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BREAKING NEWS: CowCow won his first martial arts match and has beem challenged by MACHISMO.


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The former emperor/occasional superhero/ice cream shop owner crushed the competition rather easily. His signature move is the Belly Flop Beat Down.

 

News of this beastly fighting cow eventually reached wrestler/boxer/marital arts master MACHISMO, who admitted CowCow was good, but then confidently remarked "The day CowCow defeats me will be the day I defect to Russia; Never."

 

When CowCow heard this, he said "Well, I hope you enjoy Russian vodka, bruh." We do not know when their fight will take place.

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