The Neo God Cards

[infinity234]

So one thing that has always bothered me about how Konomi had released the Egyptian God cards is that they were too afraid to give the God cards (except Obelisk, he kinda got off pretty well) their real effects because they were afraid of the cards being too strong (cause it's not like that was the point of the cards) or too hard to write card text for. So to make up for that, I figured that I would write up what I would call the Neo God Cards. These would be upgraded forms of the God cards to literally make them Gods almost immune to power creep, Because i hate that like the only God card that is still  somewhat useable in today's game is Obelisk (and maybe Ra if you want to count his two support cards). I know that with how I made these cards almost completely overpowered these are almost unrealistic cards, but I feel like the God cards are the type of cards that deserve an almost unparalleled power sense to them because they are the Gods of Yugioh. Let me know what you guys think  of these cards :)

 

 

Slifer The Ultimate Sky Dragon

Lv. 12 DIVINE Divine-Beast type ?/? 

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card must be Special Summoned (From the hand) by tributing 1 monster whose original name is "Slifer the Sky Dragon" you control that was normal summoned and cannot be special summoned by other ways. This card's summon cannot be negated. When this card is summoned, your opponent cannot activate cards or effects. This card is unaffected by trap effects. This card is unaffected by monster effects, except from DIVINE attributed monsters. This card cannot be targeted or destroyed by spell effects. This cards attack is equal to the number of cards in it's controller's hand x 1500. During your draw phase, you can draw two cards for your normal draw instead of 1. While this card is face-up on the field, it's controller does not have a hand size limit. If a monster is summoned or flipped Face-up, it loses 2000 atk and def. If the monsters affected by this effect has it's attack become 0 due to this card's effect, negate it's effects and banish it. You can only control 1 Face-up "Slifer the Ultimate Sky Dragon". 

 

 

Obelisk the Ultimate Tormentor

Lv. 12 DIVINE Divine-Beast type 5000/5000

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card must be Special Summoned (From the hand) by tributing 1 monster whose original name is "Obelisk the Tormentor" you control that was normal summoned and cannot be special summoned by other ways. This card's summon cannot be negated. When this card is summoned, your opponent cannot activate cards or effects. This card is unaffected by trap effects. This card is unaffected by monster effects, except from DIVINE attributed monsters. This card cannot be targeted or destroyed by spell effects. You can tribute 2 monsters you control to negate the effects of all face-up cards you opponent controls and banish all cards they control. your opponent cannot activate cards or effects, except the effects of Divine Monsters, in response to this effect. During your End Phase, you can deal 1000 points of damage to your opponent. You can only control 1 Face-up "Obelisk the Ultimate Tormentor". 

 

 

The Ultimate Winged Dragon of Ra

Lv. 12 DIVINE Divine-Beast type ?/?

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card must be Special Summoned (From the hand) by tributing 1 monster whose original name is "The Winged Dragon of Ra" you control and cannot be special summoned by other ways. This card's summon cannot be negated. When this card is summoned, your opponent cannot activate cards or effects. This card is unaffected by trap effects. This card is unaffected by monster effects, except from DIVINE attributed monsters. This card cannot be targeted or destroyed by spell effects.  When this card is summoned, target up to 5 monsters in your graveyard that were sent from the field to the graveyard, this cards original attack and defense is equal to the combined attack and defense (respectively) of the targeted monsters. You can pay Life points until you have 100 left, then this card gains attack and defense equal to the amount of life points paid. Once per turn, during either players turn, you can make this card's attack and defense 0, then gain life points equal to the attack this card had. Once per turn, during either players turn, you can tribute any number of monsters you control, this card gains attack and defense equal to the amount the tributed monsters had on the field. You can pay 1000 life points to banish all cards your opponent controls. Your opponent cannot activate cards and effects in response to this effect. You can only control 1 Face-up "The Ultimate Winged Dragon of Ra". 

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

One thing I need to mention is that the max. 5000 printed ATK/DEF limit is enforced in this section; you need to lower Neo Obelisk's power down to that limit. Said limit exists because no real card exceeds this limit (and don't say that Number C1000 breaks this limit with 10,000 printed ATK, because it and iC1000 are just Boss Duel cards and plain dumb anyway).

 

Out of fairness though, only Ra needed a boost because legal regular form sucks (but it got God Phoenix released to make up for it somewhat). Obelisk is fine, and Slifer more/less kept its anime effects (except being immune only on its summon turns). It's not that Konami was lazy on writing text, but some of the effects were removed/altered so they wouldn't be a pain to deal with. Yes, they're God cards and need to be powerful enough for the effort needed, but they also cannot be a pain in the ass for its user's opponent to contend with.