Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Fuck me the title is accurate anyway. Had a dream I was going to make a status about but there was too much going on to compress down so now it gets an entire thread. Don't usually remember dreams in as much detail as this and it was vaguely interesting so here we go. To start with, we were filming a (supposedly) children's movie, and I was aware of this, but it played out as if it were real, with the main characters being me (I was 12 or so in the dream I presume, never saw myself but going by the ages of other people I recognised), a short fat blonde 12-year-old lad who was my friend or maybe brother, and then there were 2 girls around the same age who weren't really important but they were the only other people to get more than a single line of dialogue. Initially everyone (my direct and extended family) was at a wedding reception in a pub that was in the basement of a hotel which only had one entrance, that being the kind of trapdoor-type-thing that's used to get into hurricane shelters or whatever. The floor was consistently submerged under a few inches of water but nobody mentioned this ever. After a few minutes I left, and the other lad who I was with, who for convenience I will refer to as Rewas from now on, came with me. I'd say about half the people total were in the pub and the other half outside. We just walked around for a while talking about whatever 12-year-olds talk about, then a balding middle-aged man (who I think was my uncle but I'm not sure) came up and told us the pub had flooded. We ran back to see what was happening, and when we got there there was just water coming out through the door and nobody emerged from it. One person went in and didn't resurface, and soon it was clear everyone down there had died. People started to panic and run (doesn't really make sense but dream logic). All around the hotel were these wooden cabins of various sizes, bungalows and two-story things, don't know why, but one of them went on fire anyway and that just set people off more. There was at least a dozen of them, seemed to be randomly scattered around the place rather than uniformly built. Rewas and I ran towards one, but someone came out of it screaming and an explosion came from inside it soon after, setting the whole thing on fire. We turned around and there were security guards or firemen or something trying to put out the now numerous fires around the place, when one of the smaller cabins exploded and shrapnel just flew everywhere, sliced 3 of the firemen/security guards in half. At that point Rewas took off running towards I don't know what, and was ridiculously fast, so I went after him. He was about 50 yards ahead of me when another small cabin exploded and a big metal bar came flying out from it, he continued running and the bar flew really strangely, looping in the air, eventually hitting him in the side of the head with what I presumed was a fatal blow. I was distracted then by an explosion behind me and a giant sheet of metal flying at me. I couldn't get out of the way and it should've sliced through me but because dream I ended up standing on top of it, basically surfing through the air though with no control. This didn't actually resolve in any logical way, it just kind of stopped and suddenly I was stood beside what was basically an ice-cream truck turned ambulance, with the windows of the ice-cream truck opening to reveal medical supplies, and two nurses stood beside the van rather than inside it for whatever reason. Rewas then showed up, obviously not dead but with a huge cut along the left side of his face, and got some cream from the truck which apparently had magic healing properties because when I next looked at him he was completely fine. There was yet another explosion, and a sheet of metal sliced through the torsos of the nurses, prompting Rewas and I to run again, this time back to an actual proper house which apparently was where one of us lived. We sat in a living room with sliding glass doors and leather couches, and the two girls I mentioned at the start came into the room and we told them what had happened without actually establishing who they were or who we were. At some point I concluded that this was a Final Destination scenario, but also that it wasn't death trying to kill people, and I somehow came to the realisation that Rewas was the murderer. He than stated this as I tried to leave, I interrupted him dismissively, then he tried to charge at me with a knife or something and I slid the glass door almost closed. He stuck his foot in between it and the wall to stop me, but he couldn't get out either. Again this didn't resolve logically, it just cut away, and I was standing out in the garden of the house with the two girls. Rewas charged out of the house with a knife. Somehow though this was a fucking children's move so the conclusion was just retarded. We through water balloons at him (one of the girls was firing them from a paintball gun because idk) and one connected, making it look like he wet himself; he got embarrassed and went home in tears. Fin. Doubt anyone's going to read all that so here's a tl;dr - I had a weird dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 lol what sort of nutter makes a screenful of text about a dream they had? sorta like Kanye with his 15 min rant very inappropriate behaviour from a presidential candidate, don'tchathink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 You need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted November 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 lol what sort of nutter makes a screenful of text about a dream they had? sorta like Kanye with his 15 min rant very inappropriate behaviour from a presidential candidate, don'tchathink? I am demonstrating that even elite citizens such as myself have dreams, just like you or Rewas or any other commoner, to establish that we aren't so different. You need help. I refer to the only named character by name seven times in 966 words, mental.You need help. I refer to the only named character by name seven times in 966 words, how insane. bestiality is ok No it isn't, and that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Seek help. bestiality is ok No it isn't, and that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Seek help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 tl;dr Enguin dreams about Rewas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Pot of Enguin's Desires confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 directed by m night shyamalan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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