Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 You don't understand. What I'm looking for is intentionally vague. I don't want to TELL you everything. I want you to SHOW me. What is the point of seeking entertainment if I must explain how to entertain? That is not my job, here, in this time and place.Well, what is your job, then?And if you want entertainment, would jokes suffice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well, what is your job, then?And if you want entertainment, would jokes suffice?My job, ironically perhaps, is to entertain! Or, more accurately, to allow others to entertain in the best way possible.Jokes can work. I have heard many, many, of them in my life however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 So, did that joke work out for you?Because I have more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 So, did that joke work out for you?Because I have more.It was something I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Want me to post the jokes in here, or is the status section alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Want me to post the jokes in here, or is the status section alright?You should know by now the answer. This is most certainly NOT the time and place for that.This is for questions and answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Are you Mettaton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaina Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 How's it hanging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Are you Mettaton?It is interesting you come to that conclusion. However you are most definitely, as expected, wrong.How's it hanging?I...do not understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Are you a character from Undertale?Also, how was my latest joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaina Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Do you like 20 questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Are you a character from Undertale?Also, how was my latest joke?Your guessing game is getting old. You cannot uncover my name in this manner, no matter how hard you try. Do you like 20 questions? On occasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Your guessing game is getting old. You cannot uncover my name in this manner, no matter how hard you try.Well, what manner can I use to uncover your name? And I have set up a place for you to get entertainment. Will that do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well, what manner can I use to uncover your name?And I have set up a place for you to get entertainment. Will that do?I have already told you. It is fascinating that you have not figured out how by now.We shall see, shall we not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Please. I've been at this for two hours, trying to entertain you and satisfy you. And yet you keep taunting me. What more do you want from me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Please. I've been at this for two hours, trying to entertain you and satisfy you. And yet you keep taunting me.What more do you want from me?Entertainment!Your efforts are, at least, amusing. Similar to a jester. However I have done nothing but tell you the truths. You should know what you must do to find my name. The way is right in front of you, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 I have told you jokes and tried to make you laugh. What else is there?All I'm seeing in front of me is the same computer monitor I've been sitting in front of for the past several hours, trying to figure out your mystery.Please. I'm horrible at mysteries. I can't think outside the box. But I am willing to do anything you tell me to try and get my goal.I am even willing to send you money via PayPal if it means progression in this game.I beg of you. I will grovel and lick your boots and be your servant. But time is the one thing neither of us have much of anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 I have told you jokes and tried to make you laugh. What else is there?All I'm seeing in front of me is the same computer monitor I've been sitting in front of for the past several hours, trying to figure out your mystery.Please. I'm horrible at mysteries. I can't think outside the box. But I am willing to do anything you tell me to try and get my goal.I am even willing to send you money via PayPal if it means progression in this game.I beg of you. I will grovel and lick your boots and be your servant. But time is the one thing neither of us have much of anymore.You do yourself a great injustice. What makes you think this "mystery" of yours will do anything? I have not indicated such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 You do yourself a great injustice. What makes you think this "mystery" of yours will do anything? I have not indicated such. Well, what will happen if I find out your name? Will you stop possessing CowCow and make him go back to normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well, what will happen if I find out your name? Will you stop possessing CowCow and make him go back to normal?Your accusations are baseless. Find out my name if it pleases you. I have not been hiding it. Do you know common courtesy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Would you please tell me who you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Would you please tell me who you are?....*smiles*Â Was that so hard?Now, don't be upset with what you learn. Or rather.....What you don't learn.I never made any promises, boy. Â But very well.... Â Â Â Hello there. My name, as you oh so desperately wish to know...Is Mauvache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Hello, Mauvache. A pleasure to finally make your acquaintance. You can call me Dan.Now, would you possibly like to try on a different host?CowCow is much smarter than I am, and could solve this Simon Keyes mystery in a heartbeat.While I know plenty of jokes, and possibly other things you might find entertaining.Also, what is Simon Keyes' motive for his current actions? What does he gain by doing all that he has done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Now, would you possibly like to try on a different host?Also, what is Simon Keyes' motive for his current actions? What does he gain by doing all that he has done?I would enjoy it, perhaps. However it is not something that can happen.Ah, motive. A funny thing. I cannot speak for that one. You would do best to ask him yourself. Revenge comes to mind, however. He seems such an...angered sort.Of course, you still need to know what he has done, do you not? For, as it stands, it would seem the only thing you know is that he has changed some messages. Not a very damning crime, wouldn't you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier Alexander Romanov Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 He also has taken Flowey's soul and has become a Boss Monster.So I guess I will ask the obvious question.What is the crime that he has committed?Also, why are you possessing CowCow?And is there a way to unfortunately remove you from him before this event is over?Because while I do appreciate your company, and finding those jokes was admittedly fun, I do need his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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