with Tibetan martial arts he learned from a random stereotypical Italian Guy.
  • Part 2: Muscly English Lord the III fights the Aztec Gods of Lifting; with cross-dressing, friendly Nazis, light-hearted Oedipal complexes, and extreme asspulls.
  • Part 3: The heir to the muscle-man legacy, Muscly Japanese Punk, gets a ghost that punches stuff. He proceeds to go on a road trip with his grandpa and friends to punch guys for his sick mother.
  • Part 4: The bastard son of Muscly the III, Just-Regular Japanese Punk, dicks about Japan with his dumb friends and their punch ghosts messing with people. Eventually one of them messes with an ordinary Salary-man/Serial-killer and sheet goes down.
  • Part 5: Punch Ghosts meet the Godfather! Less Gay Justin Bieber joins up with a gang of Italian Fashion Rejects to try and take them over so they stop selling drugs to kids.
  • Part 6: Punch Ghosts go to Prison! Muscly Japanese Punk's daughter, Florida Woman, gets framed for a crime and sent to prison. There she forms a crew with Punch Ghosts to follow in her fathers footsteps; beating up a Gay Priest and his friends for reasons.
  • Part 7: Punch Ghosts go Brokeback! A Puny Cripple gets tossed on a horse to learn how to spin around like this one Italian Dude. Both of them find Jesus along the way.
  • Part 8: An Amnesiac Man With Congenital Defects searches for meaning and identity. Finds Rock-Hard Dudes instead.

 

I just saved you 3 months of reading the manga at a sane persons pace

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