Ryusei the Morning Star Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 You wanna talk about abusive parents? Someone named their daughter--who later turned out to be a militia leading crazy gringa who's sole mission was to supposedly stop Jack from opening the "Vault--Tungsteena Zarpedon. Her parents were bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 You wanna talk about abusive parents? Someone named their daughter--who later turned out to be a militia leading crazy gringa who's sole mission was to supposedly stop Jack from opening the "Vault--Tungsteena Zarpedon. Her parents were bastards.I think you're taking life too srsly Just found something that made me laugh then feel really sad Relax friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 I think you're taking life too srsly Just found something that made me laugh then feel really sad Relax friend Whoosh. Since you're out of the loop, here you go: http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Home_Sweet_Home/Transcript (In Hyperion Hub of Heroism, on way to R&D)Jack: Hey, here's a thought, Zarpederp -- why don't you just NOT destroy the moon and kill hundreds of innocent people?Zarpedon: Hundreds now to save millions later. And my name is Zarpedon. Tungsteena Zarpedon.Jack: Paaahahahahah! Tungsteena Zarpedon -- you must have been SUPER popular in high school! My GOD, your parents were bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Tbh I thought this was in General at first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.