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Would you please enlighten all of us once and for all why Pepsi is the more superior drink to Coke?

 That is an easy task. It's our taste! While Coke and Pepsi are very similar, Pepsi has the superior taste! And that is means it is more refreshing!

 

Dear Pepsi Man: I have decided long ago not to drink caffeinated soda. What should I do about the occasional craving?

 My suggestion is to drink the caffeine-free Pepsi! 

 

 

Why is Pepsi generally considered second place to Coca-Cola's first?

 Because Coke has polluted the minds of polar bears and Santa.

 

 

Dear Pepsi Man,

Are you affiliated with Pepsi Max? Are they the Robin to your Batman, or something else?

 Pepsi Max is one of my alternate forms. I can use all of my Pepsi Power in one strike, but it leaves me exhausted after doing so.

 

 

Dear Pepsi Man,

What kind of robots is your sister into?

 

Sincerely,

MetalSonic

Dear Metal Sonic,

 

I'm sorry, I do not know if my sister is robosexual, but I do not believe she is into hedgehogs.

 

Remember to drink Pepsi,

 

Pepsi Man.

 

Can you kill people?

I did once... never again...

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