NP Sage Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Here is how it works someone asks a stupid question. you give the most redarded answer you can thimk of. then you ask a stupid question. NO answering your own question. Heres an example. Why do firemen wear red pants? Because their blue ones caught on fire.Understand. good 1st Question Why are candycanes red and white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Because Chocolate stole Brown, Dah! Why do cats have fur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Because if they diden't shaving them would be no fun. What if peoples butts were vegtables? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danilus Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Because if they didnt the world would grind to a halt. Why do elephants have big ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 So they can transfer their memories via radio signal to a satelitte which stores them and the can access them again whenever they want. Why do humans have two arms, two legs and two eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Because if we had only one jugeling would be hard. Why are some people stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danilus Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Because if there were no stupid people if would upset the ballence of stupid/smart people and the universe as we know it will fold into itself causing all matterial life to die in one huge singularity. My question? Why is Bill Gates so rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Because he he won a beer drinking contest. Thus the invention of windows 95 in the year 2000. Why am I a smart mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Because your brain got lost What is rain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danilus Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Rain is actualy when the almighty god Jonus sweats. What is a spork used for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Sporking of course! Why do trees grow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Because if they didn't they would be called shrubs. How did my brain get lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 By taking a wrong turn at the larynx. Why do cows have wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Because the red bull comercial says so. Why does it take forever to get a deck to work right. then upper deck bans half of the cards in them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Because they don't like you Why is Golf so boring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because our great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers invented it. Why does UD not like me? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Falling Pizza Posted February 14, 2007 Administrators Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because your stupid. Why did Kyle Roswell NOT pm me and ask permission to use my crystal ball card in a future yugioh set? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because he dosen't work for Konami. How do you know I'm stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because i said so Why isint the sky purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 It was but I used magic to make it blue just to annoy you personally Poc. Why do you say so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because if so wasn't invented, we wouldn't be able to say so, so... :? Why are rabbits so fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because if they weren't we would have called the long haired tortuses. Why do all the packs I open never get a card I could use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abaddon Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because you don't have the heart of the cards. Why does Yugi stash loads of cards in his hair, particularly multiple copies of Dark Magician? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danilus Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because I am almighty. :twisted: Why do trees have branches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NP Sage Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Because all thew arms were taken. Why did Poc challenge me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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